said, “It isn’t visiting hours!”
“I’m not visiting; I live here.”
She waggled a finger in the air. “I’ve spoken to you before about this, Mr. Plant. You cannot take these liberties-”
Melrose stood up, digging one of his old cards from his tweed pocket. “It’s Lord Ardry, actually, Earl of Caverness, Baron of Ross and Cromarty, et cetera.” He handed her the shabby card.
She looked at it. “Well…” She smiled at him coyly, displaying teeth that could use a dentist or a crane. “Still, we’ve got to be careful about maintaining proper hours.” Her finger wagged again, but in a more friendly fashion. “We’ve got to see our patients get their rest.” She had drawn out a thermometer, shaken it and now shoved it into Jury’s mouth. She talked all the while she took his pulse. “Things could so easily turn against them, I mean the patients. Just last week there was an elderly gentleman who’d come in with a bad heart. Fit as a fiddle, he looked”-she checked her watch and chuckled-“and then wouldn’t you know it, he slumped over in his wheelchair when the attendant was wheeling him toward the visitors’ room. His daughter and grandchildren were waiting for him and just as he raised his hand to wave-that’s enough,” said the nurse to Jury as she yanked the thermometer from his mouth (as if it were a lollipop he’d been licking) “-and as the little grandson was rushing toward the old man, he went down like this!” She snapped two fingers. “Never got to say good-bye, he didn’t. Then there was the poor little girl that came in with her appendix-”
Said Melrose, “I always travel with mine, too.”
Nurse Bell paid him no mind. “-and died on the operating table. Heart, can you believe it? Poor little Dory. Had a heart arrhythmia and nobody knew it. Doctor”-here she looked at Jury just to let him know not
God! But the woman was a ghoul. “How could a patient choke to death surrounded by nurses?”
She didn’t answer, only looked at the thermometer ruefully. “Oh, I don’t like this, Mr. Jury. Temperature’s up. I’ll have to tell doctor, won’t I?”
Melrose hated it when “doctor” was used almost like a first name. Like God, for instance.
Nurse Bell turned to go and then turned back. “And you”-here came a frenzy of finger waggling-“five more minutes and then out. Five minutes!” She left, her heavy rump swaying and her uniform bristling with starch.
“What in hell was it? Your temperature, I mean.”
“Who knows-517, probably. Let’s get back to the horse-trading plan.”
“Let’s not.” Melrose threw himself into a fit of mock weeping.
“Oh, don’t be so childish. Look-”
Melrose raised his untearstained face to see Jury holding
“You’ve got her father right here. Chew on him.”
“Come on, he’s hardly objective.”
Melrose sighed. He knew he’d do it and Jury knew he knew it. “So I tell this Ryder chap I’m interested in buying some horseflesh.”
“For God’s sake, don’t call it ‘horseflesh.’ ”
“Gary Cooper always did.” The actor was one of Melrose’s all-time favorites. That badge he threw down in the dust at the end of
“No, he didn’t. What are you doing?”
“Nothing.”
“It looked as if you threw something. Anyway, pay attention. What would be even more convincing”-here Jury sat forward, pushing the tray table out of his way-“would be to go after a particular horse, or find out what horses he had there and read up on them. Do what Diane Demorney does: learn a lot about one horse instead of a little about all of them.” Jury thought for a moment. “Red Rum, that’s a good horse. He won the Grand National, and more than once, I think.”
“I’d have to know general things; I can’t see me going back and back, knowing only Red Rum.”
“The one Wiggins was talking about-”
“Seabiscuit?”
“Of
“Then he wouldn’t be for sale.”
“No, but now it occurs to me that you’d have to know something about him; I mean if you’re knowledgeable about horses and racing. You could easily get information about the stud farm from, you know, sources…” Jury shrugged.
Melrose got up and leaned over the bed to shake Jury’s hand. “Thanks! Sources! That’s really helpful.” He stood there. “I expect I should get started right away.” Melrose checked his watch. “Good God! I’ve been here more than the five minutes!”
Jury leaned back, looking rather smug. “You going back to Northants? You really should start this investigation as soon as possible.”
Melrose just stared at him. “Talk about nerve! Not only isn’t this an investigation-one of your cases-I’m not an investigator.”
“Sure you are. Stop complaining and I’ll tell you something about Nurse Bell.”
“What? She works nights outside a club in Soho? She’s pregnant by the hospital’s CEO? What?”
“Her first name is-ready?-Hannah.”
It took a moment for the penny to drop.
Then they both smiled meanly.
TEN
“That book,” said Agatha, craning her neck to see what Melrose was reading, “has horses on the cover.” She righted herself on the drawing-room sofa and inspected the cake plate.
“That’s because it’s about horses.” Melrose took another sip of his tea and wondered if the buffeting about of the morning light-rhomboids along the Oriental carpet, spandrel along an archway-was making up for Agatha’s unilluminating presence, the light in sympathy with him. A pathetic fallacy, but Melrose would take his pathos where he found it.
Agatha continued: “Why on earth would you be reading about horses? You don’t have one; you don’t even ride.” Having pinched another muffin-they were smallish-from the plate, she eyed it with suspicion. “What is this?”
“A muffin?”
“You know what I mean! It’s green. What did Martha do to it?”
“It’s a creme de menthe muffin.” This had been Melrose’s idea. He had