‘Not a problem. Thanks.’ I made sure I chose one about three neck sizes too big so it didn’t strangle me when I did up the top button.
The greeter was as happy as he was going to get with my turnout. ‘If Sir would like to follow me . . .’ In my chunky-checked sports jacket, crumpled white shirt and red-striped kipper tie, I looked like the star of a seventies detective series.
He navigated me into the lounge. A dozen or so men were sitting either at the bar or at tables. The panelling gave the place the feeling of an old colonial club, where retired colonels hatched plots over a few G-and-Ts and a bowl of Bombay mix, or Mark Thatcher’s mates cooked up get-rich-quick schemes. Big picture windows overlooked the first tee. In the distance, the sun was winding down for the day, dipping towards the horizon.
A white guy in a dark suit detached himself from the bar and came towards me, hand outstretched. ‘Nick, right?’ His accent was as thick as his legs and forearms. These people must eat meat eight times a day.
‘Lex?’
We shook. His face was so tanned it had cracks, and his hair so sun-bleached he must have showered in Domestos for the last fifty years.
He led me back to the bar. ‘Listen, man, I don’t need to know how your flight was. Just tell me you have the money.’ He laughed loudly at what I hoped was a joke. His teeth sparkled. Maybe he cleaned them with Domestos too. ‘If that’s a yes, I’ll get you into the shit. Then, if you and this woman manage to meet up
Fuck the money. I’d find a way out of that in a minute. ‘When do we go?’
Maybe I’d suggest Silky paid him double when he got her back here, but I somehow doubted Lex spent too much time thinking long term.
‘Drink?’ He signalled the bartender. ‘I’m having a Cutty Sark.’
‘Water – I’m gagging here.’
A familiar voice boomed behind us: ‘And mine’s a pint of Castle.’
I nearly fell back on to the bar. Lex chuckled away to himself as he took control of another whisky. Sam held out a hand. I wasn’t sure if it was to shake or pull me upright. ‘You all right, Nick? Been a long time . . .’
We shook, but I didn’t have a clue what I was going to say or do after that. I’d spent too long replaying the film in my head of Annabel diving into the dirt and the little kid slipping out of my hands . . . ‘I kept meaning to, you know, drop you a postcard . . . If I knew, well, you know . . .’ Then I noticed he had a huge smile on his face: he seemed genuinely happy to see me.
He was more burned than tanned, but ageing well: his face was growing softer rather than harder.
‘What’s your secret, Sam? Oil of Olay?’
‘Not on your life, son. Holy water!’
I might have guessed. Perhaps that explained the smile. Sam was still in the forgiveness business.
Lex raised a hand the size of a baseball glove. ‘Hold on there, Padre. Before you launch into the sermon, I want to make sure Nick’s brought enough for the collection. Today, sinners, it’s going to a very worthy cause: the Lex Kallembosch Retirement Fund.’
Sam looked shocked. ‘You old devil. You charging him for a flight you’re making anyway? How much?’
Was this a set-up? Were they taking the piss?
‘Bargain basement, man. Ten large, US. Nick’s rescuing a poor little rich girl so he needs to spread his good fortune about a bit.’
It was Sam’s turn to laugh. I was glad he found it funny. I was wondering what other juicy little bits of intelligence Crazy Dave had passed along the bush telegraph – and starting to regret separating the manipulative shit from his wheelchair.
‘What’s ten grand to you?’ Sam asked. ‘Your tonic-water bill comes to more than that. Tell you what, you old miser, we’ll have eighteen holes when we get back, and when I win the slate’s clean, OK?’
‘But you’ll lose.’
‘I won’t.’ Sam turned back to me and took a swig of his beer. ‘Where you staying?’
‘Do I need anywhere? I was thinking we could leave today.’
He didn’t give me the answer I was hoping for. ‘We need to make tracks as well, but can’t until the morning. Lex has to wait for a delivery.’ He clapped me on the shoulder. ‘Stay at my place. It’s not far.’
Sam took a couple of parting swigs, and I picked up the tiny bottle of water I’d been given instead of the litre I’d been hoping for.
He clapped Lex on the shoulder too. ‘Eighteen holes, you old fraud. As soon as we get back.’
3
Sam leaned against the cloakroom wall as I changed back into my own gear. I tried to keep the conversation focused on Silky. No matter how much time he spent in Bible class, anything else would open a can of shit I could do without. For all his goodwill, I felt uneasy around him. I had to keep thinking of ways to avoid opening that can.
I rezipped my jeans and concentrated hard on doing up my belt. ‘What time we leaving?’
‘About five from the house. We’ll drive to meet up with Lex. The cargo should be there by then.’
‘When Hendrika said we were meeting in a bar, I didn’t expect Cape Town’s answer to Blenheim Palace.’ I pulled my rancid sweatshirt over my head as I struggled to think of what to say next. ‘I didn’t expect you to be riding shotgun, either. Crazy Dave left that bit out of the brochure.’
‘That’s because although Crazy Dave thinks he knows what’s going on here, he actually knows zip. He knows Lex from his wild, wild Bosnian women, whisky and gun-running days, and he knows I’m somewhere in the picture, but it’s been a while since I put my trust in Mammon – especially if it hails from the Herefordshire region . . .’
I still didn’t know if Sam was taking the piss, or handing me a formal invitation to open the shit can. I kept fucking about with the sweatshirt to avoid getting any eye to eye, and left the air empty for him to fill. I felt hugely relieved when he did.
‘Either way, he doesn’t have a clue about what we do here. It’s a private enterprise, very private. And we like to keep it that way.’
I whipped the neck of the sweatshirt over my head and bent down to fasten my boots. I knew he was gagging for me to ask who ‘we’ were and what the ‘private enterprise’ was. That bit of the kid was still knocking about in Sam’s head.
Was he playing with me? It was pointless flapping about the timings: we weren’t leaving until the morning and that was that. There was nothing I could do but make sure my cell had a signal and hope that I’d get a call.
We walked out of the clubhouse and back into the sunlight. The big orange ball was still sitting on the line that separated the sky from the sea. Sam slipped on a pair of designer shades and I stopped to dig my cheap plastic filling-station pair out of the holdall.
We were following a path that I expected to take us to the car park. Instead, Sam stopped by an electric golf cart standing in a lay-by. He saw the look on my face. ‘It’s OK, we don’t have time for a round.’
He jumped in behind the wheel. I threw my bag on to the back seat and off we went with a gentle electric whine.
Sam didn’t look to left or right as we followed the green Tarmac path that snaked round the edge of the course. ‘I guess you’d like to know what I got up to after I arrived back in Kinshasa?’
He had the can of shit in his hand, and his finger in the ring pull.
‘I heard you’d become one of God’s patrol commanders. I thought you’d maybe have a white collar on by now, doing weddings, funerals and Highland flings in some Jock parish.’
‘That sort of thing isn’t me, you know that.’ He grinned. ‘Apart from the flings, obviously.’
He was doing it again. These games had a set of rules I didn’t completely understand. I wanted to keep it simple: the past, back in its box; the immediate future, a lift on a plane.
We seemed to be heading for a cluster of rather grand mansions about a K away, a stone’s throw from the sea. We rolled past a big colonial-style spread with fancy iron gates. Four guys were painting them with sheets over
