“How come Mr. Boestling’s so angry?”
“What do you think he’s a Jew,” said Weider. “Vengeful eye for an eye they don’t let go until you’re sucked dry.”
“What’s he want revenge for?”
“For my being superior for my being… it’s complicated he’ll never be happy he’s consumed. About what? About making me pay and pay and pay for those people it’s all about money he libels me tells everyone I’m crazy manic- depressive just because my energy’s superior to his he could never- ”
She stopped abruptly. “You. The psychologist. You can tell I’m fine.”
Her eyes were bright with madness.
I said, “Sure.”
Milo’s eyelids vibrated. The mark Weider had left on his cheek had started to fade.
She smiled again. “There you go you know about that kind of thing you tell this very kind police individual I’m an attorney a wife a mother did it all raised two beautiful boys you should see the deal Microsoft offered them both of them but they didn’t take it they have their own software to develop why should someone else get rich on their accomplishments?”
I said, “Despite all that Marty Boestling’s being vengeful.”
“Mindlessly vengeful he’s a nothing- ”
“Maybe,” Milo broke in, “finding you with Drew Daney wasn’t a real fun experience for him.”
Weider’s mouth hung open. She sank back down. “You are blaming me for his inadequacies do you think if he could… wait you talked to him are you really police are you from him a process ser- ”
“No!” Milo bellowed. “I’m an LAPD lieutenant who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about your marriage or your sex life. I
Weider twitched, rolled her shoulder, looked out at the polo field. “What about him?”
“What kind of guy is he?”
“What kind of guy is he scum pond scum the black stuff
“You two have a lover’s quarrel?” said Milo.
“Ha. Hahahahaha. There was no lover no love no lovemaking this was straight you know what he was nothing to me none of them were.”
“Who?”
“Don’t pretend Marty didn’t tell you he told you did he also tell you he got it started he was the one who liked watching me with other guys it only became a problem when I started to act independently meaning when he wasn’t watching did he tell you that did he?”
“Like I said, Sydney, your sex life doesn’t inter- ”
“Right right you want to talk about Daney all Daney was to me was a male organ and not a big one at that you want to know about him I’ll tell you he’s a loser and a liar thought he was so smart thought he could get me to play his game.”
“What game was that?”
“You tell me you’re the LAPD lieutenant why would anyone want to do anything so stupid you tell me that?”
“What was stupid?”
“Sticking a pin in the condom I always used condoms always bought them myself because when men think with the little head they’re retarded and no way was I going to get messed up that way no way and I don’t like the pill it’s supposed to be good for your skin but it messed up mine gave me adult-onset acne and my mother died of cancer so who needs that so it was always rubbers.” Slow spreading smile. “With tickly things.”
“How’d you know Daney poked holes in one?”
“Found him that’s how he sneaked off into the bathroom,” she said, “he thought I was dressing up in the tacky things he bought over at Trashy Lingerie costumes all that stupid cliche stuff like I was going to dress up for him ha no way so I was already out of my bathroom he was in Marty’s bathroom and heard him messing around in there and walked in on him said what the hell do you think you’re doing he made up some lame story about testing out a sample to see if it was strong to be extra careful I saw that I bitch-slapped him- ”
She stopped.
Milo said, “He got you mad.”
“Wouldn’t you be mad if there was someone sneaking around on you doing that?” Weider laughed. “Not that he was getting off the hook I opened a new one made sure it was fine and had him put it on in front of me made jokes about maybe I should’ve gotten a size small believe me that slowed things down fine with me I set the tone he never had me I had him.”
“Did that end the relationship?” said Milo.
“What relationship he was a tool what ended it was Marty being a loser screwing up a pitch meeting and coming home early and finding us not that I cared about Marty it was the way he reacted Daney just scurrying off with his you know what tucked between his legs.” She flipped her hair. “My motto no wimps no losers no complications.”
“How’d Daney react to your breaking it off?”
“Called me kept calling me finally he gave up.”
I said, “Why do you think he punctured the condom?”
“You tell me you’re the psychologist,” said Weider.
“Could he have wanted to get you pregnant?”
“No because he didn’t like kids.”
“He told you that?”
“Sure more than once he said his wife wanted them she couldn’t have them he said no way he didn’t want the hassle.”
“He confided in you.”
“He talked about everything I couldn’t get him to shut up what’d he do anyway?”
“You never asked him to explain why he’d tried to puncture the condom?”
“I told you he gave me that stupid story and I hit him upside the head I didn’t care what his story was the main thing was do things my way.” Another hair flip. “I don’t think it was pregnancy per se I think it was sperm.”
“Pardon?”
“S-P-E-R-M he thought his was the elixir of the gods he’d go off on these long speeches about his you-know- what and how it was the magic wand of the future you could create cities countries continents with a teaspoon he’d get like that after he had his glorious three minutes all he wanted to do afterward was raid my refrigerator and blab.”
“Magic sperm,” said Milo.
“He was really into it really weird obsessive what’s that other word- fixated that’s a psychological term right that’s what you guys call it fixated.”
I nodded.
Milo said, “Daney had a sperm fixation.”
“Want to know what I think about Daney I think he was a fixation sperm egomaniac everything about him was so so important he even started thinking he was an attorney thought he could tell me how to run my case believe me that didn’t last long I put him in his place.”
I said, “The Malley case?”
“He watched too many movies had all these ideas these bad TV movie ideas like cross-examine the cops until they wore themselves out or shift the blame to the kid’s father so there’d be reasonable doubt I said shutup this isn’t Perry Mason the little bastards were caught with the body they admitted they did it I’ll get the best deal for them but they’re going away and that’s what happened.”
“Daney wanted to blame Barnett Malley.”
“He said I should dig into Malley’s background and find out if Malley and the mother were getting along and if there was some sort of conflict I could suggest Malley hated the wife and the kid hired those two little bastards to kill the kid I said you’re insane that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard of he said not if Troy backs it up I could talk to Troy Troy trusts me Troy would say anything I tell him to because we have rapport- ”
“Daney knew Troy that well?”
