We must have stood there looking at the foreign landscape for twenty minutes, and when we got back to the tent, we found the entire area in a state of writhing turmoil.
In our absence, someone had come looking for me, and frightened my daughter. Her screams had awakened all the infants in the vicinity, and they had raised their voices in chorus, along with half the women, all the men, and most of the dogs. We soon got her soothed and I went to ask if anyone knew who the intruder had been, but he hadn't left his name, merely said (or rather, shouted, over Mary's roar, which had been of fear but had quickly turned to one of indignation) that he would come back later.
The most glaring characteristic of the man, all agreed, was that his face had been burnt, and that his thick ointment and bandages rendered his face invisible.
A burned face could have been any of the men I labored with over the past few days, so I thought nothing of it. He did not come back that night, or the following morning, and it was not until noon on Sunday that I found who it was.
During the night, the rain had come down hard, Nature's cruel joke on our heartbreaking efforts against the fire. Had it begun earlier, the city might have been saved, but it came on Sunday, to turn the ruins into a sodden black slop-pit. Even our tidy green park was a sea of mud, and we needed shovels to direct the runnels and creeks out from under our feet.
As I walked through Sunday's drizzle down the drive beside the house, intending to fetch tools from the gardener's shed, I heard something move inside the house.
It could have been the foundations settling, or a precariously balanced whatnot taking its final plunge, but it was a sound, and I stopped to listen for more. Nothing came, but I walked around the back just to check that the door was locked, and found it was not.
I hesitated, since I knew there was a gun inside and that if an intruder had found it, I would be in trouble. But then I turned the handle and took a step inside, and shouted for them to come out.
I wasn't expecting an answer, and certainly not the one I got. Which was a voice calling from upstairs, “Charlie? Is that you?”
It was my Good Friend. I asked him what he was doing there and how the hell he got in, the oath startled out of me by his unexpected presence in my home, and he reminded me that I'd given him a key long ago, and that he'd never taken it off his ring. I'd forgotten that he had a key, but indeed, before I married I'd given him and two or three other of my friends keys to the door, in case I was away when they needed a place to sleep. That had been years ago, but they were the same locks, and clearly the key still worked.
As we called to each other, he had been coming down the stairs. When we met in the gloom of the hall-way, a great deal became clear: His face was shiny with smears of white ointment, his eyebrows and lashes had been burned away, and he had a bandage around his head.
“Hey, you're the one who scared my little girl!” I accused him, and he immediately began to apologize for it, saying he'd never thought about how his appearance would strike a child, certainly never thought the kid would be alone in the tent, and he'd left as soon as he saw there were people that she knew who could look after her, so as not to frighten her any more. So he'd come here, and found the place empty, but he'd desperately needed a place to sleep so he'd let himself in and dragged the guest bed over to a spot where the plaster had already fallen down.
He ended by saying he hoped I didn't mind, and that he'd been careful not to light a fire anywhere.
“I guess not,” I told him, and asked what he'd done to his face. He touched it gingerly and said he'd done it on Friday night when the fire he was working on hit a stash of kerosene and blew up in his face. “Knocked me top over teakettle,” he said with a laugh. “I woke up in the hospital tent twenty-four hours later, and since I could walk and remember my name and that Teddy Roosevelt was President, they kicked me out, since they had a dozen others who needed the bed worse than me. My boarding-house is gone, so I thought you wouldn't mind.”
“Of course not,” I told him.
“There's one other thing,” he said, and the way he said it made my sympathy for his plight fade.
You see, when we were young, we'd gotten into a number of scrapes. Just through high spirits, but it would begin with a dare and a look, and even beneath the white grease and the bandages he wore, the look he gave me now was the same he'd give me when he had something really outrageous in mind. And I remembered the “stuff” he'd needed help with, and I immediately stepped away from him.
“GF,” I said, “I have a family. I can't do that kind of thing anymore. You're on your own.”
“It's nothing at all,” he told me. “Hey, my face really hurts. You got anything to drink in this mess?”
That was the moment I should have ended it. I should have told him no and showed him the door, taking his key as he left. I should have, but I did not. He was burned and I'd seen far too much in the last few days to put my old friend out on the street. Before I knew it we were sitting in the library with a candle and a bottle of good whiskey, talking about old times.
It turned out his “stuff” was a tin cookie box that he'd tripped across right in the middle of Geary Street the first morning. Because it was heavy enough to trip him, he'd taken a closer look and found it packed to the gills with cash—bills, coins, even gold. No names on it, no identifying marks, no body lying nearby. “So I kept it.”
“It's not yours,” I told him in disgust. “You'll have to put up a notice and ask somebody to identify it. If they tell you what kind of money was in it and how much, it'll be theirs.”
“Well, there's a little problem.”
“What's that?”
“I kind of added to it. It'd be hard to know what was there originally and what went in as time went along.”
“Jesus wept!” I shouted at him. “You're a damn thief.”
“I guess,” he said, “but I've got to tell you, it all came from people who won't miss a hundred dollars here or there. All of it. And I can't give it back, there's money there from maybe ten places.”
I dropped my head in my hands, feeling sick.
“Charlie, I really need a new start.” He was pleading. “You know about my wife and that mess, and I can't get any money, and without money you can't make money. You've got to help me.”
“You disgust me,” I told him.
“I know.”
“Where is the box now?”
“Well, that's the thing. It's buried in your garden.”
I nearly hit him, bandages and all. If I'd had the gun, I'd have shot him dead, I was so angry. He saw it, and put up his hands as if to say “Whoa.”
“Now look, Charlie, I couldn't very well just leave it sitting on your kitchen table while I went up to sleep, could I? I just buried it under a bush to keep it safe for a while.”
“You buried your looted cash in my garden.” I couldn't believe I'd once been close to this idiot.
“Just until I can get it and go. I'm off to France. My half-sister lives there now, she said I could go stay with her and help manage the business—she's got a nice little bar and cabaret in Paris. Anyway, I was thinking about it even before all this happened. This town has been a curse for me, Charlie, you know that.”
I did know that, as it happened. He'd had a lot of bad breaks, and only some of them he'd brought on himself. His final blow had been when his wife had divorced him, then six months later inherited a packet.
I stared into my glass for a while, and then I asked him, “How much do you suppose is in your box?”
“I'm not sure. Maybe about three thousand.”
I thought he was absolutely sure, but I didn't call him on it. I was tired, and I was tired of him, but on the other hand I felt so incredibly lucky, having seen all those poor souls dead, mangled, and homeless while my family had come through unscathed, that I could not bring myself to judge him. “If I give you a check for five thousand dollars, will you go to France and leave me alone?”
“Charlie, I can't ask you to—”
But of course he allowed himself to be talked into it. I'd find a way to return the money to its owners somehow, or donate it to the orphans, but buying GF out seemed somehow appropriate, as if it placated the Fates that had passed me over. I hunted down my checkbook, wrote him his check, and told him I didn't want to see him again, ever. And to leave his key with me. He took the thing out of his pocket with a hurt expression and put it on the table, then grabbed my hand and made me shake his, told me he'd buried it under that statue with the book, and ran away like I'd given him a set of wings.
