bottom of the wardrobe, replacing it with his usual spotless shirt and soft dressing gown, then bent over the mirror to remove his eyebrows and scrub off the makeup. He was back in his own proper element.
My face must have reflected my thoughts, for he caught my eye in the mirror and began to smile.
'What amuses you, my wife and colleague?'
'Oh, nothing, Holmes. I was just wondering about the bees.'
He looked startled for a moment, and then he began to laugh softly.
'Ah, the bees, yes, and the pottering beekeeper. Even an old hound occasionally stirs to the sound of a distant horn. I do wish you would not snort, Russell; it is really most unbecoming. I suppose you would like me to shave,' he added, examining his chin thoughtfully.
'I only snort at snortworthy statements, Holmes, and yes, please do. Unless you intend to spend the night on the streets.'
'There has been quite enough of that in the last week, thank you. I have been very cold without my Shunammite.'
I studied him as he stropped the ivory-handled cutthroat, with a jaunty flick of the wrist at the end of each stroke.
'You must have been heartily sick of that snowstorm, Holmes. From Genesis to First Kings, just to escape the missionaries.'
'Oh, no, I only reached the twenty-eighth chapter of Leviticus on that occasion. I appropriated a pair of skis as soon as the snow stopped.' He reached for the shaving mug and began to whip the brush furiously about.
'I didn't know you could ski.'
'I learnt. It was less hazardous duty than the missionaries.'
'Coward. You might have learnt something from them, such as the fact that Leviticus has only twenty-seven chapters. Now, if you will excuse me, I shall go and warm the bed.'
Sometime later, I thought to ask what he had been doing that day.
'I have been reading my Bible.'
'I beg your pardon?'
'Sorry, was my arm over your ear?'
'It must have been— I could have sworn I heard you say you were reading your Bible. You don't even own one.'
'I did, I was, and I do. Now. Thanks to your friend the colonel.'
'Holmes—'
'Do not ruffle your feathers; I shall explain. I have spent the evening in the company of a number of unfortunate gentlemen who, like myself, are willing to participate in a rudimentary Bible study, provided their stomachs are not empty at the time.'
I sorted this out.
'The colonel's church runs a soup kitchen.'
'Got it in one. There seems to be a certain degree of affection on the part of the unfortunates towards their benefactors, judging from the way they lowered their voices for the more ribald of statements concerning King David and Abishag, his human hot-water bottle.'
'That doesn't surprise me. But how did you find him? Did you follow him all day?'
'Hardly. I began in the bookstore-cum-printshop that produced the tract on women you found on the colonel's bookshelf. In the course of our conversation, the owner told me of a lecture being given in the afternoon on the topic of 'Women in the Church.' I went and sat two rows behind Colonel Edwards.'
'Not dressed as one of the unfortunates, I think.'
'By no means. I was a highly respectable gentleman with a neat little beard. A most informative lecture, Russell. You would have found it quite stimulating.'
'No doubt,' I agreed politely. 'So, you followed him to the church, changed yourself into that character with the eye, and allowed him to serve you soup and try his best to save your soul.'
'Essentially, yes. It was truly a most amusing day.'
'Amusing, but was it absolutely necessary to douse yourself in the scent of cheap gin? It is very off- putting.'
'I apologise. It was a means of adding corroborative detail and artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.'
Before I could decide whether or not to pursue this obvious conversational red herring, he picked up the questioning himself.
'And you, Russell. How was your day?'
'Highly satisfactory, thank you, from beginning to end. Despite the fact that it's between terms in Oxford, I have sixty-seven writing samples. I also picked up the information the colonel wanted. Bought two books, one of them out of print since 1902. Had a nice chat with a few friends over a pie and a pint, and met an odd man named Tolkien, a reader in English literature at Leeds who has a passion for early Anglo-Saxon poetry and runes and such. And, oh yes, I found where Miss Ruskin was on that missing Tuesday afternoon.'
His reaction was gratifying, and he was no longer relaxing towards sleep.
'Well done, Russell. I hoped you might dig that one out. Wait, let me get my pipe.'
He came back, wrapped himself in his dressing gown, and pulled the chair over next to the bed, settling down like a cat, with his legs tucked beneath him.
'Once I knew her college, it didn't take long,' I told him. 'The dean was in, and I just asked her if there might be any particularly close friends of Miss Ruskin's about. She knew Miss Ruskin herself and was surprised that I should be asking. 'Isn't that a coincidence,' she said. 'I saw her only, oh, less than two weeks ago. I happened to be heading down the Cornmarket and I looked up and there she was. I couldn't stop to talk, unfortunately, but it was she. Her sight is getting very bad, poor thing, isn't it?' No, she didn't know. I told her, and she was rather upset, but not shocked. I suppose hearing that one of the older alumnae had died must be a common enough occurrence for her. At any rate, she gave me the names of five people whom she knew to be friends of Miss Ruskin— three in the Oxford area and two in London. I was lucky— three of the five were on the telephone. One said she had spoken with Miss Ruskin but hadn't seen her. Another was in Canterbury, and the third was not aware that Miss Ruskin was in the country. That left one in Oxford and one in London. I took a taxi up the Woodstock Road to the fourth friend, but I found her house shut up tight. I stood about scratching my head and looking lost until one of those nosey neighbours with see-all lace curtains at the windows came out to tell me that dear, sweet Miss Lessingham was in hospital with a broken hip, had been for three weeks now, though she was doing considerably better. So, I backtracked to the Radcliffe Infirmary and found that yes, indeed, 'dear Dorothy' had spent some hours with Miss Constance Lessingham, her onetime tutrix and lifelong friend. Had, in fact, spent the entire afternoon there at her side, reading to her and helping her write a number of letters, before leaving to catch the eight-ten to Paddington.
'You should have seen her, Holmes, lying there in that hospital bed in her mobcap, like a thin Queen Victoria, regally accepting the ministrations of nurses, doctors, friends, grandchildren of her old students, you name it. She must be ninety-five if she's a day, but completely aware, not in the slightest fuzzy. I told her about the manuscript, and she was fascinated. Nothing would do but that I should recite it to her— twice: once in the original, then in translation. I felt like I had just been through a viva voce when she finished with me. It must have tired her, too, because she fell asleep for about ten minutes.
'When she woke up, I told her that Miss Ruskin had died, and how. At first she didn't say anything, just stared out the window at the clouds, but then two tears came, just two little drops on that tiny wrinkled face, and she said, 'That makes seventy-one of my students who have predeceased me, and at every one, I've thought that it just doesn't seem right. They were my children, you see, and a mother should never have to outlive her babies.' She was quiet for a minute, and then she sort of chuckled and said, 'Well, that's what I get for being too stubborn to die, I suppose,' and she returned to the manuscript. I asked her several questions, on the chance that Miss Ruskin had told her something, but so far as I could tell, they had just talked about archaeology and mutual friends. Sorry there wasn't more to the missing afternoon.'
'At least it fills in a distressingly large hole in her schedule. I assume that her departure from Oxford and her ten o'clock return to the hotel match up?'
'They do, I'm afraid.'
