Bryant & May 06; The Victoria Vanishes

running.”

“Whatever you think best, sir.” May left the room with an inward smile, thankful that Land had failed to effect a transfer from the unit.

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“What do you mean, it’s not here?” said Bryant with indignation. “Where’s it gone?”

“It was on the bar all evening, but I don’t remember seeing it when we closed up,” said the barmaid of the Devereux.

“Good God, woman, it contained the poor man’s corporeal remnants. It was a cremation urn.”

“Oh. We thought you’d won it at bingo. Well, one of your lot must have taken it.”

“You opened the bar to the general public at ten, didn’t you? It could have been anyone.”

“A roomful of police officers,” the barmaid sniffed. “Not much of an advert, is it? Rather calls your observational skills into question.”

“Don’t you start.” He threw her a card. “You’d better call me if you hear anything.”

Back on the streets of Holborn, he reread his notes on Naomi Curtis and wondered if there was really much likelihood of the two cases being connected. The only reason he had filed a note on Curtis was because she had died in the wrong place. It was inconceivable to imagine what had brought her from a vicarage in Sevenoaks to a smoky Holborn pub at the age of fifty-four, unless she was in some kind of trouble and had arranged to meet someone inside.

Similarly, Carol Wynley had been heading home to take care of her housebound partner when she had chosen to deviate from her route. Perhaps he had muddled the streets, and she had gone into a different pub – the Skinner’s Arms on Judd Street was also on a corner and he must have passed it – but nevertheless she had placed herself in a situation that led to a skull fracture.

A phone call to the Swedenborg Society confirmed both women’s employment records. Carol Wynley had taken up her predecessor’s position, but they had overlapped by a month. Bryant made a note – in his regular spindly handwriting this time – for Kershaw to check whether traces of sedative had also been found in Naomi Curtis’s body, and for Longbright to check past Dead Diaries for any other cases with similar circumstances.

Most murders were committed without the involvement of logical reasoning. In one of his notebooks, Bryant had jotted down a quote from Gary Gilmore, the first man to be executed after the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated the death penalty, who stated that “murder is just a thing of itself – a rage – and rage is not reason.” In his experience, Bryant had found most murders to have been committed in states of rage, but the PCU had been created to investigate those cases which fell beyond the normal parameters of violent death.

A vague idea began to form in his brain, one requiring proof that Carol Wynley had entered The Victoria Cross public house alone on the night she met her death. He felt sure that May would be able to get an investigation launched, but had no clear idea of how to proceed, not while a question mark remained over his ability to recall events clearly. He needed to be positive that his deductive capability was not diminished.

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The third thud dislodged a framed photograph of Colin Bimsley’s father, sending it to the floor in a tinkle of glass. Bimsley reached down and gingerly removed shards from the monochrome portrait. The grim-faced young man who peered out of the picture between chin strap and helmet peak seemed to belong to another era, possibly early Victorian. In fact, the photograph had been taken in 1958. The old police uniforms were cumbersome belted tunics with steel buttons and metal identification numbers on the epaulettes. The outfit commanded authority from the criminal fraternity because it linked directly to the past, reminding one of Sir Robert Peel, of guards and dragoons and even a knight’s armour, but my God, it must have been uncomfortable to wear.

“What on earth is he doing in there?” Bimsley asked.

“Putting up shelves,” said Meera, “to house his collection of law enforcement rule books. Renfield is planning to report all infringements the unit commits, no matter how minor.”

“Janice hates the idea of sharing her office with him. I think she’s convinced he’s got his own private agenda.” Bimsley carefully wrapped the broken glass with tape before placing it in the bin, but still managed to nick himself.

“I don’t see why everyone’s so down on Renfield,” said Meera hotly. “He’s trying to bring a bit of old-school discipline to the unit.”

“I might have known you’d support him. Renfield hasn’t the faintest understanding of how this place works. All he’ll do is spy and sabotage and screw things up.”

The hammering recommenced. Bimsley peered over the top of a charge sheet at Mangeshkar. For months now he had made a fool of himself over her, and just as they were starting to find common ground, a fresh source of disagreement had sprouted between them. When he thought of all the time he had wasted trying to win her over, he could have kicked himself.

Let her side with Renfield, he thought. What the hell do I care? Why did I ever think she was even remotely interested? Since the day she swaggered in here ordering me about, I’ve gone out of my way to be as nice as possible. I’ve been barking up the wrong tree. There are plenty of decent women I could date. I’m all right, me. Turning to the evening paper, his eye was taken by an advertisement for a speed-dating club, meeting tomorrow night. He threw her an angry glance and jotted down the details.

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April looked at the picture she had drawn from Bryant’s careful description. It showed a public house with cream tiles and a wrought-iron lantern over the only entrance, and a hanging sign with a depiction of a medal on it. The chipped brown paintwork of the double doors had been covered with brass hand-plates. The bar beyond the windows was shallow and high, with a large clock at the centre adorned with Roman numerals.

She glanced across at the image Bryant had found in his book of public houses. The building was identical, down to the smallest detail, except that the original sign featuring a side portrait of Queen Victoria had been replaced.

What bothered her most, though, was the clock. She could read a single word on its face: Newgate. The hands were set at a quarter past seven, the same time Bryant had given her from his memory of the night. After searching architectural Web sites, she had located several other maps and sketches, all from different angles, showing the saloon and public bars with different interiors, in different stages of its history, but not one of them showed the clock. The photograph in Bryant’s possession was the only one to feature it, which suggested that he had previously noted the picture in the book and subconsciously copied it. April’s grandfather John May had taught her to always trust his partner, even when Bryant’s theories seemed maddeningly obscure, but for the first time doubt was starting to creep into her mind.

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“Do you remember where you put your socks, Mr Bryant?” asked Alma Sorrowbridge. The Antiguan former landlady stood before him blocking the way, her meaty hands placed on broad hips.

Bryant eyed her warily over the top of his reading glasses. In matters of the home, a woman in a pinafore was not to be trifled with. “I imagine they’re in the laundry basket, where I place them at the end of each evening,” he answered with some care, knowing this could be a trick question.

“I ask because they were not, in fact, in the laundry basket. They were inside my oven, and I am seized with the urge to ponder what they might be doing there.”

Bryant thought for a moment. “Are you sure?”

“On the top shelf above my cornbread, three navy blue pairs.”

“I think I must have washed them, and wanted to dry them quickly.”

“So you grilled them. You’ve been getting very forgetful lately. You didn’t tell me my sister called last night.”

“That’s because I don’t like her,” said Bryant. “If I tell you she rings, you’ll call and invite her over, and then I’d have to hide in my room for hours while you two bake and sing hymns. Do you really think I’ve been more forgetful lately?”

Alma detected a note of concern in her old tenant’s voice. “You’ve had a lot on your mind. And you’re always stuffing your head with history from those old books you read. There’s only so much room in a person’s brain.”

“I saw a murder victim in a place that doesn’t even exist anymore,” he admitted miserably. “And I lost our coroner’s ashes. I was entrusted with looking after them, but forgot to take them home with me at the end of the