Tobin turned just in time to see the red-haired woman who'd been wrestling with Alicia Farris sit down at the man's table.
'The Odd Couple,' Cindy said.
'Really.'
'But it doesn't seem like romance.'
'It doesn't?'
'Look at the body language.'
'I've never really been a student of body language.'
'The way she's leaning back.'
'Ah.'
'And the way she's keeping her arms folded across her chest.'
'Ummm.'
'Definitely not a romance.'
'I wish you were as good at mind reading as you are at interpreting body language.'
'Why?'
'Then we'd know what they're doing together. And who they are.'
'I guess that would kind of help.'
Tobin shrugged and went back to his scotch and soda. The redhead and the older man had started talking quietly and there wasn't much reason to watch them any longer.
'Hey!' shouted the lounge singer in the gold lame dinner jacket. 'It's time for another tribute!'
'Time for another tribute?' Tobin said. 'The bastard just finished one two minutes ago.'
'Joey Dee and the Starlighters!' cried the singer as he assumed immediately the Twist position.
The name of the tabloid the redhead, Iris Graves, worked for was Snoop. Presently it sold a little more than three million copies a week and it enhanced its considerable newsstand revenues with advertising for hemorrhoid products and truss products and products for people who wet their pants and products for people who couldn't see so well and products for people who couldn't hear a damn word if you stood right next to them and screamed and products for people who wanted even a few more mementos of Elvis and products for people who enjoyed American flag coasters and American flag clocks and American flag socks. The biggest issue they'd ever done was estimating the number of 'major Hollywood stars' who were rumored to have AIDS. (One office pundit saying, 'If we could just tie UFOs into this somehow, we'd have a 99 percent sell-through.')
All of which made it virtually impossible for Iris to convince anybody that she was a bona-fide journalist. The thirty-seven-year-old beauty (and beauty she was and never forgot it) was a reporter for Snoop, but she was also holder of an M.A. in journalism from Harvard, former feature writer for the Chicago Tribune, and decliner of at least three hundred pitches to go into TV news-despite the fact that the camera would have gone sappy over her Hepburnish cheekbones and chills-down-the-spine smile. She wanted to have fun being a journalist and sitting behind an anchor desk was hardly her idea of that. So when Snoop's president, the surprisingly earnest J. H. Hoolihan, a shanty Irish muckraker who now got to put his fat white ass on the surface of a gold inlaid bathtub the size of a garage floor, offered her a job, she'd been, in equal parts, offended and intrigued. Her newspaper friends all ridiculed the idea, of course, and even her father seemed troubled by her impending decision ('Would you really want to see the Graves name on a paper like that, honey?'). But in the end, far more fascinated than she should have been, she took the job. And began learning about a new way of perceiving reality.
While most of what Snoop reported was not true in the absolute sense, almost everything it reported was true in some sense. If so-and-so was not having an affair with so-and-so, there was a good chance that they had spent some idle time together. If the latest cancer findings were not exactly a breakthrough, then at least they offered some new hope. And if the cop in New Jersey did not see a UFO exactly, he saw some goddamn thing. And so it went. Not the truth exactly but not a lie exactly either. And it sure beat covering city council meetings and fashion shows and Pet News. For instance, the story-scandal, really-she was working on now…
'You're tense tonight, darlin'.'
'I've told you, Sanderson. Don't call me darlin'. I hate that.'
'You're really one of them, aren't you?'
'One of whom?'
'Libbers.'
'Oh, Christ.'
'You deny it?'
'No, I don't deny it.' She laughed. 'I don't appreciate being mocked, little girl.'
'I just didn't know anybody actually said that anymore.'
'Said what?'
''Libbers.' And especially in that tone. Sort of like 'Communist.''
She'd made him angry and she knew it and she didn't give the slightest damn. When you were born beautiful and your father had oodles and you maintained a 3.8 all the way through grad school, there was very little you did give the slightest damn about.
He leaned forward, all cheap aftershave and cigarette smoke, and made his face mean. 'You seem to forget I could have you arrested for what you did to me.'
'You'd have to prove it.'
'Oh, I could prove it, darlin'. I could prove it.'
She felt sad suddenly. She liked sitting here in the shadows of the stage, most of the people in evening clothes, a band providing lots of festive noise. She just wished she were with a man she enjoyed. Sanderson was too old for her, too stupid, too crude. The only reason she sat with him now was because he'd seen her the other night when, dressed in snap-brim fedora and trench coat, she left the cabin of Cindy McBain, where the dead Ken Norris lay on the floor.
He'd insisted on her coming back to his cabin. She'd been prepared to give into him, of course, and assumed she knew without asking what he wanted-sex. If she didn't give in he'd go to the captain-and would the captain actually believe her story that she'd dressed up this way only so she could follow Ken Norris in pursuit of her story? And then sneaked into the room only after somebody had knocked her out while she hid on deck, watching the cabin? The only reason she'd sneaked in was because she sensed that something was terribly wrong and she'd been right. Then the bathroom door had opened and Cindy had come out and Iris had panicked and pushed past her and gone out into the night and…
But Sanderson hadn't wanted sex. He'd said, in fact, 'Been married to the same woman for forty-one years. Never slept with another one. Had a chance to once, Louisiana-it was right after the Korean War-but I turned her down. Man gives his word it should stay gived.'
Then Sanderson had said, 'I don't believe you killed that man but I want to know what you were doing in that cabin.'
She'd told him she was a reporter. She'd told him for whom. She'd told him she was working on a story. What she didn't tell him was what the story was all about, or whom it involved.
And that's what he was still trying to find out.
Now Sanderson said, 'You got two hours left.'
'I'm aware of that.'
'Two hours and either you give me the name of the person you're following or I go to the captain.'
'Who are you, Sanderson? What's your interest in this?'
'Darlin', you're in no position to be askin' me any questions.'
'You can only push it so far, Sanderson.'
He smiled. He had been handsome once but now there was too much age and malice in his gaze for that. 'And just how far would that be, darlin'?'
'Which one is it?' she asked.
'Which one?'
'It's one of them on 'Celebrity Circle,' isn't it?'
He intentionally made his voice naive. 'Now, darlin', what would I want with one of them celebrities?'
'You've got something on one of them, don't you? That's why you're on this ship.'
