uncertainty of getting the regiment, the offer of command at the Cape, the manly dinner: there would inevitably be but one purpose in calling at Holland
Park…
He climbed into the chaise, not speaking. ‘Hounslow, Major Hervey?’ asked the coachman, holding open the door.
Hervey sighed. ‘Hounslow, Peter; quick as you can.’
X
THE SERPENT’S COILS
Sezincote was the strangest house that Hervey had ever seen. It resembled the Pavilion at Brighton, with its Moghul turrets and tracery, its dome and peacock-tail arches, and yet it was very evidently a gentleman’s house rather than a place of entertainment. The grounds called to mind the abundant gardens of the governor-general’s residence in Calcutta, with all manner of plants patently not native to the country. On the balustrades of an ornamental bridge over a stream that watered the ‘paradise garden’ were little statues of Brahmin bulls – Nandi, ‘the happy one’ – and at a remove from the house itself stood Sir Charles Cockerell’s bedroom, an octagon fashioned like a rajah’s tent, tall poles supporting a canopy, and arch-windows, and a
‘Wellington’s brother got him the baronetcy,’ explained Somervile, not entirely unkindly, as a footman unpacked Hervey’s valises. ‘I am very glad you could come. Cockerell’s is not a bad ear to have.’
‘Was it he who had the house Indianized, or his brother?’
‘It was he. Another brother was the architect, with the Daniells. And Repton, I think, did the garden.’
‘I liked it very much, after first overcoming my surprise.’
‘The King visited, when he was Prince of Wales, which is why he decided on his pleasure dome in Brighton, apparently.’
‘Indeed?’ said Hervey, staring rather absently from a window towards the formal water gardens. ‘I look forward to taking a good turn about the grounds tomorrow.’ He turned sharply, as if steeling himself. ‘What is the order for this evening?’
‘A
Hervey looked at him, with a frowning challenge.
‘Diverted by the thought that so many could imagine it possible. But we’re in Tory country now, to be sure. As well not try saying “Catholic”, Hervey. “Papist” is preferred among the gentry. They would have feted you last night, had they known.’
Hervey shrugged. ‘That is as well. I should be loath to disabuse them and mistreat Sir Charles’s hospitality.’
Somervile smiled conspiratorially. ‘Oh, and I should say: there’s music again, but Lady C has dismissed the band which entertained us so agreeably last night, and the party’s to provide it instead. You’ll not be expected to perform, though; not on your first night here. Emma and I have something, and your Lady Lankester.’
Hervey frowned again. ‘Somervile, she is not
‘Ah, then you have had second thoughts?’
‘Not at all, only that it’s a presumption to speak that way. I rather think I should not have said anything now. It was ungallant.’
Somervile threw an orange at him hard. ‘Oh, perfect knight!’
Hervey fumbled the catch.
‘Hands not what they were, Major Hervey?’
‘They are quite safe, I assure you.’
Somervile rose. ‘Come down at once when you’re dressed to meet our host. It’s a pity you did not arrive a little earlier: Emma and your lady were teaing together in the orangery – rather a useful
Somervile was being frivolous, Hervey knew full well, but Somervile’s frivolity was invariably laced with substantial intent. What the substance was this time, he could not be sure: but he would have need of a
‘And that dog of hers!’
‘Dog?’ said Hervey, as if this would mean some recalculation. ‘I did not know there was a dog.’
‘If you could call it that. An Italian greyhound.’
‘I think them delightful!’
‘Then you had better go to it, for it bit me.’
Hervey laughed. ‘It sensed an unadoring presence perhaps?’
‘Mm. Shall you wear regimentals this evening?’ ‘I had not thought to. Would it be remiss?’ ‘It is a private party. But our host might deem it a courtesy.’
No one seemed to be out much in regimentals in London, Hervey remarked, but the country was always a late follower of fashion. ‘Very well.’
‘No doubt it will serve your purpose, too. What female heart can withstand a red coat?’
‘Somervile, you read too many novels! And my coat is blue, not red.’
‘It is
‘Who writes such nonsense?’
‘Hervey, my dear fellow, I could have written it myself! But we know that Lady Lankester must not have had military dolls in the nursery to harden
With some force Hervey threw back the orange (which his friend caught deftly with one hand). ‘Somervile! I wonder that you asked her to accompany you at all with so low an opinion of her.’
‘Not low, my dear Hervey, not low. Her temperature is of no concern to me.’
The acquaintance between the Somerviles and Kezia Lankester had begun firmly and happily in Calcutta, and after the death of Sir Ivo, Emma and her husband had stood not as mere friends but