A plate of Danish sat between them. Joe pushed it toward her. “You should eat something.”
The dull ache of acid in her stomach told her she should eat a lot, but she couldn’t. “I don’t remember hiring you as my personal nutritionist. Did we sign a contract?”
“You’re too skinny.” He reached for his mug. “It’s not healthy.”
“I’m not sure I care about your opinion. Let me think.” She sipped her coffee. “Nope. Don’t care.”
“Is this a chick thing? Do you want to look like a supermodel or something?”
“Why does it matter?”
“I’m curious.”
“And that impacts me how?”
He leaned back in his chair. “Is it because it’s morning, or are you naturally unpleasant all the time?”
“I’m naturally unpleasant.”
One corner of his mouth twitched in an almost smile. “Good to know. Why aren’t you eating?”
“Are you going to dog on me all day until you get an answer?” she asked, more intrigued than frustrated.
“Probably. I don’t have a lot to keep me busy. I could use the distraction.”
“Fine. I’m not a good stress eater. I wish I were. I understand it’s very comforting. But when I’m tense or upset, I can’t stand the thought of food.”
His gaze slipped to her too-skinny arms. “Been upset a lot lately?”
Darcy shrugged. She knew she’d lost weight in the past year or so. Too much weight. “I’ve had stuff on my mind.”
He returned his attention to the paper. “Brenna should be here in half an hour. Your Secret Service agents want me to come along on the tour, too.”
His flat tone told her all she had to know about
“Let me guess. You’re not dying with excitement at the thought of the winery tour.”
He raised his head. “Something like that. But it doesn’t matter. I’m here and I’m going to do my job. Never question the chain of command.” He pushed the plate of Danish toward her. “Eat one.”
“I’m not hun-”
His gaze narrowed. “Try.”
She sighed heavily, then picked up a cheese Danish. “Fine. I’ll try. Although Yoda said there is no try. There is do, or do not. Or was it do or not do? I can never remember.”
Joe’s expression didn’t change. Nor did he offer an opinion.
He returned his attention to the paper.
“You’re not very friendly,” she said.
“Do you need me to be?”
“It wouldn’t kill you to make an attempt. Or should I apologize? Oh, Joe, I’m terribly sorry my kidnapping is interfering with your regular life. Silly me. I should have arranged it for a different month.”
“I heard you were a pain in the ass,” he said.
The words meant nothing, she told herself, even as she felt their sting.
“But you’re not a victim,” he added. “Good for you.”
Not sure what to say to that, she reached for another Danish and tore it in half.
“Did you fight them?” he asked.
It took her a second to figure out he meant the kidnappers. “Yes, but there were four of them, and I’m not exactly buff. I did get in a good head butt though.” And she hadn’t allowed the fear to control her. When it got bad at night, she reminded herself of that.
“You’re tougher than you look,” he said.
She wasn’t sure what that meant, or what it had to do with him being friendly.
“How was it?” he asked.
She glanced down and realized that she’d finished the second Danish. She pressed one hand to her stomach. The acid burn was gone.
“Delicious,” she said.
“Have another.”
“Don’t push me, sailor. I have connections.”
He chuckled. “I bet you do.”
A car pulled up out front.
“Brenna,” Joe said as he stood. “I’ll alert the security team.”
Darcy finished her cup of coffee and carried it to the sink. She rinsed it and set it in the dishwasher as the back door burst open and Brenna stepped inside.
“Oh my God, I’ve gained three pounds in the past
Darcy laughed. “It wasn’t bad.”
“I knew it. And you’re so damn skinny. Look at you.” She stopped and covered her mouth with her finger. “Oh, can I say
“You can say anything you want. I’ll say
“It does. Okay, let’s go. I hear the Danish calling my name, and if I stay here, I’ll give in.”
Darcy followed her outside, where she was greeted by a large golden retriever.
“This is Max,” Brenna said as the huge dog sniffed and licked and wagged his tail so hard his whole back end shook. “He likes everybody.”
“I guess.” Darcy bent down to hug him and received a quick doggie kiss for her efforts. “Are you a handsome boy?”
Max yelped in agreement.
“This is going to be a modified tour,” Brenna said as she patted her belly. “We’ll take carts, which limits where we can go. But you’ll get a feel for things. Plus, if you’re interested, you can go exploring on your own.”
Just then two golf carts came around the house. Joe drove one, while Alex piloted the other. Paige sat beside him.
“Or not,” Brenna said. “Will they let you go out on your own?”
“Not anytime soon.” Darcy hated that protection was necessary, and even worse, that she wanted it. She hated being afraid.
“Ready?” Joe asked as he stopped beside Brenna.
“Yes, but I’m driving,” she said. “If you argue, I’ll take you down.”
He grinned. “You can drive.”
“Men like it when we take charge,” Brenna said. “I don’t know why, but I accept it as a secret of the universe.”
Darcy appreciated the advice, but she was more intrigued by her Secret Service agents. She’d only ever seen them in suits-black, navy, dark gray. But today both Paige and Alex were in jeans and T-shirts. Paige looked great, but Alex seemed awkward, as if he wasn’t comfortable in his own skin.
“Wow, casual,” she said, strolling over to their cart. “What gives?”
“We’re blending in,” Paige said.
Darcy turned to Alex. “You need to relax a little. You’re not blending.”
“We haven’t completed our reconnaissance of the property. There are areas that aren’t secured.”
“Don’t worry,” Brenna said as she slid behind the wheel of the other cart. “We won’t go anywhere unsecured.”
“You don’t know where that is,” Alex said between clenched teeth. “I haven’t told you.”
Brenna patted the seat next to her. “Come on, Darcy. Let’s get a move on.”
Five minutes later they were bouncing along the edge of a massive vineyard. Max trotted ahead, then turned back and barked, as if urging them to keep up. Joe sat in the rear of their cart, while Paige and Alex came up