She flashed me a smile. 'I'd like it to be a complete surprise.'
'I'm not too sure I'm ready for it.'
'Trust me,' she said. She ran a light and turned left to a chorus of horns. 'I just know you're going to love Pampering Hands. When I'm tense and tired, there's nothing better. I try to go at least once a week.'
We glided down Rodeo Drive, Elise's blood-red Rolls Royce convertible getting plenty of stares. She patted the pale cream leather of her seat. 'Birthday present from Dave. Sensational car, isn't it?'
I smiled at her, warmed by her unaffected pleasure in luxury. 'Terrif,' I said, 'but I'd worry every time I parked, in case someone scratched it.'
Elise gave a airy wave. 'When I'm out I never park the thing myself. There's always valet.'
The proof of this statement was demonstrated when we drew up at the curb in front of a gorgeous little building made to look like a miniature Greek temple. Almost before we'd stopped, two blokes wearing black jumpsuits with the words pampering hands spa on their chests had our doors open.
'Ms. Deer! Welcome to Pampering Hands!'
We were met at the door by a slim young woman wearing a white tunic and sandals. 'Ms. Deer! How wonderful to see you again.'
She turned her smile on me. It wavered for a moment when she saw my black eye, which was now an interesting shade of khaki, and my still-swollen nose. Even so, I thought she might still say it was wonderful to see me too, but she didn't. 'And your guest…?'
'G'day. Call me Kylie,' I said.
'What a lovely name.'
'It's Aboriginal for boomerang.'
The woman seemed a bit thrown by this. 'How fascinating.'
She glided off toward a big stone altar affair and consulted a screen set into its surface. 'Ah!' she exclaimed with professional delight. 'Ms. Deer, I see you've chosen for yourself our ultra-detoxifying mud wrap, followed by a Ayurvedic Shirodhara. And for your friend…'
'Kylie,' I said.
'And for Kylie you've chosen a salt exfoliation, followed by the Pampering Hands full-body massage. An excellent regimen for one's first visit to our wonderful spa. And then, of course, both of you will complete your pampering with a relaxing Pampering Hands mineral salts spa bath.'
As she led us down a white marble corridor, I said to Elise, 'I can make a stab at what a mud wrap might be, but what's the thing you're having after it?'
Overhearing me, the young woman said in reverent tones, 'Ayurvedic Shirodhara is a wonderful, ancient East Indian ritual. Warm sesame oil is poured over the third eye in one's forehead, followed by an Indian head massage. We highly recommend it, to release blocked energy and to clear the mind.'
'Sounds wonderful,' I said, with just a touch of mockery.
She gave me a patronizing smile. 'Would you like me to explain your salt exfoliation and full-body massage?'
'Please don't. Let's leave it as a wonderful surprise.'
I was left alone in a candlelit room, furnished with a massage table. I felt its surface and found it was heated. Beside was a chrome bench covered with a multitude of exotically shaped bottles containing lotions and oils. I discovered they were warmed too. My skin prickled: Someone was watching me.
A short, tunic-clad woman with alarmingly muscled arms had soft-footed it into the room. 'I'm Veeda,' she hissed, peering at me with an evaluating stare. 'Your first time here at Pampering Hands Spa?'
'Too right.'
'Please disrobe completely.'
'What? Everything?'
'Everything.'
I met up with Elise again in the mineral salts spa bath. 'Phew,' I said, slipping into the bubbling water beside her. 'I'm exfoliated and massaged to the billy-oh. There isn't a bit of me that hasn't been pounded and squeezed.'
'You didn't absolutely love every moment?' She seemed astonished.
'I'm not used to total strangers getting quite that intimate with my body,' I said.
'Who was your masseuse?'
'Veeda.'
'Oh,
'Crikey, she sure does.'
'But don't you feel relaxed?' Elise asked. 'Renewed?'
I wriggled my shoulders. 'You know,' I said, 'I think I do.'
Elise discussed the spa for a few moments, stopped to point out she was sure she'd seen Barbara Walters in the adjacent massage room, then said, mega-casually, 'How's the investigation going?'
'Investigation?'
'Oh, come on, Kylie. Don't play dumb with me. You know what I'm talking about. The whole Jarrod Perkins thing.'
'Didn't Dave tell you all about it? He hired us.'
Elise frowned heavily. 'Dave won't discuss the matter. He's suddenly developed the old-fashioned idea that his wife should be protected from harsh reality.'
'What harsh reality?'
'That's what I'd like to know,' said Elise. 'Frankly, I'm worried Dave is hiding something from me.'
Feeling like a real detective, I weighed up what searching question I should ask. The best I could come up with was, 'Do you think he had something to do with the murder?'
This amused Elise. 'Dave kill someone? He hasn't got the guts. And even if he did, I could handle it. It's something a lot more serious.'
More serious than murder? 'What is it?' I asked.
'The most important thing in the world. Money. Think what the publicity could do to Deerdoc if the murder investigation gets too close.'
'I thought any publicity was good publicity.'
Elise made a face. 'Not with Dave's clients.' She dropped her voice so low I could hardly hear her above the bubbling water. 'I'm not expecting you to break confidences, but one Aussie to another, I'm asking you to warn me if the shit's going to hit the fan in a big way. I want to get out with my finances intact, no matter what happens to Dave. Know what I mean?'
I knew what she meant.
NINETEEN
I spent the rest of the week working on my private eye skills. Harriet and Lonnie gave me preliminary lessons on using public records to background individuals, and showed me how to trace people who had skipped to avoid debt or responsibilities like child care payments.
This exercise got a bit more interesting when Randy Romaine skipped bail and disappeared.
Bob took me out in his car and demonstrated moving surveillance. It was fun learning how to follow someone without being noticed. Then I practiced on unsuspecting motorists. Mostly the techniques were common sense, like putting several cars between you and the subject, and driving by then doubling back if the subject turns into a service station. Some things, though, I'd never thought of before.
One was, Bob said with a wink, illegal. This was to get at the subject's vehicle when it was parked. Using a pen or screwdriver, a small hole was punched in one of the plastic brake light covers. This made the car much easier to follow, even in heavy traffic, as every time the driver braked a bright white spot of light blinked on.
I didn't see much of Ariana. She had a deposition in Nevada and then a court appearance in Santa
