Smythe’s guest was described as a young man, probably in his late teens, very good-looking, with light blond hair.
“He’s the one who bought the ad in Nite Line,” Farfman said tightly. “In person. I took the order myself.”
“When?”
“October eleventh. For two weeks.”
“Only two?”
He nodded. The good eye darted down to the clipping while the other wandered down my chest. “That’s unusual. Most people want it in for a month or two. Some of them keep it in for a year; they just call in changes in the wording every now and then to make it seem fresh.”
“Did you help him write it?”
“He had it all figured out. I remembered him the moment you read me the ad. He looked like, I don’t know, someone who isn’t hip enough to wait for the walk sign, but he knew precisely what he wanted. He even knew how much it would cost. He had the exact amount, in cash, in an envelope. I said something like, ‘Two weeks isn’t very long,’ and he said, ‘It’ll be long enough.’ ”
The ad had expired on the twenty-fifth. Max had met the plane on the twenty-sixth, if I could trust his penciled notes on the newspaper clipping. Cutting it close. As Farfman had said, the kid knew precisely what he wanted.
“Don’t people have to fill out some kind of form or something? Don’t you keep records?”
“Under the newspaper stories,” Farfman said.
It was a standard ass-protector from some legal mill: The advertiser represented that the information in his ad was accurate and accepted all liability for any damages that might arise from misrepresentation. The advertiser understood that the newspaper was not responsible for any consequences that might follow from his decision to place the advertisement, bla, bla, bla. At the bottom a series of blanks had been filled out in longhand: “Name: Phillip Crenshaw. Age: 19 Address: Box 322, Kearney, Nebraska.” A phone number.
“Have you dialed this number?”
“I left it for you.” Farfman seemed embarrassed.
“And this is his handwriting?”
He swallowed and looked away from me, one eye at a time. “It’s mine,” he said, blushing furiously. “I wrote it out for him. His hand was bandaged.”
“Smart boy.”
Farfman looked like a man who’d just been sucker-punched by his best friend. “And he seemed like he’d just come from milking a cow. Talked about how he couldn’t find his way around L.A., how he had to go back home that afternoon, how he hoped someone would answer the ad, give him a new life.”
I searched his face for a trace of the cynicism I’d seen the previous afternoon. “That didn’t sound like bullshit to you?”
The blush deepened, and he slipped his hand into the collar of his shirt and ran it over the back of his neck as though he were perspiring. “Now that I say it out loud, it’s patently ridiculous. At the time, though-if he’d told me he was trying to escape from an evil stepmother, I’d have believed him. If he’d said he was the bastard son of Howard Hughes and Marilyn Monroe, I’d have believed him.” He put the inky fingers over his lips and rubbed, leaving a dark smear from his nose to the tip of his chin. “He was the nicest kid I ever met in my life.”
“That seems to be the general opinion. Listen, Joel, he’s good at this. He let five men get a lot closer to him than you got, and no one seemed to think anything was wrong.”
“And now there are going to be six,” he said. He riffed the clips with his thumb. “Look. It happens in pairs.”
“Maybe it won’t this time,” I said, sliding down from the stage. “Let’s try this number.”
The room was filling up with men. The electrician on the tower had been joined by an assistant who pushed the big metal tower down the length of the beams as new lights went up. Two slender guys with dangerous-looking staple guns were attaching blue cloth to the edge of the stage to hide the risers beneath it. Tables laden with half- open floral arrangements had been trundled in. Mickey Snell’s crew had the bar in position and were doing exotic things to the copper water pipes while Mickey speculated aloud on why the threading on plumbing fixtures ran counterclockwise. Like a dowdy old tart, like some architectural Apple Annie, the Paragon Ballroom was being pinched and prodded into a semblance of glamour.
Without interrupting the flow of speculation, Mickey Snell pointed a wrench in the direction of a pay phone in the hall near the bathrooms, and Farfman handed me a fistful of quarters. People who live in West Hollywood, where parking a car is more expensive than buying a house, carry a lot of quarters.
A harried-sounding woman answered the phone. Several children practiced for the Olympic Screaming finals in the background. No, no Phillip Crenshaw lived there. No, this wasn’t a new number, they’d had it for years. No, she didn’t know anyone named Crenshaw in Kearney. She didn’t know anyone who answered Phillip Crenshaw’s description, although she wouldn’t mind it if she did.
When I hung the phone up, it rang.
“Don’t you ever go home?” Schultz asked sourly.
“As little as possible at the moment. How’d you get this number?”
“The phone book, under Paragon Ballroom. You should try it some time. J. D. McCarvey, remember?”
“What have you got?”
“McCarvey, Jason David. Vietnam veteran, enlisted at eighteen in 1964. That’d make him forty-nine now, right? Honorably discharged in ’72, so he did a few tours.”
I snagged Henry, who was shadowboxing by, and grabbed his pen. “What else?”
“Here’s the good part. He was wounded. I mean, that’s not so good for him, but for us it’s a bonanza. The VA has him living in Seattle, 1432 Wooster Drive, Seattle, Washington.”
I wrote the address on the wall. “That’s great, Norbert,” I said. “Thanks.”
“Hold on,” Schultz said. “Don’t you want his phone number?”
THREE
I went to a dance the other night
Everybody went stag
I said over and over and over again
This dance is gonna be a drag.
21 ~ Long Distance
“You need professional help from Schultz,” Al Hammond said. “You’re nuts, off the edge, missing in action.” The connection from Hawaii sounded like a meteorite shower was slamming the satellite: brief, sharp-edged shards of clarity embedded in bursts of ragged static. My own voice was mimicked by a sort of mission-control echo that had the unfortunate effect of forcing me to listen to everything I was saying, but the NASA comparison ended there: Mission control usually knew what it was doing. “Maybe I should come home,” Hammond said between head-on collisions.
“Maybe he should,” Schultz said peevishly. We were using the speakerphone in his office, and he was leaning
