My erection is now a nagging embarrassment, preventing me from leaving my bar seat. I beg another double Stolys, breaking the bartender’s concentration from Lovell’s demonstration. Glancing down at my newly arrived drink, I realize that my first glass is still half-full. I Close my eyes, finishing my first vodka in one long slow pull, then I start working on the olives and ice. Squeezing the pimento and juice into my new glass, I suck the remnants off my fingers and am jolted back to visualizing Rita and Jerry’s fingers, and I feel a pulse surging between my legs.
Jerry settles back in. “I pay for a bottle of Stoly’s, brandishing it in the air above the crowd, and Rita and I grab a taxi to her place. It wasn’t far, but she was holding the bottle in one fist and me in her other the entire trip. I think my dick was harder than the bottle.
“We’re into her bedroom and out of our clothes so fast, I only have time to notice what a real playground it is, room for elbows and knees, a huge bed. Stevie, for hours we are devouring each other everywhere. She has these swollen strawberry nipples, a pretty, trim golden-red little pussy,
with tiny, close-set lips. Her clit was gorgeous, a half-hooded, lightly-oiled oblong pearl, and at the center of her perfect cheeks lived a rose
bud asshole, it pulsed open and closed like an expensive camera lens, and it had a mind of its own. She enjoyed getting on top, with my dick deep in the tight rings of her throat, my tongue probing, working between her cunt, and that perfect, puckering asshole.
More tea, I watch the tan liquid travel up the straws into Jerry’s mouth. My face, I realize, is flushed, I feel dryly feverish, slowly rolling the cold, perspiring outside of my Stoly’s glass along my forehead and lips.
“Stevie, what she loved best of all, was to get on her knees, her face buried in soft, cool pillows, her arched back presenting her butthole to me. She told me to put it in deep and slow, wanting me to withdraw and re-enter each time, all the way in, all the way out. I learned quick, I don’t have to tell you. Watching those fingers of hers dancing on her clit and jamming in and out of her cunt, while my dick, bigger than it’s ever been, is driving slowly all the way in and out of her warm ass was infucking-credible.
“At the height of all this, she’s saying ‘it’s so pink, it’s so pink….,’ and she goes on to describe her girlfriend’s pussy-lips and cunt, how she only just had her first three-way with a girlfriend and some guy. It was her first experience down there, and she loved it. Now her eyes are tight closed, her face screwed up with concentration as she’s fantasizing the coral and pinks of her girlfriend’s sex.”
Jerry is face to face with me now, our drinks forgotten. “Then she starts to spasm, her whole body is orgasming, and she screams ‘Jam it deep, jam it deep…’ It was one of those magical nights for me, my cock never went down. I don’t even remember if I came after that first time in her mouth, but God, it didn’t matter. We stopped long enough to damp towel off, order a pizza, and break open the bottle of vodka. She was fun, to boot, she has this great, quirky sense of humor, and we both knew it was all shits and giggles.”
“So what’s the problem?” I ask, “What happened with her tonight?”
“Wait,” he says, now ordering some tap beers for the two of us. “When the pizza arrives, we only eat a slice each, but we start in again. She’s
“This thing lasted until morning, when she had to get ready to go to work. We both shower, she dresses for work, and we have enough time to cab it to New York, New York, that breakfast place over at the Circular Quay. Over breakfast, we both laugh about how sore we are. My knees and that little knot under my tongue are startin’ to sing their complaints to me. But we’re both grinning, knowing how good it was, how light, how much fun. She was great, she was the best.
“She doesn’t want me to walk her back to the hotel, because she’s real serious about not wanting anything to affect her position there. Apparently she’s in line for some kind of promotion, and I’m glad she’s got those kinds of priorities.
“Before she leaves, she says, ‘Look, I don’t want to crowd you or anything, and no pressure, but can we see each other again, next time you get to Sidney?—
“Jesus Christ, what a terrible request” I laugh, as I notice that my body is finally starting to relax. “So, come on Jerry, what the fuck happened tonight?”
“Keshy, I told that little girl that I’d love to see her again, and we agreed to do just that. Remember, this whole thing happened three months ago. So, I’ve been bidding Sidney trips, and my luck, suddenly I can’t fuckin’ buy a fuckin’ Sidney trip. Finally, after three months, I get this trip, and I send her a card to let her know I’m coming down.
“I get to the hotel and she’s not behind the desk, but I don’t want to ask the other girls for her, I want to respect that discretion thing of hers. When I get to my room, I’m really expecting for the phone to be already ringing, but it’s not. So I sit on my bed and wait, and wait, and man those minutes are tickin’ by slow. So, I busy myself with unpackin’ and shaving and showering and dragging each process out. No Rita, no call.
“I’m in a dilemma man, how do I call downstairs to ask for her, and yet not upset her applecart with her mates, and her job at the hotel? Finally, after two hours, I call down to registration and ask in some business-like voice, ‘Rita, please.’ Some little girl down there says, ‘Oh, she’s in the accounting office now, hold on, I’ll transfer you…’
“‘This is Rita, may I help you?’ Great, I think, I got her on the phone personally, with nobody the wiser… It’s me, I say, Jerry, and I’m in for a few days, room 1217, did you get my card? ‘I’ll call you back,’ she says, very professionally… I’m set, Chubby, she knows I’m here, nobody’s the wiser, and I’m just waiting for her to call me back from somewhere safe. I nap, I wait, finally the phone rings, I’m like a high school kid I’m so excited. Her tone tells me immediately that something’s wrong, and I listen, focused now as she says that she’s
spoken to her girlfriend, and she doesn’t want to get serious with me, and her friends advise her against it, and all this blather is pouring out… and I’m trying to equate what all this has to do with the lighthearted fun and sex we had just three months ago…
“Rita,” I says, “it was just shits and giggles for us, you know, lighthearted fun… we both agreed on that, and we enjoyed each other’s company, and you even asked me if we could do it again the next time I came to town. What’s all this about?”
“There’s this pause, and she says, ‘I let it get too serious… I just can’t go through with it, it won’t ever go anywhere, so I’ve got to stop it now.”
“I told her ‘Hey, Rita, I like you as a friend, sure, whatever you say, no hard feelings, take it light’ …and we hung up.”
“Holy shit, what’s that all about,” I ask Lovell.
Jerry says “Hey, buddy, no shit! I sat there for a solid ten minutes, stunned, my mind is trying to put it all together, to make some sense of it… I have no idea what that was all about.”
“Geez, Jerry, I’m sorry.” Now I genuinely am.
“Hey, like I said, there is just no understanding the wondrous ways of the female animal.”
“You know, Jerry, I think she’s in love with you, you were just too good.”
“Life is good,” Lovell says, smiling now and lifting his glass in a toast.
Willy, Silly & Bali
We were lounging about at the
Willy and I were finishing a bottle of
“Get lost, we don’t want any!”
