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Latest victim of the injury bug is Kevin Youkilis, who suffered a jammed ankle at home plate after being waved in from second by Dale Sveum in the final game of the Red Sox–White Sox series two days ago (Youkilis was out).
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The Texas Rangers have won six in a row and show no sign of their usual August heat prostration.
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In it, a dreamy Manny fantasizes about becoming the World Series MVP.
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Back then, of course, it was Nomar’s fault; even while on the DL he was sticking pins in his Terry Francona voodoo doll.
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The last time it happened was September 1940, to George Caster of the Philadelphia Athletics, who beat us despite six dingers.
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For reasons he probably could not explain (it’s a fan thing), Stewart O’Nan calls the Red Sox knuckler not Wake but Tim-
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Call this a lie if you want to; I prefer to think of it as a part of my rich and continuing fantasy life.
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In a 1993 game against Atlanta, Wakefield went ten innings for the Pirates and threw 172 pitches. In 1996, while pitching for the Red Sox, he threw 162 pitches in a game against the White Sox. Don’t dismiss these numbers by saying, “Yeah, but he’s just a knuckleball pitcher,” until you yourself have tried to throw 150 or so pitches, even soft tosses, the regulation distance of sixty feet and six inches from the pitcher’s rubber to home plate on a hot afternoon. I think by number 90 or so, your shoulder’s going to be feeling like a turkey drumstick on Thanksgiving day.
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In this case, first and second place in the wild-card standings.
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And to Jerry the Detroit Tigers are always the Tigizz.
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A technical baseball term.
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With this one utterly unforgivable exception: don’t ever let me hear of an official (or a player) who takes money to tip a game in which millions have invested their hopes and the energy of their collective imagination.
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