“It is- do you know what this place would rent for? Even being dinky.”
“Five thousand a month?”
“Try ten for an all-year-round, eighteen to twenty during the summer, and that’s with the heat not even working. But Mr. and Mrs. R., they’ve been really cool about letting me stay here when I want, just as long as I make the drive over to Smogsville and give Mr. R. a good workout when he wants.”
“He never comes here?”
His smile eroded. “Not really. Why should he?”
“No reason. It just seems like a good place for a workout.”
We heard female conversation and turned toward it. Two string-bikinied girls, around eighteen or nineteen, were walking a sheepdog. The dog kept veering away from the water, tugging on its leash, making the girl on the other end work. She fought for a while, finally gave up and let the dog lead her diagonally across the beach. The other girl jogged along. The dog stopped straining when it reached the property line of the vanilla scoop. The three of them headed our way.
Nyquist hadn’t taken his eyes off them. Both had manes of long, thick, sun-coarsened hair. One blonde, one redhead. Tall and long-legged, with perfect thighs and laughing California girl faces straight out of a soft drink commercial. The blonde’s bikini was white; the redhead’s, acid green. When they were a few feet away, the dog stopped and coughed and began shaking itself. The redhead bent and petted it, revealing heavy, freckled breasts.
Nyquist whispered, “Whoa.” Raising his voice: “Yo! Traci! Maria!”
The girls turned.
“Hey,” he said, still shouting, “how’s it going, ladies?”
“Fine, Todd,” said the redhead.
“Hey, Todd,” said the blonde.
Nyquist stretched and grinned and rubbed a washboard abdomen. “Looking good, ladies. Whatsamatter, old Bernie still afraid of the water?”
“Yeah,” said the redhead. “What a chicken.” To the dog: “Aren’t you, baby? Isn’t Bernie just a little old wussy chicken-dog.”
As if comprehending the insult, the dog turned away, kicked sand, and coughed again.
“Hey,” said Nyquist, “sounds like he’s got a cold.”
“Naw, he’s just chicken,” said the redhead.
“Vitamin C’ll do something for that. And B-12- crush it up and put it in his chow.”
“Who’s this, Todd?” said the blonde. “A new friend?”
“Friend of the landlord’s.”
“Oh,” said the redhead, smiling. She looked at the blonde, then at me. “Gonna raise Todd’s rent?”
I smiled.
Nyquist said, “One sec, Doc,” and bounded over to the girls. Putting his arms around them, he drew them in, as if for a football huddle. They seemed surprised but were pliant. He muttered to them, smiling all the while. Rubbing the back of the blonde’s neck. Massaging the redhead’s waist. The dog nosed his ankle but he ignored it. The girls looked uncomfortable but Nyquist seemed oblivious to that, too. Finally, they drew away.
Nyquist held on to their wrists for a moment, let go, stretched his grin, patted both their rumps as they ran off. The dog followed, lumbering.
He came back. “Pardon the interlude. Got to keep the wenches in line.”
Aiming for sexual bravado but coming across too strong- almost caricaturist. It reminded me of his interaction with Gina a couple of days ago. Nuances of tension that I hadn’t thought much of at the time.
Older woman, young stud? Tennis for hubby, other kind of lessons for the lady of the house?
Hardly original, but people so seldom were when they transgressed.
I said, “Any idea where Mrs. R. might be, Todd?”
“No,” he said, scrunching his face. “It’s really a mystery. I mean, where could she go, being afraid and all that?”
“She ever talk to you about her fears?”
“No, we- not at all. But hanging around someone’s house you just pick stuff up.” He glanced toward the house. “Wanna have a beer or something?”
“No, thanks. Got to be heading back.”
“Bummer,” he said, but he looked relieved. “You look in pretty good shape. What do you do in terms of workout?”
“Bit of running.”
“How much?”
“Six to ten miles a week.”
“Better watch it- running’s ultra high-impact. Four times your weight every stride. Bad for the joints. Bad for the spine, too.”
“I’ve got a cross-country ski machine now.”
“Excellent- the ultimate aerobic. If you alternate that with some muscle-lengthening weight-training, you’ll be doing yourself the ultimate favor.”
“Thanks for the advice.”
“No prob. If you’re interested in some one-on-one training, give me a call. I don’t have any cards with me but you can always get me through Mr. and Mrs.- through Mr. R.” Shaking his head. “Shee, that was dumb. Sure hope they find her- she’s a real nice lady.”
I walked back to the Seville and took a few moments to look at the ocean. The windsurfer was out of view but the pelicans had returned and were swooping and retrieving. Seagulls and terns followed in their wake, content with the leavings. A couple of oblong gray cigars were visible floating atop the horizon. Oil tankers making their way up the coast. I wondered what it would be like to live at sea. To be reminded, constantly, of insignificance and infinity.
Before I could take that any further I heard engine noise, then happy shouts that turned into “Hey! Mr. Landlord!”
A white VW Golf with the top down had pulled up next to me. The blonde from the beach was behind the wheel, a cigarette fuming between her fingers. The redhead sat next to her, eating from a box of Fiddle Faddle and holding an open can of Coors. Both girls had put gauzy white shirts over their bathing suits but had left them unbuttoned. Bernie the dog sat in the back seat, panting and lolling and looking motion-sick.
“Hi,” said the redhead. “Neat old car. My dad had one just like it.”
I smiled at the thought of the Seville as an antique. Ten years old. The day I’d bought it, these two had probably been in third grade.
“Do you, like, garage it?” said the blonde.
“Uh-huh.”
“Neat.”
“Thanks.”
“You really with the landlord? ’Cause Traci and me are looking for a place closer to the beach. We’re across PCH, now, down at Las Flores, and the beach there isn’t a keeper- too wet, lots of rocks. We’re willing to work- light
“Sorry,” I said. “I do know Todd’s landlord but I’m not in the real-estate business.”
The blonde’s face managed to turn ugly while retaining its beauty. “What a firp! Told you, Mar, it was total bullshit!”
The redhead wrinkled her nose and looked injured.
I said, “What’s the matter?”
“Todd,” said the redhead. “He bullshat us royal.”
“How?”
“Said you were a real-estate stud and if we were nice to him, he’d talk to you about finding us a place here on
