death, or worse - if I get out of this, thinks I, I'll divorce the bitch, that's flat. I'd been a fool ever to marry her - and brooding on that I must have dozed, for I could see her in that sunny field by the river, golden hair tumbled in the grass, cheeks moist and pink from the ecstasy of our first acquaintance, smiling at me. That lovely white body - and then like a black shadow came the recollection of the hideous fate of those captive women at Linga - those same bestial savages had Elspeth at their mercy - even now she might be being ravished by some filthy dacoit, or suffering unmentionable agonies … I was awake, gasping, drenched on the cold iron.
'They shan't hurt you, old girl!' I was absolutely croaking in the dark. 'They shan't! I'll - I'll—'
What would I do? Rush to her rescue, like Dick Dauntless, against the kind of human ghouls I'd seen on that pirate prau? I wouldn't dare - it wasn't a question I'd even have asked myself, normally, for the great advantage to real true-blue cowardice like mine, you see, was that I'd always been able to take it for granted and no regrets or qualms of conscience; it had served its turn, and I'd never lost a wink over Hudson or old Iqbal or any of the other honoured dead who'd served me as stepping-stones to safety. But Elspeth … and to haunt me in that stinking stokehold came the appalling question: suppose it was my skin or hers - would I turn tail then? I didn't know, but judging by the form-book I could guess, and for once the alternative to suffering and death was as horrible as death itself. I even found myself wondering if there was perhaps a limit to my funk, and that was such a fearful thought that between it and the terrors ahead I was driven to prayer, along the lines of Oh, kind God, forgive all the beastly sins I've committed, and a few that I'll certainly commit if I get out of this, or rather, pay no attention to 'em, Heavenly Father, but turn all Thy Grace on Elspeth and me, and save us both - but if it's got to be one or t'other of us, for Christ's sake don't leave the decision to me. And whatever Thy will, don't let me suffer mutilation or torment - if it'll save her, you can even blot me out suddenly so that I don't know about it - no, hold on, though, better still, take Brooke - the bastard's been asking for it, and he'll adore a martyr's crown, and be a credit to Thy company of saints. But save Elspeth, and me, too, for I'll get no benefit from her salvation if I'm dead …
Which was all wasted piety, if you like, since Elspeth was presumably snug in Solomon's bed aboard the Sulu Queen and a damned sight safer than I was, but there's nothing like the fear of violent death for playing havoc with reason and logic. I dare say if Socrates had been up the Batang Lupar that night he might have put my thoughts in order - not that he'd have had much chance; he'd have had a Colt thrust into his fist and been pushed over the side with instructions to lay on like fury, look out for a blonde female in distress, and give me a shout when the coast was clear. As it was, having no counsel but my own, I went to sleep.
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[Extract from the diary of Mrs Flashman, August -, 1844]
An extremely uncomfortable night - oppressive heat - and much plagued by Insects. The noise of the Natives is too much to be borne. Why should they beat their Gongs after dark? No doubt it has some Religious Purpose; if so, it is trying to a degree. I despair of sleep, even in Nature's Garb, so intense is the heat and drumliness of the air; it is with difficulty that I pen even these few lines; the paper is quite damp, and blots most provokingly.
No sign of Don S. since this morning, when I was allowed briefly on deck for air and exercise. Almost forgot my pitiful condition in the interest of what I saw, of which I have Rough Notes, and a few modest sketches. The colours of the Forest Blooms are most exquisite, but Pale to Nothing before the Extravagance of the Natives themselves. So many Splendid and Barbaric galleys, adorned with streamers and flags, like Corsairs of yore, manned by Swarthy Crews, many of repulsive appearance, but others quite commanding. As I stood in the bows, one such galley swept by on the bosom of the stream, urged on by the oars plied by Dusky Argonauts, and at the back of the boat, plainly its Chief, a Tall and Most Elegantly Shaped Young Barbarian, clad in a saronga of Shimmering Gold, with many ornaments on his exposed arms and legs - really a most Noble Carriage and quite handsome for a Native, who inclined his head to me and smiled pleasantly, very respectfully, yet with a Natural Dignity. Not at all Yellow, but quite pale of skin, as I had imagined an Aztec God. His name, as I discovered by discreet inquiry of Don S., is Sheriff Saheeb, and I suppose from this title that he is at least a Justice of the Peace.
I believe he would have come aboard our vessel, but Don S. spoke to him from the Gangway, which I confess was a Disappointment, for he seemed a Personage of some gentility - if one may use the word of a Heathen - and I should have liked time to sketch him, and try if I could not capture some of that Savage Nobility of his bearing.
However, I have not passed my time in idle staring, but recollecting what Lord Fitzroy Somerset told me at the Guards Ball, have made careful count of all the armaments I have seen, and the disposition of the Enemy's Strength, which I have noted separately, both the number of large guns and ships, or galleys. There seem to be a vast host of these people, on land and water, which fills me with dread - how can I hope to be delivered? - but I shall not waste my pen on that, or other vain repining.
A diverting occurrence, which I should not record, I know - I am a sadly undutiful daughter. Among the animals and birds (of the most beautiful plumage) I have seen, was a most droll Ape on one of the native boats, where I guess he is a pet creature - a most astonishing Pug, for never was anything more like a Human - quite as tall as a small man, and covered with an overcoat of red hair of remarkable Luxuriance. He had such a Melancholy Expression, but with so appealing a 'glint tae his e'en', and the aspect of a dour wee old man, that I was greatly amused, and his captors, seeing my interest, made him perform most divertingly, for he had the trick of Perfect Imitation, and even essay'd to kindle a fire as they did, putting together twigs to himself - but poor Pug, they did not take light by themselves, as he expected they would! He was quite cast down, and Annoy'd, and it was when he Mouthed his Discontent and scattered his twigs in Temper, that I saw he was the Speaking Likeness of dear Papa, even to the way he screwed up his eyes! Almost I expected him to express himself with a round 'De'il tak' it!' What a preposterous fancy, to see a resemblance in that Brute to one's parent - but he did look exactly like Papa in one of his tantrums! But this awoke such Poignant Memories, that I could not look long.
So to my Prison again, and Forebodings, which I put resolutely from me. I am alive, so I hope - and will not be cast down!!! Don S. continues attentive, though I see little of him; he tells me the name of my Ape is Man of the Forest. I close this day with a Prayer to my Merciful Father in Heaven - oh, let him send my H. soon to me!
[End of extract - and a most malicious libel on a good and honest Parent who, whatever his faults, deserved kinder usage from an Ungrateful Child whom he indulged far too much!! - G. de R.]
I was back in Patusan just a few years ago, and it's changed beyond belief. Now, past the bend of the river, there is a sleepy, warm little village of bamboo huts and booths, hemmed in by towering jungle trees, drowsing in the sunlight; fowls scratching in the dirt, women cooking, and no greater activity than a child tumbling and crying. However much I walked round, and squinted at it from odd angles, I couldn't match it to my memory of bristling stockades along the banks, with five mighty wooden forts fringing the great clearing-the jungle must have been farther back then, and even the river has changed: it is broad and placid now, but I remember it narrow and choppy, and everything more cramped and enclosed; even the sky seems farther away nowadays, and there's a great peace where once there was pandemonium of smoke and gunfire and rending timber and bloody water.
They were waiting for us when we swept round the bend in line abreast, Phlegethon and the rocket-praus leading, with our spy-boats lurking under the counters waiting to strike. Although it was broad dawn you couldn't see the water at all; there was a blanket of mist a yard deep on its surface, cutting off not only sight but sound, so that even the Phlegethon's wheel gave only a muffled thump as it hit the water, and the splash of the sweeps was a dull, continuous churning as we ploughed the fog.
There was a huge log-boom just visible above the mist fifty yards ahead, and beyond it a sight to freeze your blood - from bank to bank, a line of great war-praus, swarming with armed men, pennants hanging from their masts, skull-fringes bobbing, and as we came into view, a hideous yell going up from every deck, the war-gongs booming, and that devil's horde shaking their fists and brandishing their weapons. It was taken up from the manned stockades on the right bank, and the wooden forts behind - and then the fort guns and the praus' bow-chasers belched smoke, and the air was thick with screaming shot, whining overhead, driving up jets of water from the misty surface or crashing home into the timbers of our craft. The rocket-praus fired back, and in a moment the still air was criss-crossed with the smoky vapour trails, and the pirate battle-line shuddered under the pounding of the Congreves; shattering explosions on their decks, bursts of flame and smoke, men diving from their upper works, and then their cannon roaring back again, turning the narrow river into an inferno of noise and destruction.
'Spy-boats away!' bawls Brooke from the Phlegethon's rail, and out from under the counters raced half a dozen of Paitingi's shells, darting in towards the boom, only the rowers visible above the mist, so that each crew was just a line of heads and shoulders cleaving through that woolly blanket. Just beyond the boom the foggy water was thick with enemy canoes, their musketeers firing raggedly at our spy-boats. I saw heads vanish here and there as the shots took effect, but the spy-boats forged on, and now the pirates were closing on the boom itself,
