Too Many Murders

“Yes, unfortunately.”

“Come on, Carmine, Myron’s not impressionable,” said Abe.

“I wouldn’t worry if she were another gold-digging bimbo, but she’s not. Her face might not have the power to launch a thousand ships, but her job combined with her intelligence just might. Still, it’s not my business. How’s Special Agent Kelly doing?”

Corey and Abe laughed. “Not pleased when he found his filing cabinet on untouchable territory without that warrant, and he’ll have to go to Hartford to find a federal judge. So we sent him to see Doubting Doug Thwaites.”

Carmine joined their mirth. “Brilliant! He’ll be hours.”

Carmine, Corey and Abe decided to eat in the Cornucopia cafeteria, where, to Abe and Corey’s surprise, Carmine led the way to a roomy table where Michael Donald Sykes was eating a lonely lunch. Carmine’s prey-for such he clearly was-looked uneasy at first, then rather pleased.

“Don’t you have a ticket to the executive dining room?” Carmine asked, unloading his New England clam chowder, chicken-and-rice, and lime Jell-O with pears and cream.

“If I want it,” Sykes said defensively.

“Isn’t the food upscale from this?”

“That’s the trouble, it is. Also more expensive. I like eating plain. Besides, you’ve met Philip Smith-would you want to listen to him discussing which wine to have with his escaloppes de veau? What a pain that guy is!”

“Not a wine buff, Mr. Sykes?” Corey asked.

“I’m not an anything buff when it comes to food or drink,” said Mr. Sykes. “Model soldiers, now, that’s different!”

“Shiloh spread out in the basement, huh?” Abe asked.

Sykes looked scornful. “No! I’m a Napoleonic era man! Austerlitz and Marengo.”

“And Waterloo?” Carmine enquired.

“Waterloo is like the Civil War-common.”

“How common is wealth among the Cornucopia executives?” Carmine asked, wondering if Mr. Sykes’s war games extended to military takeovers of industrial giants. That would certainly lift his basement activities out of the common way.

“Apart from me and Erica Davenport, they’re all as rich as Croesus.” Michael Donald Sykes carefully cut his Jell-O into cubes and topped each one with a dollop of cream. “It’s an old-boy network- Mayflower families, fancy prep schools, Chubb University. It wouldn’t surprise me if they were all related. Desmond Skeps’s father was well heeled, you know, otherwise he would never have found the capital to establish Cornucopia. Up until 1938 he’d manufactured parts for automobiles, but it was chickenfeed, couldn’t have funded Cornucopia. Yet he had the clout to call on enough private loans among his friends from family and school to do it. But he was too smart to part with shares. As soon as the Second World War was raking in the money, he paid his loans back with interest and sat on the company like a dog with a dinosaur bone.”

Well, well, thought Carmine, leaning back. Mr. Sykes might dwell in a limbo between middle and top management, but he sure knows all the dirt. A wonderful thing, the soul of a gossip.

“So where does Philip Smith fit in?” he asked.

“A Skeps connection by blood or marriage, certainly. Hugely rich! You always know how rich they are by the size of their salaries and perks. Like a vast fortune automatically entitles you to more. Take Gus Purvey, managing director of Landmark Machines-that’s a polite term for field and naval guns. Not one of the biggest or most profitable subsidiaries, but Gus Purvey earns almost as much as Phil Smith. On a par with Fred Collins of Polycorn Plastics, and Wallace Grierson of Dormus-turbine engines. Their take-home pay would stagger you, Captain. It would stagger the President of the United States of America, for that matter. Whatever they work for, it isn’t the money. Every last one of them could live the life of a playboy until he died, and still not have dented what he’s got.”

“The Puritan work ethic?” suggested Abe.

“Or the impulse to make even more?” asked Corey.

“Huh!” Michael Donald Sykes sucked up the last cube of Jell-O. “I don’t believe it’s any of those reasons. I believe that the life of a playboy would bore them, but they can’t stand being at home all day with their wives. They’re avoiding their wives without the grief of philandering. I mean, can you see Philip Smith working up a sweat fucking? Nah! Never happen.”

“Sykes is a cuckoo,” said Corey as they departed.

“Maybe, but we know more about the men at the top of the Cornucopia heap,” said Carmine, very satisfied. “Philip Smith, Gus Purvey, Fred Collins and Wallace Grierson. Fine old WASP names, apparently accompanied by fortunes in the league of Scrooge McDuck. I know I have to dig deep into the contents of Special Agent Kelly’s filing cabinet, but I also have to dig into those four gentlemen, all of whom have the money to hire assassins.”

“Speak of the devil,” Carmine said not a minute later, when Special Agent Kelly appeared out of the elevator. “How goes it?” he asked amiably. “Get your warrant?”

“Tell me something, Captain, is everyone in this pint-sized state a total eccentric? My bosses are convinced Commissioner Silvestri is ready for the men in white coats, and the judge who finally issued me a warrant is like someone out of Longfellow!”

“Longfellow is a poet,” said Carmine, “who didn’t versify about eccentrics. But I’m glad you got your warrant.”

“Yes, and my filing cabinet,” Kelly said triumphantly. “Too soon for you to bust into it, lucky for you. But one thing-how did you wind up with Delia Carstairs? When the Director heard that she’d finally left the NYPD, he tried to get her, but she’d fallen down a crack somewhere.”

“A crack named Holloman. She’s a total eccentric, you see,” Carmine said gravely. He jerked his head at a vacant table in the cafeteria, rapidly emptying. “In here, Special Agent, only that’s the last time I’m calling you something so clumsy. From now on, it’s Ted. I’m Carmine, no diminutive. Corey and Abe here are going back to Desmond Skeps’s offices while you and I have a little chat.”

They sat down.

“Okay, espionage,” Carmine said. “To me, the word means the selling of official secrets to an enemy power or nation, and I daresay it could be extrapolated to include enemy individuals. If Cornucopia is involved, then I presume the espionage isn’t of a place nature-plans, routines, locations. I would guess the secrets are tangible- advances in atomic reactors, analytical apparatus, plastics-a whole slew of stuff. Am I right?”

Kelly was staring at him, stunned. “How did you work that out?” he asked.

“I would have thought it was obvious to anyone with half a brain, Ted. I know you-know of you, rather. It was only a question of time before I remembered that you’re an espionage agent. And why else would the FBI be here? A murder? No, no matter how important the victim. The sensitive nature of Cornucopia’s contracts? Not unless the firm was already under scrutiny and Skeps’s murder confirmed federal suspicions. I’m right, aren’t I?”

“Oh, yes,” Kelly said grimly. “Someone here has been giving secrets to the Communists for two years.”

“How did you find out?”

“When a top-secret missile fuel governor was stolen from the Russians with great pain and some loss of life. It turned out that the governor was ours, invented by Cornucopia Research. The Reds hadn’t even bothered to modify it.”

“Someone at Cornucopia Research is the villain?”

“If he is, we can’t find a trace of him. It’s not Duncan MacDougall. He had the same kind of job at PetroBrit, and they’ve never lost the schematics of a pencil sharpener. The trouble is the same trouble we always have with private industry-people come and go anywhere they want if they’ve got the rank. Security? It’s a piece of paper you put in a safety deposit box.”

“You’re talking about the fat cats at the top?”

“Sure.”

“Why would they steal for the Reds? They don’t need money, and it’s hard to doubt their patriotism.”

“It’s hard to doubt anyone’s patriotism, Carmine, but treason happens. It’s ideological when money’s not the object of the game. I say ‘game’ because I’ve encountered two spies who did it to show how clever they were.”

“But they slipped up in the end. What else has gone?”