Corporation stock.” He struck his chest with his fist, causing his gold braid to jingle. “Now I find that you are not only a thief, Mr. St. Moritz, but a murderer as well.”
“Captain, I had you down as a chap who kept his head,” said Saint. “These two are far from being defunct, and I was about to report to you the fact that they’d wandered into my digs and fainted when you-”
“You’ll have a chance to refute all the charges I’m going to bring soon as we dock,” the captain informed him coldly. “Right now, however, I intend to summon several of my surliest crewmen to haul you to the brig, sir.”
“Old man, I’ve always found incarceration of any sort deuced uncomfortable.” Saint lunged at the captain.
He succeeded in tipping the larger man over and, as the captain dropped back onto the yellow deck planks, Saint left his cabin to go running along the deck.
“Help! Escaping killer!” roared the sprawled captain.
Saint hesitated only long enough to thrust the jewel case into the waist of his trousers before sprinting to the rail and, gracefully, vaulting over it.
He hit the tepid river with a whomping splash and went sinking down in the brown silty water.
Seconds later and several yards from the ship, he resurfaced, about a quarter-mile from the jungly shore.
“For a chap in my tip top condition this swim’ll be a piece of cake.”
The captain apparently had decided not to halt his craft and give chase, because, when the green man pulled himself up on the mossy stretch of overgrown shore, using the gnarled root of the nearest bluish tree to help him, the ship was already fading away in the hot afternoon haze.
“Excellent, first rate! Couldn’t have devised a better test ourselves.”
Resting on his heels, Saint brushed his sopping orange hair off his muddy forehead. He frowned over at the computer terminal that floated in the air near the trunk of a squat palm tree.
“One does hope, old thing, you’re not a minion of the law.”
“I’m Whistler,” explained the voxbox of the terminal. “Representing the Whistler Interplanetary Investigation Agency.”
Saint shook water off his dripping sleeves. “Come to arrest me, have you?”
“Nope, we want to hire you.”
“To do an honest job, do you mean?”
“Exactly.”
“Jove,” said Saint thoughtfully as he rose, dripping, to his feet, “I may have sunk low enough to take you up on that.”
CHAPTER 3
It continued to rain on Barnum, a thin misty rain that turned the afternoons a pale, quiet grey.
Jared Smith was looking, and feeling, considerably better than he had three days earlier. “Sure, I feel pretty good,” he told the thickset middle-aged scientist the Whistler Agency had assigned to look after him.
“That’s discouraging,” remarked Doc Winner. “You ought to be feeling at least marvelous by now, if not outright stupendous. The cleverly plotted combination of diet, vitamin injections, dormtherapy and face-to-face bull sessions I’ve been using on you is guaranteed to-”
“I tend to be a shade pessimistic.”
“The shots alone should’ve wiped that out,” fretted Winner as he paced the walled garden they were in.
The rain was kept out by an unseen force screen, one of Doc Winner’s inventions.
Smith was sitting in a sewdowicker lawn chair, legs stretched straight out, for his daily interview. “Suppose you fill me in a bit more on the assignment you folks have in mind for me.”
Doc Winner tugged at his greying muttonchop whiskers. “You know the planet Zegundo very well,” he said, making another slow circuit of the dry flagstones. “Know every nook and cranny, for instance, of Selva Territory.”
“I grew up there.”
“Weren’t born there, though.”
“Nope, I was born in the next territory over, Sombra.” Smith rubbed at his chin with his thumb knuckle. “There was a border war, some of us were relocated. My parents, along with quite a few others, were killed and…” He shrugged. “About forty of us eventually got sent to Horizon House to live.”
Winner stopped pacing. “You haven’t yet mentioned Doctor Noah Westerland in these little autobiographical interludes, Jared,” he pointed out. “Any reason?”
“No. Doctor Westerland ran the place. In fact, it was his home,” replied Smith. “He and his wife turned part of the mansion, an enormous joint, over to us refugee kids. Westerland was doing research for the Trinidad Interplanet Government at the time.”
“I know, yes. You liked him?”
Smith nodded.
“And now?”
“He’s dead.”
“Apparently so.” Winner came striding over to seat himself in a white chair facing Smith. “He died, we are told, seven years ago on Zegundo.”
“You sound like maybe you think he isn’t dead.”
Spreading his stubby-fingered hands wide, Doc Winner answered with, “You were quite fond of his daughter, Jennifer Westerland.”
“In my youth,” he said. “Starting about the time I was seventeen.”
“It lasted awhile.”
“We had a…romance, which continued during the time I was in the Territorial Police.” Smith looked up at the rain.
“Her father suggested the romance cease.”
“He did.” Smith fell silent, frowning.
“They called all of you the Horizon Kids. There was quite a bit of media coverage on you lovable little tykes.”
“Yep, there was.”
“You keep in touch with any of the kids?”
Smith shook his head. “Not a one.”
“There were originally forty-three children in residence during that protracted wartime emergency. Some of them, yourself included, lived at Horizon House for nearly a decade.”
“All of this, does it have something to do with the job?”
Winner tugged at a sidewhisker. “You’ve heard we’re nicknamed Suicide, Inc.,” he said. “Media twaddle, but it’s not bad publicity. Impresses some of our nitwit clients. Actually, however, ninety percent of the jobs we tackle are relatively simple, straightforward assignments with a minimum of risk.”
“And the one you have in mind for me is one of these easy, nondangerous ones?”
“Precisely,” answered the scientist. “The Whistler Agency has thrived because of the clever ways, a good many of them, I modestly admit, cooked up by me, we go about our business. Our staffs are small, our overhead relatively low. What we do is recruit crews for specific jobs. We seek out people with unique or unusual abilities, match them up with the job at hand and function quite impressively. For your particular…” He paused, glanced up, then wiped at his plump cheek.
“Drop of rain.”
“Got through your screen.”
“That’s not possible.” Doc Winner popped to his feet, scowling. “Unlike most similar systems, mine allows for not one single…Holy Hannah! Two more.”
“About my job?”
Winner was feeling at the pockets of his smock-like yellow jacket. “What?”
“Now that I’m fast returning to marvelous shape and have decided to accept the job offer,” said Smith, “I’m sort of anxious to know what the hell I’m going to be asked to do.”
