“Did you say Fred?” My voice was an excellent imitation of Kathleen, but that was easy, she sounded so much like my sister, Kitty. “It’s awfully noisy here. I think I’m misunderstanding you.” I held the phone up in the air as the wind noise reached a high pitch and a teenage girl shrieked, “Eeeek, there’s a snake in the hay. Tommy said so.”
“What’s going on?” Cobb snapped.
I spoke loudly. “We’re getting ready for the Spook Bash. It starts at four o’clock here in the parish hall. We have baked goods and hot dogs and chili and collectibles and games and a contest to paint faces on the pumpkins and —”
A little girl’s piercing voice demanded, “Mama, Mama, look at the cell phone up in the air.”
I glanced down. Curious brown eyes stared at the cell in my hand.
Of course there was no hand visible. Drat.
Kathleen moved fast, placing her hand over mine.
I struggled to hear.
Chief Cobb interrupted. ”Okay, Mrs. Abbott. I saw the posters when I was at the church this morning. But I want you to explain why you put the wheelbarrow in the shed Thursday evening.” I grabbed Kathleen’s shoulder, pivoted her so that she was between me and the little girl who was tugging on her mother’s T-shirt.
“Wheelbarrow?” My voice rose in surprise. “What wheelbarrow?” Kathleen tilted to one side, valiantly held up her hand, but there was a gap between it and the cell phone.
Chief Cobb was impatient. “The wheelbarrow that is kept in the rectory toolshed. You were observed returning it to the toolshed.“
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The little girl’s voice rose. “Mama, that cell phone’s up there by itself.” Her plump mother, chattering to an animated volunteer, reached down, swooped her up onto one hip. “Don’t interrupt, Mindy.” I dropped down behind a bale of hay. “I don’t know anything about a wheelbarrow.” I combined innocence, amusement, and a hint of impatience. Myrna Loy was such a good influence. “The sexton takes care of all the lawn equipment and tools and he does a wonderful job. Someone’s made a mistake. Certainly I had nothing to do with a wheelbarrow at any time. I only went out into the yard for a minute Thursday to get the teal arrow. I know people get rushed, but even a volunteer should be responsible. There it was, simply propped up by the back steps, and you know how uncertain the weather’s been and I was right in the middle of dinner and scarcely had time but I dashed out to bring it inside—”
”Bring what inside?” He sounded confused.
“Why, I told you.” I oozed patience. ”The teal arrow. A donation for the collectible table. That’s what I thought you were asking about.
The teal arrow.” I enunciated clearly.
“Teal arrow.” He might have gnawed the words out of concrete.
“That’s right.” My tone was congratulatory. “Teal arrow. Just the prettiest shade of blue. Quite striking.” Cobb tried again. “I’m talking about the wheeeeeel barrrrrow.”
“You’ll have to ask the sexton. Perhaps he can help you.” The little girl’s head poked above the hay. She peered down.
I swooped up, thrust the phone at Kathleen. I hissed in her ear.
“Teal arrow. Keep it up. Invite him to the Bash. Find a teal arrow.”
Chief Cobb clicked off the phone. He glared at his tablet, scrawled:
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