Granny snorted her disapproval. “Jes’ look at you now. Face scratched up like you spent a night with a she cat, arm in a sling, tummy bandaged, and here you come, lookin’ for pity. What you need is some honest labor, ‘stead of pushing paper and telling lies, which is what I figure lawyering’s all about.” She studied me a moment. “So climb that tree, boy, unless you’re still afraid of heights.”
Granny always taught me to confront my demons. “I’ve never been afraid of heights. It’s falling that scares me.”
Charlie harrumphed and told us to bicker all we wanted, he was going to sit in a rocker on the front porch and rest his bones. Granny went back to cleaning the fish, so I did what I was told. I wandered into her sandy front yard and took a look at the coconut palm, a healthy Jamaica Tall. The husks were tawny yellow, the nuts thirty feet off the ground.
I started shimmying up the coconut tree using one arm and both feet. Halfway there, I heard Granny yelling from the back porch. “Machete’s in the tool shed, Jake. You remember how to use a machete, don’t you?”
I remembered.
Charlie was snoring in the rocking chair when I set about making the coconut milk. I didn’t use the watery liquid found inside the nut. That I just drank straight from the cracked shell. Then I dug out the white meat, poured hot water over it, and squashed the mixture into a thick cream. By this time, Granny was marinating the fish in a mixture of lime juice, pepper, chopped onion, and crushed garlic. When Granny was mixing the graham cracker crust for the Key lime pie, I made the fish sauce by heating the coconut milk with flour, butter, salt, and pepper. Then I sat down at the kitchen table with a coffee cup filled with Granny’s white lightning. It singed the throat on the way down.
After she spooned the topping onto the Key lime filling, Granny sat down next to me. As she had done forever, she handed me the spatula and watched as I licked off the whipped cream.
“I was worried about you, son,” Granny said. That was about as much of an endearment as you get from the old battle-ax.
“I love you, too, Granny.”
She borrowed my cup for a sip, closed her eves as it went down, and said, “C’mon, now. Wake up that old coot so we can eat. I’m not getting any younger.”
After dinner, we sat on the porch, feeling the breeze, sipping whiskey, and talking. Charlie had heard it all, so he sat quietly while I told Granny everything, starting with Peter Tupton dead in a wine cellar and ending with Nicky Florio dead in a cane field. I told her how I dragged myself back up and down levees, through burning fields and into open spaces, before finding the overturned Bentley. Guillermo Diaz lay on the ground, moaning and praying in Spanish. Hank Scourby stood nearby, leaning on his helicopter, patiently waiting.
“I knew you’d be back,” he said. “This one’s got two broken legs, and he’s none too happy about it.”
I walked over to Diaz and leaned down next to him. “Nicky’s dead. We’re going to get you to a hospital, and after they glue you back together, I’m going to bring a court reporter into the room. You’re going to go under oath and tell who killed Rick Gondolier and the circumstances of my killing Jim Tiger. Then when Abe Socolow comes to visit, you’re going to do it all over again. Got it?”
His eyes were glazed over with pain. Spittle had dried in the corners of his mouth.
“Or,” I continued, “we can toss you into an irrigation canal right now and leave you for gator bait.”
“I’ll talk,” he said. “But you gotta do something for me.”
“What’s that?”
He winced with pain as he spoke. “They’ll revoke my probation, won’t they?”
“First thing, and if Abe Socolow’s in the mood, you’ll get charged with accessory to murder.”
“That’s why I need you.”
“What for?”
“To be my lawyer, naturalmente. ”
We left early the next morning, again heading south on U.S. I, the road that starts in Maine and ends in Key West, or is it the other way around? We stopped at a gas station in Marathon, where I bought some live grunt for bait and Chap Stick to lubricate the knots in the leader. I try not to be one of those guys who grumbles about the Keys being swallowed up by fast-food emporiums and hokey swim-with-the-porpoise shows, but there’s no denying the truth. The drive numbs you with discount motels, T-shirt shops, and other touristy gewgaws and gimcracks lining each side of the highway.
Still, despite our best efforts to destroy the environment, Nature hangs tough. Bulldoze the trees, and the ospreys build their stick nests high atop our ugly telephone poles. Dredge ugly canals to cool nuclear power plants, and you’ve provided honeymoon suites for warm-blooded manatees. We think of man destroying Nature, and man does his level best to try. But Nature preceded us, withstands us, and probably will outlive us.
We rumbled over the seven-mile bridge. To the east, we call the water the Atlantic Ocean. To the west, it’s the Gulf of Mexico. But under the bridge, it all looks the same.
We stopped at the Bahia Honda Bridge, unpacked our gear, and prepared to drop lines in the channel in pursuit of the great silvery tarpon.
“Megalops atlantica,” Charlie said, wistfully. “What a fish. Hope you’re prepared for a fight today. You going to use those grunts?”
“That’s why I bought ’em.”
“I’ll stick with a four-inch George-R-Shad rubber fish.”
Charlie hauled out a couple of six-foot bait-casting rigs with twelve-pound line. Standing on the catwalk, I tried a few practice casts with my good arm, dropping the bait near some pilings that looked like tarpon condos. If I got a bite, Charlie would have to help me with the reel. The wind was picking up, the clouds scudding across a gray-blue sky. A nasty gust nearly put my back cast into my ear. Behind us, cars were humming over the bride, headed for Key West.
We fooled around for an hour or so, doing no damage to the fish population. Even if we caught one, we’d cut it loose. Tarpon are too bony for eating, so the only use is to mount one and hang it in your den. I don’t believe in killing animals for sport, and anyway, I keep my walls bare of diplomas, trophies, and plaques from the Kiwanis.
The sun had burned off the clouds by the time a school of the big ones came lazing into view, slicing through the pilings. They were rolling in the water, mouths open as if pleading to be fed. I dropped my grunt in the middle of the pack, and the strike came so suddenly I nearly lost the pole. When I got a grip, the pole was bowed toward the bottom of the channel, the tarpon diving, then running toward the open sea. The reel was whining, and I was giving line so fast, I imagined I had hooked an invisible speedboat. I dug my left arm out of the sling and held on with both hands. The pain was icy-hot, deep in the meat of my deltoid.
The tarpon jumped.
An impossibly high, wriggling jump, its blue-green stripe shining iridescent in the glare of the sun.
It smacked the water, swam and jumped, and swam some more. A five-footer, maybe eighty pounds.
I was soaked with sweat, my shoulder was throbbing, the stitches were tearing loose in my abdomen, and we’d only been at this a couple of minutes.
“You might want to start fighting him,” Charlie said.
“What do you think I’m doing?”
We both saw it at once, a gray fin breaking the water, the smooth, swiveling motion of the fish powering its way toward its target.
“Oh shit,” I said. “We’ve got competition.”
“Quod avert at Deus!”
If there is any animal as ugly as the great hammerhead shark, I haven’t seen it, With eyes at either end of a broad, flattened snout, the hammerhead looks like somebody rearranged its head with a shovel. This shark took the tarpon in one bite, snapped my line, turned, and was gone.
I wound in the lifeless line, dropped the rod, and leaned against the catwalk rail. “Just when you think you’ve landed one, you lose it.”
“There are other fish in the sea.”
“Damn sharks. Did you see the size of him, Charlie? Eighteen feet, I’ll bet, fifteen hundred pounds at least, maybe a ton.”
“No way.”
