about a body in the cemetery.
I dared not appear where I might be glimpsed by anyone other than Kathleen. The best I could do was lurk in deep shadow until I could slip unremarked into the rectory and find her. I was beginning to feel frazzled.
Suddenly a deep voice boomed, “Bailey Ruth.” I shrieked.
“Bailey Ruth, please.”
I felt instant empathy with Kathleen. I would be more understanding in the future if she exhibited distress at an unexpected voice apparently coming from nowhere. I looked frantically around, struggling to breathe without hiccuping. I saw only shifting shadows made more ominous by the moan of the wind.
“Wiggins?” My voice wobbled.
He cleared his throat. “Forgive me for catching you unaware, but you’ve been dashing about.” He sounded plaintive. “In and out. Here and there.”
I wanted to add “up and down” in a lilting voice, but as Mama often warned, “Smart alecks always get their comeuppance, Bailey Ruth.”
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Indeed, I had covered a lot of ground. I swiftly reviewed the evening’s activities—making contact with Kathleen, moving the body to the cemetery, retrieving the cell phone. I’d packed quite a bit of action into a short period. I doubted Wiggins’s usual emissaries achieved this much this early. Perhaps he’d come to commend me.
“Wiggins.” I almost had my breathing under control. “How nice of you to come.” I wondered if it would be impolite to ask that in the future he somehow let me know of his presence before shouting my name. It would be even nicer, more comfortable, if we both appeared and I’d see him in his stiff cap and crisp white shirt and gray flannel trousers. That would be much jollier than voices unattached to bodies. Clearly, we would see each other if we were in Heaven, yet such was not the case on earth. That required becoming visible, not a state Wiggins viewed with favor. I supposed he’d located me by following the suspended cell phone.
There was a rumble. It sounded like distant thunder, then I realized Wiggins had cleared his throat.
“It is imperative that we speak.” His tone was heavy, dour as a high school principal discussing a panty raid with the chief raider. (A true-life experience for one Rob Raeburn many years ago. His daddy thought the entire episode was funny.) I tried to lighten the moment. “Speaking with you is always a pleasure, Wiggins.” Was fudging the truth a misdemeanor or a felony at the Department of Good Intentions? “You‘ve caught me at a bad time. I’m working hard to extricate Kathleen from a truly difficult situation.”
“Bailey Ruth, there must be no more departures from the Precepts.
I understand you are new at this, but rules are rules. Already”—he held up a hand, ticked off my offenses one by one—“you have encouraged the popular misconception about”—he shuddered, forced out the word—“ghosts by becoming visible. Moreover, you have attracted unwarranted attention at the mausoleum, pinched the police
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chief, stolen that contraption, and displayed it above the church parking lot. These incidents will combine”— horror lifted his voice—“to suggest the cemetery is haunted.”
Twigs crackled nearby.
I feared Wiggins was pacing.
A heavy sigh sounded. “You have done all of this in the space of less than two hours earthly time.”
“Oh.” I was not to be commended. “Kathleen’s not in jail.” My voice was small.
There was such a long silence I wondered if he had left. Then I thought—perhaps I dreamed it—I heard a faint chuckle.
“Well put.” His tone had warmed. “We do not subscribe to the belief that the ends justify the means, but I agree that so far you have executed your duties as capably as possible.” I brightened.
Another sigh. “For you. There’s the difficulty. You may well not be suited to serve as an emissary—”
I interrupted swiftly or I suspect I might have been handed a return ticket on the Rescue Express. Did I smell coal smoke? “Trust me, Wiggins. I’ll be a model of subtlety from now on.” Headlights swept over the sweet gum as a car turned into the rectory drive. Two more cars arrived. Doors banged. Loud cries of greeting ensued. There was the enthusiasm of friends gathering who had likely not seen one another for all of a day and a half.
Abruptly I realized I was alone below the sweet gum. Faintly I heard an admonitory order: “Follow the Precepts.” A pause, and fainter still, “Please.”
Oh, sweet Heaven. I was still here. I had another chance to do my best.
Wiggins would be proud of me. I could be subtle. Certainly I could.
The chattering group moved toward the rectory back door. I smiled. Adelaide’s church ladies hadn’t changed a whit since the days when I came for fellowship, bringing a plate of cookies or a casserole.
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I edged to the far side of the trunk, the phone well out of sight, and watched as seven—no, eight women surged onto the porch and into the house, chattering and laughing. Kathleen would be off-limits to me for an hour or so. After the lesson and discussion, there would be dessert and coffee.
Dessert . . . I was ravenous. I waited five minutes. No more cars arrived. I reached the door to the back porch and once again was reminded of my burdened state. There would be no slipping through the door without opening it. I reached for the handle, stopped, looked at the phone. It dangled inches from the entrance, its luminous window glowing sea green.
Despite my hunger, I knew my duty. It took only a moment to waft up to the roof. Once there, I squinted to see and struggled to keep from zooming into space. The night sky was a black pit without a hint of moonlight. The lights from the church lot afforded no illumination here. A fitful wind gusted out of the north, a harbinger of winter.
I moved close to the rooftop, up and over a peak to the central chimney. I tucked the phone next to the base of the chimney on the lee side. I was pleased. No one would find the phone there. The ring wouldn’t be heard over the
