Call For The Dead

prompter and factotum.

In the middle of the stage two men and a woman sat on barrels smoking and drinking coffee. The decor represented the deck of a ship. A mast with rigging and rope ladders occupied the centre of the stage. And a large cardboard cannon pointed disconsolately towards a backcloth of sea and sky.

The conversation stopped abruptly as Mendel appeared on the stage. Someone murmured: 'My dear, the ghost at the feast,' and they all looked at him and giggled.

The woman spoke first: 'Are you looking for someone, dear?'

'Sorry to butt in. Wanted to talk about becoming a subscriber to the theatre. Join the club.'

'Why yes, of course. How nice,' she said, getting up and walking over to him; 'How very nice.' She took his left hand in both her own and squeezed it, stepping back at the same time and extending her arms to their full length. It was. her chatelaine gesture — Lady Macbeth receives Duncan. She put her head on one side and smiled girlishly, retained his hand and led him across the stage to the opposite wing. A door led into a tiny office littered with old programmes and posters, greasepaint, false hair and tawdry pieces of nautical costume.

'Have you seen our panto this year? 'Treasure Island? Such a gratifying success. And so much more social content, don't you think, than those vulgar nursery tales?'

Mendel said: 'Yes, wasn't it,' without the least idea of what she was talking about when his eye caught a pile of bills rather' neatly assembled and held together by a bull-dog clip. The top one was made out to Mrs. Ludo Oriel and was four months overdue.

She was looking at him shrewdly through her glasses. She was small and dark, with lines on her neck and a great deal of make-up. The lines under her eyes had been levelled off with greasepaint but the effect had not lasted. She was wearing slacks and a chunky pullover liberally splashed with distemper. She smoked incessantly. Her mouth was very long, and as she held her cigarette in the middle of it in a direct line beneath her nose, her lips formed an exaggerated convex curve, distorting the lower half of her face and giving her an ill-tempered and impatient look. Mendel thought she would probably be difficult and clever. It was a relief to think she couldn't pay her bills.

'You do want to join the club, don't you?'

'No.'

She suddenly flew into a rage. 'If you're another bloody tradesman you can get out. I've said I'll pay and I will, just don't pester me. If you let people think I'm finished I will be and you'll be the losers, not me?'

'I'm not a creditor, Mrs. Oriel. I've come to offer you money?'

She was waiting.

'I'm a divorce agent. Rich client. Like to ask you a few questions. We're prepared to pay for your time?'

'Christ,' she said with relief. 'Why didn't you say so in the first place?' They both laughed. Mendel put five pounds on top of the bills, counting them down.

'Now,' said Mendel; 'how do you keep your club subscription list? What are the benefits of joining?'

'Well, we have watery coffee on stage every morning at eleven sharp. Members of the club can mix with the cast during the break between rehearsals from 11.00 to 11.45. They pay for whatever they have, of course but entry is strictly limited to club members.'

'Quite.'

'That's probably the part that interests you. We seem to get nothing but pansies and nymphos In the morning?'

'It may be. What else goes on?'

'We put on a different show every fortnight. Members can reserve seats for a particular day of each run — the second Wednesday of each run, and so on. We always begin a run on the first and third Mondays of the month. The show begins at 7.30 and we hold the club reservations until 7.20. The girl at the box office has the seating plan and strikes off each seat as it's sold. Club reservations are marked in red and aren't sold off till last.'

'I see. So if one of your members doesn't take his usual seat, it would be marked off on the seating plan?'

'Only if it's sold.'

'Of course.'

'We’re not ften full after the first week We're trying to do a show a week, you see, but it's not easy to get the — er — facilities. There isn't the support for two-week runs really.'

''No, no, quite. Do you keep old seating plans?'

'Sometimes, for the accounts.''

'How about Tuesday the third of January?'

She opened a cupboard and took out a sheaf of printed seating plans. 'This is the second fortnight of our pantomime, of course. Tradition.'

'Quite,' said Mendel.

'Now who is it you're so interested in?' asked Mrs. Oriel, picking up a ledger from the desk.

'Small blonde party, aged about forty-two or three. Name of Fennan, Elsa Fennan'

Mrs. Oriel opened her ledger. Mendel quite shamelessly looked over her shoulder. The names of club members were entered neatly in the left-hand column. A red tick on the extreme left of the page indicated that the member had paid his subscription. On the right-hand side of the page were notes of standing reservations made for the year. There were about eighty members.

'Name doesn't ring a bell. Where does she sit?'

'No idea.' 'Oh, yes, here we are. Merridale Lane, Walliston. Merridale! — I ask you. Let's look. A rear stall at the end of a row. Very odd choice, don't you think? Seat number R2. But God knows whether she took it on 3rd January. I shouldn't think we've got the plan any more, though I've never thrown anything away in my life. Things just evaporate, don't they?' She looked at him out of the corner of her eye, wondering whether she'd earned her five pounds. 'Tell you what, we'll ask the Virgin.' She got up and walked to the door: 'Fennan... Fennan ... :' she said. 'Half a sec, that does ring a bell. I wonder why. Well I'm damned — of course — the music case:' She opened the door. 'Where's the Virgin?' she said, talking to someone on the stage.

'God knows.'

'Helpful pig,' said Mrs. Oriel, and closed the door again. She turned to Mendel; 'The Virgin's our white hope. English rose, local solicitor's stage-struck daughter, all lisle stockings and get-me-if-you-can. We loathe her. She gets a part occasionally because her father pays tuition fees. She does seating in the evenings sometimes when there's a rush — she and Mrs. Torr, the cleaner, who does cloaks. When things are quiet, Mrs. Torr does the whole thing and the Virgin mopes about in the wings hoping the female lead will drop dead:' She paused. 'I'm damned sure I remember Fennan. Damn sure I do. I wonder where that cow is:' She disappeared for a couple of minutes and returned with a tall and rather pretty girl with fuzzy blonde hair and pink cheeks — good at tennis and swimming.

'This is Elizabeth Pidgeon. She may be able to help. Darling, we want to find out a Mrs. Fennan, a club member. Didn't you tell me something about her?'

'Oh, yes, Ludo,' She must have thought she sounded sweet. She smiled vapidly at Mendel, put her head on one side and twined her fingers together. Mendel jerked his head towards her.

'Do you know her?' asked Mrs. Oriel.

'Oh yes, Ludo. She's madly musical; at least I think she must be because she always brings her music. She's madly thin and odd. She's foreign, isn't she, Ludo?'

'Why odd?' asked Mendel.

'Oh, well, last time she came she got in a frightful pet about the seat next to her. It was a club reservation you see and simply hours after twenty past. We'd just started the panto season and there were millions of people wanting seats so I let it go. She kept on saying she was sure the person would come because he always did:'

'Did he?' asked Mendel.

'No. I let the seat go. She must have been in an awful pet because she left after the second act, and forgot to collect her music case.'

'This person she was so sure would turn up,' said Mendel; 'is he friendly with Mrs. Fennan?' Ludo Oriel gave