And their date was with chickenpox?
Plus a sandwich. A free sandwich. And a ride in a very nice car.
‘OK, then,’ she said, trying hard to sound demure and compliant and not truly excited about a free sandwich. ‘I can do that.’ She glanced at her watch. ‘I have time between clients.’
‘When’s your next client due?’
‘That’s for me to know and you to find out,’ she told him. ‘Can I have my sandwich toasted?’
Which was how, fifteen minutes later, they were heading north out of town, with Ally wrapping herself around a double round of toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwiches with double the usual cheese and very thick bread.
Darcy had ordered himself a single round of salad sandwiches-how boring was that? He finished them off while he drove, then concentrated on driving with the occasional sideways glance at her.
She’d added a chocolate thick-shake as a side order. It tasted unbelievably wonderful.
‘Do you have worms?’ he asked, and she almost choked. But didn’t. That would be a waste of sandwich and there was no way she was wasting a crumb.
‘Why would I have worms?’ she demanded with her mouth full, and then added a polite, ‘Doctor?’
‘I’ve never met anyone so skinny who eats like you do.’
‘Then you haven’t lived,’ she told him, and turned her attention to her thick-shake again. Some things required full attention.
‘So you live on your nerves?’
She sighed. She slurped the rest of her thick-shake and thought about licking the rim. She sighed again, this time in real regret, and let it go. A girl had some standards.
‘I don’t live on my nerves.’
‘So you’re bulimic?’
‘Right. A bulimic call-girl.’
‘Hey…’
‘Do we have to get so personal?’ she asked him.
‘I just want to know.’
‘Well, I don’t particularly want to tell. No, I am not bulimic, Dr Rochester. I’m disgustingly healthy. So set your professional concerns aside and tell me why you’re bringing me on this drive to see chickenpoxes. I assume you don’t think they want a massage?’
‘No, I-’
‘Good. Rubbing poxes would make them itch.’
‘You know-’
‘Just tell me what you want me to hear.’
He hesitated. She waited. This car was really lovely, she thought. It must have cost him a bomb. If she set up her own medical plate in the main street of somewhere like Tambrine Creek, then maybe…
Yeah, right.
‘Tell me,’ she said again, and this time there was an edge of anger in her voice that she didn’t try and disguise.
‘There are some vulnerable people in this town.’
‘Really?’
‘Really,’ he said angrily. ‘Will you just listen? You haven’t been near this place for nearly twenty years.’
‘So you think I’m about to prey on the population.’
‘I bought you a sandwich,’ he snapped. ‘Listen.’
‘Fine,’ she said. She set her empty shake container in the cute little drink holder between the seats, folded her hands in her lap and stared straight ahead. ‘In payment for my sandwich I’ll be quiet. But only because you let me have double cheese.’ Her voice became totally subservient. ‘Please, sir, I’m paying attention. You can start now.’
Silence. Then a sound from the driver’s side that might almost be…a chuckle?
She ventured a suspicious glance at him and found his lips were twitching. And those eyes…
Laughter did something to him, she thought, and tried very hard to stay looking demure and compliant and good.
‘OK.’ He took a visible hold on his sudden and unexpected flicker of humour, and gripped the steering wheel harder. ‘There are a few people I need to talk about.’
‘I’m listening.’
‘Ivy Morrison,’ he said, and there was a touch of desperation in his voice that said that laughter wasn’t too far away.
‘What about Ivy Morrison?’
‘She’s on a pension.’ Laughter faded. ‘She’s a little simple. She buys every new thing that’s going and gets into the most appalling financial mess. She’ll be desperate to see you.’
‘I’ll see her.’
‘Are you listening?’ he demanded. ‘She can’t afford you.’
‘So you’re saying I should say, “Sorry, Ivy, the doctor says you’re too poor to see me”?’
‘No, I-’
‘Because that would be insulting and humiliating,’ she told him.
‘Yeah, but-’
‘What I can do is take her the first time. I’ll only accept cash-which I do anyway as I can’t afford credit facilities-and I’ll tell her that frequent massage isn’t indicated in someone really fit and healthy. I’ll also make sure that the only appointments I have available for her are on the day before pension day. Never the day after. OK?’
There was a silence. Then he said, ‘You understand about pension days?’
‘Of course I do.’ Did she ever. She knew all about eating reasonably in the first days after you received it and starving in the days before it arrived.
But this was no time for reminiscences. Darcy was still watching her curiously.
‘You’d do that for Ivy?’
‘Of course. I’d do it for anyone I thought needed that level of care. This is my home and this is my community. I’m not about to exploit it.’
‘You really feel like that about Tambrine Creek?’
‘It’s the only home I’ve ever known,’ she told him. ‘I’m not about to mess things up by being greedy.’
‘I don’t suppose you are.’ His voice fell away. He was clearly unsure where she was coming from.
As she was.
‘What about you?’ she asked, moving on. ‘You’ve told me you have a very romantic mother and you have a wood stove. What else?’
‘Sorry?’
‘What’s the rest of the story?’
‘I don’t know what you mean.’
‘You’re not married? Gloria says you share the doctor’s house with two dogs and a bunch of chooks.’
‘Easier than a wife and kids,’ he said with mock seriousness, and she grinned.
‘I guess. OK. Why are you in Tambrine Creek?’
‘I like it.’
‘Most med students could think of nothing worse than heading straight to Tambrine Creek when there are heaps of jobs available in the cities. Gloria said you just arrived here five years ago to practise and you’ve never made any attempt to leave.’
‘I told you-I like it.’
‘But there must be a reason why you came.’
‘What’s the phrase you used?’ he demanded. ‘That’s for me to know and you to find out?’
But he wasn’t laughing. Ally looked at his hands on the steering wheel and saw his knuckles were white. There was a story here.
