How to Seduce a Bride

everything. He is a gentleman born, and in need of a wife. You cannot know what he would consider a fit mate. I believe I can. Now, enough, if you please. I have apologized and I promise not to meddle in your affairs again. Your ban on me living with you doesn’t concern me at all. I have no intention of doing so. You may save the dower house for whatever you wish. I will never set a foot there. I have funds, and friends on the Continent, and this house in London, which you say I may keep if I leave you alone. That, I can promise. So. What else do you want of me?”

“I? Nothing. Just as well, that’s all I ever got from you. Good morning, Mama. My wife and I were just leaving.”

“Go in good health,” she said. “I never wished you harm.”

“But you almost caused it,” he said. “Because to harm my wife in any way is to do the same to me. But you never understood that, did you?”

“I have ever been unfortunate in my dealings with men,” she said. “I wish you daughters,” she told Daisy. “Because I cannot think to wish you better than that.”

“I want to have your son’s sons and his daughters,” Daisy said, straightening her back. “Only know this: Do not disturb my husband again. Remember,” she said coldly, “I own a pistol and can use a knife.”

The viscountess’s eyes widened, and she stepped back.

“Forgive me, my lord,” Daisy told Leland with sincerity. “But I get very emotional when someone I love is threatened.”

He laughed. “She does,” he told his mother. “Remember that. Good day, madam.”

Leland took Daisy’s hand and they walked out of his mother’s house together. He said nothing until his curricle was two blocks away. He spoke then, through clenched teeth.

“You’re always apologizing to me because you were in prison,” he told Daisy, without turning his gaze from the horses he drove. “I never wanted you to; now you understand why. On balance, my love, you now must admit that I had the worse upbringing, and it is my family who has the worst criminal. Forgive me, and let’s end this here, shall we?”

“There’s nothing to forgive,” she said. “I’m so sorry.”

“For what?” he asked, as he turned the curricle to enter the park.

“For you,” she said.

They rode in silence for a while, going down green paths, not speaking because they both were thinking so hard.

“Do you think Geoff will ever…?” she began.

“Fall victim to her? No.”

“She is very beautiful,” Daisy said doubtfully.

“So is a snowfall. And if it ever looks like he’s about to succumb, I’ll speak with him, never fear. Did you feel that? The wind is finally moving. It looks like a storm coming. Good, it will clear the air. Let’s go home.”

They drove out of the park and returned to their home as the sky darkened and a brisk fresh breeze began blowing. When he got to his house, Leland handed the reins to his tiger. As thunder rattled, Leland took Daisy’s hand, and they ran into the hall, laughing, racing the rain. They got inside just as the first fat drops began falling.

“I can’t dry you off properly here,” Leland said tenderly, his hands on Daisy’s shoulders as he looked at her rain-spattered gown. “Shall we go upstairs and do it right?”

“My lord,” his butler said from behind him, just as Daisy reached up on tiptoe to kiss her husband. “You’ve company. I’ve asked them to wait in the parlor.”

“Indeed?” Leland said, his attention caught. His butler was smiling. He would never have asked anyone in without permission unless it was someone close. “You go change, and wait for me,” he told Daisy. “I’ll just see who it is.”

“Thank you,” she said pertly, “but I’d like to know too. A little damp won’t kill me. Curiosity will.”

He smiled. “Then let’s assuage it as soon as we can, and get on with things, shall we?”

They walked, hand in hand, into the salon. When Daisy saw who was getting up from a chair, she gave out a whoop, and ran to him. “Geoff,” she cried. “You’re safe; you’re well. Oh, I’m so relieved!”

“I’m safe, and better than well,” he said with a grin. “I couldn’t send word, and then when I could, I decided I’d rather bring the news in person. I was on my way up north with Helena, when something happened.”

“What?” Daisy asked.

He smiled, and looking behind him she saw her old companion, Helena Masters, dressed in a beautiful russet gown, rising from a chair. She was smiling.

“What happened,” Geoff said, “was that I realized I never wanted to let her go out of my life. May I present my new countess, Lady Egremont? We were married over the border at Gretna, and then returned to stay on awhile at her mother’s house, getting everyone ready for the remove to London and then Egremont. Now I’ve a wife, a mother-in-law, and two more delightful children. You see, on our way up north, we talked, we reminisced; we found so much in common. I couldn’t let her go. And luckily, she consented to stay with me. I’m very happy.”

“As am I,” Helena said softly. “I never dared hope…”

“She never dared anything,” the earl said fondly. “Always trying to keep her ‘place,’ when her only true place is by my side. I was the one who had to make the push to get to know her. I’m very glad you two married or else I’d never have had the chance to be alone with Helena.”

Helena smiled. “I never thought to be so happy again. We both loved and lost and yet found that we could love again.”

The earl looked at her lovingly. “I couldn’t find a soul mate in Botany Bay or in London. But sometimes life gives us a second chance, and when I saw I’d found one, I acted before Fate could intervene. Now, little as I enjoy the ton, I want the world to know! We’ll have a more formal wedding here and then another reception at Egremont soon after. They will be the sort of gala affairs I always avoided in the past. Just exactly what I want now to show the world my great good luck. You must attend,” he told Daisy and Leland. “For now, you may congratulate me.”

“Oh Geoff,” Daisy said, as she embraced a tearful Helena. “I’ll do more than that. I applaud you!”

“Well done,” Leland said, shaking the earl’s hand. “We are both pleased.” He exchanged a sparkling look with Daisy. “And vastly relieved. Now, shall we celebrate?”

“Gladly,” the earl said. “And by the way, you two look happier than I’ve ever seen either of you before. I congratulate you, too, and hope you don’t mind that the gossip about me may overshadow whatever anyone says about your marriage.”

“We are stunned and overset to think that we have been so thoroughly, deliciously upstaged,” Leland said. “Thank you.”

“No, thank you,” the earl said.

“You’re welcome,” Daisy said. “Now, let’s celebrate!”

They all laughed, and then they celebrated, and kept on doing both through all the many long and merry years that were to come.

Edith Layton

***