'We could text.'
'I've got the best job in the country.'
'Well, Governor, your Democratic opponent says you're not doing your job, says you're a part-time governor, says that you work less than ten hours each week.'
'But I sing better than him.'
'Perhaps, but we've obtained your bodyguard's official log for the last month under the Open Records Act and found that you worked out at the downtown YMCA and jogged around the lake twenty-nine times, played golf thirteen times, had lunch with your daughter four times, and-'
'You don't want me to have lunch with my daughter?'
'I think your opponent wants you to work a little more.'
'My opponent wants my job. Look, when you're the governor of Texas, everything you do is for the people of Texas.'
'Playing golf?'
'Talking state business.'
'With lobbyists?'
'Don't they have a right to be heard?'
Bode had been around Carl long enough to know that he was building up to his big question of the day-'Carl Crawford's scandal of the week.'
'Governor, the Board of Pardons and Paroles has opened an investigation to determine if the State of Texas executed an innocent man on your watch.'
'Who?'
'Billy Joe Dickson.'
'Dickson? That the ol' boy convicted of burning his house down with his kids in it?'
'No, that's the ol' boy convicted of murdering his mother with an ax.'
'Down in Houston?'
'Up in Dalhart.'
'Oh, yeah, I remember now. He was guilty.'
'You're sure?'
'Yep.'
'So why is the Board conducting an investigation?'
'Politics.'
'They're all Republican. You appointed them.'
'I did?' He grunted. 'Oh, then they're just mad.'
'About what?'
'We're gonna cut their budget.'
'Why? If there's no deficit?'
'There's no deficit because we cut spending before there is a deficit.'
'But-'
Bode sighed. Democrats. He answered four more questions then called it a day. He walked out the door followed by Jim Bob.
'We'll replace the entire Board of Pardons and Paroles,' the Professor said. 'That'll derail the investigation.'
'Can we do that?'
'It's one of the few things the governor can do.'
Bode threw a thumb back at the press room.
'Won't the press bitch?'
The Professor shrugged it off.
'So? Voters won't hold it against us if we execute the wrong guy every now and then. No one's perfect.'
SEVEN
The boy's heart stopped.
'Doctor, he coded!'
The boy named Jesus had come through surgery fine-until now. Cardiac arrest. The doctor sat on the stool suturing the boy's chest wall. He dropped the sutures then took the stethoscope and listened to the boy's heart. He grabbed a portable defibrillator. He applied the electrodes to the boy's chest but didn't yell 'Clear!' as the doctors had in the ER. He just looked at her. She held up her hands to show that she was clear of the patient. She didn't need a seven-hundred-fifty-volt shock. The boy's body twitched with the electric shock. She put the stethoscope to his chest.
Nothing.
Lindsay recalled the big man's words: Do not let him die, Doctor. It would not be good for any of us. She felt sweat beads on her forehead. She said a quick prayer. The doctor shocked him again. The boy's body twitched harder this time, then he coughed. She checked his heart.
'He's back!'
Lindsay let out the breath she had been holding. The doctor resumed his suturing, as calmly as if he had been interrupted only by a phone call from a pharmaceutical rep.
'Where's Mom?'
'Laredo. Probably having a margarita with lunch right about now.'
'What's she doing in Laredo?'
'Trying to get Mexicans counted for the census.'
Bode gave Becca, his eighteen-year-old daughter, a big bear hug. He had wanted a boy-William Bode Bonner, Jr.-but he had gotten a girl-Rebecca Bodelia Bonner. She couldn't play football, but she was tall and athletic like her old man, she was tough and fiercely competitive like her old man, and she liked girls like her old man. His daughter was a lesbian.
'You feeling okay, honey? You look a bit peaked.'
In fact, she looked like hell.
'Oh, we're just hung over. We went to the music festival last night, over on Sixth Street. It was wild.'
Every March the South by Southwest Film and Music Festival took over downtown. Thousands of young folks from across the country descended upon Austin hoping their band or film might get discovered by a record or movie studio. Best Bode could tell, they spent most of the nine days getting drunk and stoned and raising hell on Sixth Street. No event did a better job than SXSW of promoting the city's official slogan: 'Keep Austin Weird.'
'You're not supposed to tell your old man you're hung over.'
'Oh.' She giggled. 'Then we stayed in our dorm and studied.'
'You're also not supposed to act like your old man's a moron who didn't go to the same college.'
'You're a hard man to please.'
'That's what I hear.' He gave her a little kiss on her forehead. 'You might be in college now, but you're still my little gal.'
She kissed him on the cheek. Then Darcy kissed him on the other cheek.
'And I'm your gal's pal.'
Becca had brought Darcy Daniels over to the Mansion for Thanksgiving dinner and announced during dessert that she was a lesbian and Darcy was her lover. Bode damn near spit out his pumpkin pie. He hoped the lesbian thing was just a college fad, like voting Democrat, and she would grow out of it, so he hadn't made a big deal about it, especially after the Professor said it would help with the Independent voters. She made a face.
'Daddy, you gotta lose the hair spray. Go natural, like me and Darcy.'
'You don't use hair spray?'
'Or shave.'
'Your legs?'
