straight to you and carried on a tedious conversation with me until he fell asleep. I was sorry about your clothes, Miss Russell. They must have cost a goodly percentage of your allowance.' 'The money was mine, actually,' Holmes volunteered.
I felt her eyes leave me and return to him.
'Well, that's all right, then. Did you enjoy my little game in the park? Your articles on footprints were most instructive and helpful.'
'It was very clever,' Holmes said coldly.
' 'It was very clever' —?' she prompted.
He spoke through clenched jaws, to my relief. I had begun to think his anger genuine.
'It was very clever, 'Patricia,' ' he spat.
'Yes, wasn't it? But I was most upset when you disappeared on that damnable boat. Really very angry indeed.
Do you know what it cost me to keep an adequate watch on the docks? To say nothing of the other ports? I was certain you would come back into London, and instead, weeks went by without a sign. My managers were disturbed at the expense. I had to get rid of two of them before the others would calm themselves. And the time, my valuable time, lost! Finally you came back, and I could not believe it when my man reported how you looked and behaved. I actually took the risk of coming down here to see for myself, and I admit, I fell for it. I did not think that it could be an act. Oh, on your part, yes, that I would have believed, but I did not expect that Miss Russell was capable of that quality of performance; it's a far cry from dressing up as a gipsy girl and slurring your speech. It was not until you both came through that door that I knew for certain it was bogus.'
Her voice had become increasingly hoarse, and the gun had drooped casually to one side as she talked. Holmes and I remained still, he with a look of polite boredom on his face that must have been infuriating, I trying to look young and stupid. The blood had stopped dripping onto the tiles, though my right hand was a bit numb. When Donleavy spoke again her voice cracked slightly with tiredness.
I waited, invisible, for Holmes to make me an opening.
'Which brings us to the present. Sherlock, my dear man, what do you think I've come for?'
His response was uninterested, obedient, insulting.
'You wish to crow over me, like a cock on its dung-heap.'
'Patricia.' The gun rose in threat.
'Patricia, my dear.' His sardonic voice turned it into a sneer.
'To crow over you, I suppose, is one way of putting it. Nothing else?'
'To humiliate me, preferably in some public manner, so as to revenge your father.'
'Excellent. Now, Miss Russell, do you see the envelope on the shelf to your right? The top one. Stand up and get it please — slowly now, remember. All right, take it back to the table and place it in front of Sherlock. Sit down, hands on top of the table. Good.
'This document is your suicide note, Sherlock. Rather lengthy, but that cannot be helped. If you are curious, the machine it was typed on is downstairs, substituted for your own. Read it, by all means, and lay it in front of Miss Russell if you wish her to see it. You will not touch it, Miss Russell. One never knows how clever the fingerprint people have become, and it would not do to have your fingerprints on such a highly personal document as this. Please, dear Sherlock, you must read it. I am really quite pleased with the effect it produces, if I do say so myself. Besides that, you must never sign any document until you've read it.' She laughed merrily, and the madness rang clearly from her.
It was, as she said, a suicide letter. It began by stating that he, Sherlock Holmes, being in his right mind, could simply no longer see any point in staying alive, and it went on to elaborate the reasons. My rejection of him and the ensuing depression it caused were so vehemently denied as to underline my absence as the chief cause of his decision, though I personally was carefully removed from blame.
Then the letter launched into a long, rambling, detailed explanation of how the cases as recorded by Dr. Watson had been so entirely wrong. Seventeen cases in all were presented with microscopic attention, pointing out in each one where the credit for its solution had in reality lain: usually with the police, occasionally elsewhere, several times by Holmes accidentally stumbling on the answer, once with Watson. Page after page of it, we read and she sat. Finally came the murder of Moriarty, where it was revealed that the entire story was a deliberate fabrication against an inoffensive professor who had stolen the young woman Holmes desired, and whom Holmes had then hounded to his death by the creation of a totally imaginary crime syndicate. The document ended with an abject apology to the memory of a great man so badly wronged, and to the population in general who had been so misled.
It was an extremely effective piece of writing. The reader was left with the clear impression of a badly unbalanced, severely depressed, drug-ridden egotist who had destroyed careers and lives in order to build his reputation.
The simple white sheets with their lines of print, were they ever to get before the public, would create a huge scandal, and very possibly turn the name of Sherlock Holmes into a laughingstock and the object of scorn. I sat back, shaken. 'You have a definite flair for fiction-writing,' said Holmes, his voice cold with revulsion, 'but surely you cannot believe I might sign the thing.'
'If you do not, I shall shoot Miss Russell, then I shall shoot you, and one of my employees will forge your signature to it. It will appear to be a murder-suicide and will take Miss Russell's name down with yours.'
'And if I do sign it?'
'If you do sign it, I shall allow you to give yourself one final injection, one that will prove fatal even for a man of your inclinations. Miss Russell will be taken away and released after the newspapers have found your letter.
She has no proof, you see, none at all, and I shall be far away.'
'You would give me your word that no harm should come to Miss Russell?'
He was quite serious, even I could see that.
'Holmes, no!' I cried, appalled.
'You will give me your word?' he repeated.
'You have my word: No harm will come to Miss Russell while she is in my care.'
'No, for God's sake, Holmes.' My attempt at lying invisibly in wait was shattered. 'Why on earth would you believe her? She'd shoot me as soon as you were gone.'
'Miss Russell,' she protested, affronted, 'my word is my honour. I paid Mr. Dickson his fee posthumously, did I not? And I support that other worthless family while my employee is in prison. I even sent that messenger lad who delivered the clothing his second sovereign. My word is good, Miss Russell.'
'I believe you, Patricia. Why, I don't know, but I do. I am going to take my pen from my inner pocket,' he said and, with slow and deliberate movements, did so. I watched in horror as he uncapped it, turned to the last page of the sheaf of papers, and put the pen to the paper.
Anticlimactically, the thing refused to write. He shook it, without success, and looked up.
'I'm afraid the pen is dry, Patricia. There is a bottle of ink in the cupboard above the sink.'
There was a moment's hesitation as she looked for a trick, but he sat patiently with the pen in his hand.
'Miss Russell, you get the ink.'
'Holmes, I — '
'Now! Stop snivelling, child, and get the ink, or I shall be tempted to put another hole in you.'
I stared at Holmes, who looked back at me calmly, one eyebrow raised slightly.
'The ink, please, Russell. Your tutrix appears to have us in a position of checkmate.'
I pushed my chair back abruptly to hide my surge of hope and went to fetch the bottle. I put it on the table in front of Holmes and took my seat. He pushed the paper away, unscrewed the top of the squat ink bottle, drew the ink up into his pen, and cleared the nib of excess ink by pulling it, first one side and then the other, against the glass rim of the bottle. He then laid the pen on the table, screwed down the lid, put the bottle to one side, picked up the pen again, pulled the final sheet of typescript back in front of him, held the pen over the paper, and paused.
'You know, of course, that your father also committed suicide?'
'What!'
'Suicide,' he repeated. He capped the pen absently and laid it on the table in front of him, picked up the ink
