Bryant & May 07; Bryant & May on the Loose

Faraday: Well, I thought you would, you see. A rather alarming report has reached my ears.

Renfield: (impatiently) What about?

Faraday: Somebody at Camden Council rang to tell me that Mr Bryant had been in questioning officials about building plans.

Renfield: Yes, he’s conducting your investigation. He’s following a lead.

Faraday: He had a witch with him.

Renfield: A what?

Faraday: A witch, Mr Renfield. Cauldron, pointy hat, talking cat, you know, a woman who consorts with the devil and believes she can cast spells.

Renfield: I have no information on that.

Faraday: Oh. I find that very disappointing. I recall specifically requesting that you keep an eye on Mr Bryant, something you’ve singularly failed to do.

Renfield: I’ve reported to you every night on the progress of the investigation.

Faraday: And you would have me believe that nothing unusual has happened.

Renfield: That’s right.

Faraday: You don’t call witchcraft unusual?

Renfield: Bryant takes friends along to help him sometimes.

Faraday: Friends, plural? Who else has he brought along to this private investigation? A wizard, perhaps? Some performing dwarves? Are you laughing?

Renfield: (coughing) No, sir.

Faraday: Do you understand that my report will go to Mr Kasavian, and if he finds anything untoward, he will take steps to bring prosecutions against everyone involved in this investigation?

Renfield: If that’s the case, it’s not in my interest to report to you, is it?

Faraday: But I’ve issued you with a formal request.

Renfield: Yeah, and I’m ignoring it.

Faraday: It’s a command.

Renfield: Well, which is it – a request or a command?

Faraday: (heatedly) It’s a – it doesn’t matter what it is, you have to do what you’re told.

Renfield: I’ve got a better idea. You can stick your request – and your command – up your arse.

Faraday: I find your attitude highly unsatisfactory, Mr Renfield, and what’s more I fully intend…Hello? Hello?

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Outside London, beyond the great grey saucepan lid of cloud that covered the metropolis, it was a raw, beautiful day. Ragged white scraps of cloud tumbled across the Sussex downs, and even Brighton’s faded appeal was partially restored when viewed from the end of the Palace Pier. Fifty years earlier, the pink pavements and sky-blue railings had signified a town of civic heraldry in which a generation of vaguely lost spinsters and disappointed colonels had made their homes. Now the resort had been designated a city, with all of the ills that such status conferred. The burghers of Brighton had neglected the parts they disliked until those parts simply went away, and had added on bits that made them money, leaving windswept concourses filled with chain stores that could be found in any town, anywhere.

Maddox Cavendish had lived in a new development overlooking the ruins of the collapsed West Pier. The porter refused to believe that DuCaine and Longbright were police officers, and it took several phone calls to get them inside the building. The apartment had been built to showcase its main feature, a wooden deck overlooking the sparkling sea. “He was making good money,” DuCaine noted, thumping around the flat in his size twelve boots.

“His employment record has him down as single. No photos anywhere, very impersonal.” Longbright stood in the centre of the living room and turned slowly. “Very tidy. Gay, maybe.”

“Does it matter?”

“I’m just trying to get a mental picture.” She started opening drawers. “I love snooping through other people’s lives, don’t you?”

“Not really,” DuCaine admitted. “Not when they’ve just been murdered.”

“He’s hardly a typical victim.” She riffled through a book of cheque stubs and turned out a pile of ATM receipts. “He drew out two thousand pounds in cash just over two weeks ago.”

DuCaine searched the closet and bookcases, but found only business suits and volumes on accounting, architecture and self-help.

Longbright opened a black leather calendar and checked the pages. “Oh, you’re going to love this,” she said, reading. “LUNCH T.DELANEY. One P.M. Maddox Cavendish had lunch with Terry Delaney three days before Delaney died. Delaney was meeting him at the ADAPT Group headquarters, but it doesn’t say where they ate, so presumably it wasn’t somewhere that needed a reservation.”

“What the hell was an architect doing having lunch with a construction worker?”

“When two people of different social status break bread together, it’s usually because one of them wants something.”

“Cynical.”

“No, pragmatic. What would Cavendish want from a day laborer? Did he fancy him?”

“I dunno. Maybe he was having some construction work done at home.”

Longbright called in their discovery to the team, who set about talking to restaurant staff in the building-site area. Meanwhile, the two detectives divided Cavendish’s apartment into sections and searched every square on the grid, but turned up nothing else.

“If we catch the fast train back, we can give ourselves an extra hour,” Longbright told DuCaine.

“Why, is there something you wanted to do?”

“Yeah, I want to go on the pier.”

“It’s a murder investigation, Janice.”

“I haven’t been out of London in more than a year. I hardly ever get a good night’s sleep in town. I’m knackered. I just want to get some sea air into my head. Can we do that?”

“Come on, then.”

DuCaine offered to buy her cotton candy but Longbright preferred a plate of whelks smothered in vinegar and white pepper. They leaned on the railings watching the seagulls screeching and wheeling over the remains of the fishermen’s bait buckets.

“Do you ever get times when you feel really lonely?” DuCaine asked.

“Everyone in the force does.”

“You dated a copper, didn’t you?”

“For eleven years. A bloody nightmare. I hardly ever saw him.”

“So you wouldn’t do it again?”

“Meera said that the nurse who sutured her arm had gone into the profession because she heard doctors were good kissers. My mother used to say that people in the emergency services were more passionate lovers because they saw so much death that they needed to celebrate life. And that it also made them really untidy at home, because keeping things neat wasn’t important.”

“You think that’s true?”

“What is it with all the questions?”

“I want to go out with you.”

“What, on a date?” The idea caught her by surprise.

“On a boat. On a bike. Yes, on a date.”

Longbright narrowed her eyes, appraising him. “Don’t you think you’re a little young for me? Besides, you don’t know if I’m a good kisser.”

At the end of the pier, beside the rattling of the ghost train and beneath the diving white gulls, PC Liberty