Fuzzy Navel

around game without success, then tucks it back into his jacket pocket and fingers the plastic zipper bag full of high-fiber sugar-free weight loss shake – his allotted mid-afternoon snack and what he should have consumed earlier instead of all those power bars. He briefly considers cracking it open – he’s suddenly very thirsty – but he holds off. Being a career cop, Herb has contemplated his own death many times. He’s watched his own funeral in his mind’s eye, and doesn’t want the mourners’ chatter to revolve around: “Did you hear he died with a diet drink in his hand?”

Plus, the sugar-free weight loss shake tastes a lot like mud, with grit in it. His wife mixes one for him every morning, adding extra fiber per the doctor’s orders.

If she added something better, like grated cheese, then he’d drink the damn things.

Herb squints. There’s no light anywhere around. Jack’s house is roughly forty feet away, completely dark. Though hefty, and getting up there in years, Herb can move fast when he has to. But if the door happens to be locked, he’ll be stuck out in the open. And he knows he isn’t a terribly difficult target to hit.

He shifts his attention to Jack’s large bay window. If he got up enough speed, perhaps he could crash through it, though the possibility of being cut to hamburger doesn’t please Herb, even though he really likes hamburger. Besides, it’s likely Jack is just as pinned down inside as he is outside.

Herb is operating under the assumption that his partner is still alive, still okay. Why else would a sniper still be in the area?

He considers his options. The car is trashed, as is the radio. Jack’s car is ahead of his in the driveway, along with two others – a Corvette and a sedan – but he doesn’t have keys for them. There are no neighbors in sight, though Herb passed a house maybe a quarter mile up the road. Plus, there’s always the run away screaming possibility.

Herb guesses the sniper has night vision, and also guesses, from the previous angle of fire, that he will change positions to get a better shot. There’s also a good possibility that more than one sniper is on the premises. They could have followed Jack home from the Ravenswood crime scene. They may be lining up their shots right now, as he squats here, knees aching, wondering what to do next.

Running away screaming is holding more and more appeal. Unfortunately, there’s no place to run. It’s thirty yards to the nearest tree, and it’s a sapling that won’t provide any cover. He’ll be picked off before he gets halfway there.

A shot impacts the driver’s door. Then another. Only three payments left, he thinks, ducking down even lower. He touches his pants. His stitches have ripped, and blood has soaked through. When the Novocain wears off, that’s probably going to hurt.

The tire he’s squatting beside explodes. He jerks in surprise, rocking backward onto his ass. Another shot plows into the side of his Chrysler, where he was only a second ago.

He’s in a crossfire. No place to run. Nowhere to hide.

Herb’s a practical guy, and he understands his chances of survival aren’t good. But he’s not ready to die quite yet. He and his wife were planning on visiting Italy for the holidays. He’s never been, and has heard the food is spectacular.

Thinking fast, he stands up, filling his lungs, and makes a mad dash up the driveway.

After four steps the shot comes. His whole body jerks to the left, bouncing hard into the rear fender of Jack’s car. Herb staggers, takes two zombie-like steps forward, a short step backward, and then drops to his knees.

He moans, just once, a moan of pain and surprise, and his hands seek out the sudden dampness soaking his right side.

Sergeant Herb Benedict thinks of his wife, pictures her kind smile. Then he stops breathing and falls onto his face, his eyes wide open and staring blankly into the dark night.

10:06 P.M. PESSOLANO

PESSOLANO WATCHES the fat cop die.

It’s bloody.

Counting the woman cop by the window, this brings Pessolano’s death toll to three. Not the eighteen confirmed kills he lied to Munchel about back at the bar, but not bad for his first day as a real-life mercenary. Not bad at all.

He points the Gen 3 starlight scope at the large bay window, looking for number four.

10:11 P.M. JACK

THE SMELL OF AMMONIA spikes up my nostrils, and I wake up to the worst headache I’ve ever had. I open my eyes, squinting against the flashlight in my face, realizing I’m on my bathroom floor.

Mom stares down at me, her face a picture of worry.

“You okay?” I ask her. My throat is really dry, and my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth.

“I’m fine, dear. How are you feeling?”

“Sleepy. Wake me up in a few hours.”

I close my eyes again, get another whiff of ammonia.

“Mom! Quit it!” I reach up to push the smelling salts away.

“Harry says you shouldn’t sleep after a head injury.”

Harry?

“You need to wake up, sis,” he says. “We’re still in a lot of trouble.”

It comes back to me in a big, ugly rush. Alex. The snipers. Finding out Harry McGlade might be my brother. I raise my hand to my head and gently probe the spot that hurts the most. I touch matted hair and tape, and what might be a staple.

“Did I get hit in the head?” I ask.

“You were shot,” Mom says. “You’ve been out for over half an hour.”

“That long? I remember turning off the circuit breaker. But nothing after that.”

“You’re lucky,” Harry says. “I’m going to remember this last half hour for the rest of my life.”

I cough. “I’m thirsty.”

Harry sticks his hand out the bathroom door, and comes back with a bottled water from the refrigerator. Mom shines the flashlight on him, and I can see that he’s been crying. I take the water, oddly touched by his concern. He must really be worried about me.

Mom puts her hand on my face, strokes my cheek.

“One more,” she says.

Harry vigorously shakes his head. “No. Please. Thirty-eight is enough.”

“Just one.”

“I can’t take it,” he says. “I’m one big hematoma.”

“Don’t be a baby. You have plenty of blood left. Let’s try your leg.”

Mom holds up a syringe. Harry tries to back away, but he doesn’t have anywhere to go.

“Not that leg!” Harry cries. “The veins are all collapsed!”

My mother doesn’t heed him, jabbing him in that leg.

“Holy hell, it hurts so bad!”

Fresh tears flow down his cheeks. So much for him worrying about me.

“Harry’s such a brave boy,” Mom says. “Aren’t you, Harry?”

He moans. “I need aspirin. A shitload of aspirin.”