Our Kind of Traitor

well. How’s Tamara? How are all those weird, lovely friends and relations you had around you?’

Did she really say that last bit? Yes she did. And while she’s saying it, and intermittently receiving bits of answer in reply, she is becoming aware, if only in soft focus, of smartly dressed men and women who have paused to watch the show: another Dima-supporters’ club, apparently, but of a younger, slicker generation, far removed from the mossy bunch assembled in Antigua. Is that Baby-Face Niki lurking among them? If so, he’s bought himself an Armani summer suit in beige with fancy cuffs. Are the link bracelet and the deep-sea-diver’s watch nestling inside them?

Dima is still talking and she is hearing what she doesn’t want to hear: Tamara and the children flew straight from Moscow to Zurich – yes, Natasha too, she don’t like goddam tennis, she wanna get home to Berne, read and ride a bit. Chill out. Does she also gather that Natasha hadn’t been all that well, or was it her imagination? Everyone is conducting three conversations at once:

‘Don’t you teach goddam kids no more, Professor?’ – mock outrage – ‘you gonna teach French kids be English gentlemen once? Listen, where you sitting? Some goddam bird house, top floor, right?’

Followed by, presumably, a rendering of the same witty suggestion over his shoulder in Russian. But it must have got lost in translation, because few of the group of smartly dressed onlookers smile, except for a spruce little dancer of a man at their centre. At first glance, Gail takes him to be a tour guide of some sort, for he is wearing a very visible cream-coloured nautical blazer with an anchor of gold thread on the pocket, and carrying a crimson umbrella which, together with the head of swept-back silvery hair, would have made him instantly findable by anyone lost in a crowd. She catches his smile, then she catches his eye. And when she returns her gaze to Dima, she knows his eye is still on her.

Dima has demanded to see their tickets. Perry makes a habit of losing tickets, so Gail’s got them. She knows the numbers by heart, so does Perry. But that doesn’t prevent her from not knowing them now, or from looking sweetly vague as she hands them to Dima who lets out a derisive snort:

‘You got telescopes, Professor? You so fucking high up, you need oxygen!’

Again he repeats the joke in Russian, but again the standing group behind him seems to be waiting rather than listening. Is his breathlessness new since Antigua? Or new for today? Is it a heart thing? Or a vodka thing?

‘We gotta goddam hospitality box, hear me? Corporation shit. Young guys I work with from Moscow. Armani kids. Got pretty girls. Look at them!’

A pair of the girls do indeed catch Gail’s eye: leather jackets, pencil skirts and ankle boots. Pretty wives? Or pretty hookers. If so, top of the range. And the Armani kids a hostile blur of blue-black suits and sodden stares.

‘Thirty number-one seats, food you die for,’ Dima is bellowing. ‘You wanna do that, Gail? Come join us? Watch the game like a lady? Drink champagne? We got spare. Hey, come on, Professor. Why the fuck not?’

Because Hector told him to be hard to get, is why the fuck not. Because the harder he is to get, the harder you’ll have to work to get him, and me with him, and the greater will be our credibility with your guests from Moscow. Pushed into a corner, Perry is making a good job of being Perry: frowning, doing his diffident and awkward bit. For a rank beginner in the arts of dissembling, he’s putting on a pretty good turn. Time to help him out all the same:

‘The tickets were a present, you see, Dima,’ she confides sweetly, touching his arm. ‘A good friend gave them to us, a dear old gentleman. For love. I don’t think he’d like us to leave our seats empty, would he? If he found out, he’d be heartbroken’ – which was the answer they’d cooked up with Luke and Ollie over a late nightcap of malt.

Dima stares from one to other of them in disappointment while he regroups his thoughts.

Restlessness in the ranks behind him: can’t we get this over?

The initiative is with the poor bugger in the field …

Solution!

‘Then hear me, Professor, OK? Hear me once’ – his finger jabbing into Perry’s chest – ‘OK,’ he repeats, nodding menacingly. ‘After the game. Hear me? Soon as the goddam game is over, you gonna come visit us in hospitality.’ He swings round to Gail, challenging her to upset his great plan. ‘Hear me, Gail? You gonna bring this Professor to our hospitality. And you gonna drink champagne with us. The game don’t end when it ends. They gotta do goddam presentations out there, speeches, lotta shit. Federer gonna win easy. You wanna bet me five grand US he don’t win, Professor? I give you three to one. Four to one.’

Perry laughs. If he had a god, it would be Federer. No dice, Dima, sorry, he says. Not even at a hundred to one. But he isn’t out of the wood yet:

‘You’re gonna play me tennis tomorrow, Professor, hear me? A rematch’ – the finger still stabbing at Perry’s chest – ‘I gonna send someone round find you after the game, you gonna come visit us in hospitality, and we gonna fix a rematch, no pussying. And I’m gonna beat the shit outta you, buy you a massage after. You’re gonna need it, hear me?’

Perry has no time for further protestation. Out of the corner of her eye, Gail has observed the tour guide with the silvery hair and red brolly detach himself from the group and advance on Dima’s undefended back.

‘Aren’t you going to introduce us to your friends, Dima? You can’t keep a beautiful lady like this all to yourself, you know,’ a silken voice says reproachfully in pitch-perfect English with a faint Italian accent. ‘Dell Oro,’ he announces. ‘Emilio dell Oro. An old friend of Dima’s from way, way back. So pleased.’ And takes each of their hands, first Gail’s with a gallant downward tip of the head, then Perry’s without one, thereby reminding her of a ballroom Lothario called Percy who cut in on her best boyfriend when she was seventeen, and nearly raped her on the dance floor.

‘And I’m Perry Makepiece and she’s Gail Perkins,’ Perry says. And as a light-hearted footnote that really impresses her: ‘I’m not really a professor, so don’t be alarmed. It’s just Dima’s way of putting me off my tennis.’

‘Then welcome to Roland Garros Stadium, Gail Perkins and Perry Makepiece,’ dell Oro replies, with a radiant smile that she is beginning to suspect is permanent. ‘So glad we shall have the pleasure of seeing you after the historic match. If there is a match,’ he adds, with a theatrical lift of the hands and a glance of reproach at the grey sky.

But the last word is Dima’s:

‘I gonna send someone get you, hear me, Professor? Don’t walk out on me. Tomorrow I beat the shit outta you. I love this guy, hear me?’ he cries to the supercilious Armani kids with their watery smiles gathered behind him, and having enfolded Perry for a last defiant hug, falls in beside them as they resume their amble.

12

Settling at Perry’s side in the twelfth row of the western stand of the Roland Garros Stadium, Gail stares incredulously at the band of Napoleon’s Garde Republicaine in their brass helmets, red cockades, skin-tight white breeches and thigh-length boots as they roll out their kettledrums and give their bugles a final blow before their conductor mounts his wooden rostrum, suspends his white-gloved hands above his head, spreads his fingers and flutters them like a dress designer. Perry is talking to her but has to repeat himself. She turns her head to him, then leans it on his shoulder to calm herself, because she’s trembling. And so in his own way is Perry, because she can hear the pulse of his body – boom boom.

‘Is this the Men’s Singles Finals or the Battle of Borodino?’ he shouts gaily, pointing at Napoleon’s troops. She makes him say it again, lets out a hoot of laughter and gives his hand a squeeze to bring them both down to earth.

‘It’s all right!’ she yells into his ear. ‘You did fine! You were a star! Super seats too! Well done!’

‘You too! Dima looked great.’

‘Great. But the children are already in Berne!’

‘What?’