Spotted Hemlock

‘Seaside hotels.’

‘Yes?’

‘We’ve stayed at Bournemouth, Torquay, St Leonards…’ He checked them off on his fingers. ‘Not the most expensive places, needless to say, but well out of my calculations if Norah hadn’t been able to stand Sam. My mother’s a widow, you see. She does what she can, but it doesn’t run to holiday hotels.’

‘Hotels? Yes, I see. No, a student’s finances would scarcely run to those. Did you never try—say—Youth Hostels?’

‘No. Norah was an open-air type, but she hated hiking or cycling. After all, as she used to point out, she had the money and so it had to be an hotel or nothing. Otherwise, as I say, she preferred to stay with her aunt, and, of course, that was an hotel, too, in its way.’

‘I see. An hotel or—nothing.’ She gave him every chance to repair what seemed to her a serious, and therefore a very important, omission, but he merely repeated, with another agonised glance at the clock:

‘That’s right. An hotel or nothing.’

‘Well, I had better leave you to dress and get round in time for the beginning of the Sunday licensing hours,’ said Dame Beatrice, with her crocodile grin. He laughed awkwardly, and got up as she rose from her chair.

‘Sorry if I made myself obvious,’ he said. ‘But, as a matter of fact… promised to meet some chaps for a game of darts. If you don’t get there when they open, you miss the chance of the board. Popular game, darts, you’d be surprised.’

‘Not at all,’ replied his reptilian visitor. ‘I throw quite a pretty dart myself when called upon to play, although not, at my age, in a public house.’

‘Really?’ He went to the mantelpiece and picked up three beautiful darts. ‘These are mine. Rather nice, I think.’

Dame Beatrice took one from his hand and balanced it in her palm. Then she went to the back wall of the room and studied a mark in the wallpaper. As she had suspected, it was a small hole made by a nail which, no doubt, had once supported a picture, but both picture and nail had disappeared. She retired to the hearthrug, flicked the dart, and said:

‘What did I tell you?’

‘Well, I’m damned!’ He spoke with awe. The dart was firm in the nail-hole.

‘ “But, being in, see that the opposed may beware of thee,” ’ quoted Dame Beatrice solemnly. ‘Nothing but hotels? Really? Wouldn’t you like to think again?’

Coles looked thoroughly bewildered.

‘Think again? Why should I? I’m telling the simple truth.’

Dame Beatrice eyed him narrowly. He met her gaze defiantly and then strolled across the shabby room and pulled the dart out of the wall.

‘The simple truth?’ she repeated, on a warning and questioning note. Coles swung round on her, his eyes kindling and his face flushed with anger.

‘Just exactly what are you getting at?’ he demanded. ‘If you’re trying to catch me out, you’ll be disappointed. I’m not hiding anything. I’ve told you I know nothing about Norah’s death, and I’ve told the police the same thing. What is it you expect me to come clean about? You’ve shown me you can play darts. What about cards? What about putting yours on the table?’

‘Very well. Did you not take your wife to a holiday camp at Bracklesea this summer?’

Coles stared.

‘That I most certainly did not.’

‘Well, her aunt thought you did.’

‘What! Did she tell you so?’

‘She most certainly did.’

‘Well, I’m damned! I wonder where she got that idea from? You don’t mean that Norah went to one without me? She’d never do such a thing. She had a strong dislike of hordes of people and of any sort of herd-holiday. She wouldn’t even go on a motor-coach tour because she said the sight-seeing was all regimented and arranged and you couldn’t even choose your own hotels. She—it was the one grouse she had against college—that you had to do things by rule and time-table and what-not, and could never get away from other people. A holiday camp is the last place you’d ever get Norah to go to, I do know that. So, if her aunt thought we went to one, she must be bats.’

‘It is just on twelve o’clock,’ said Dame Beatrice, glancing at her watch, ‘so I must not keep you longer. No doubt your friends will be waiting for you.’

‘Yes, they soon will be. I generally go along on Sunday mornings. A game of darts and a pint don’t cost very much, thank goodness. You don’t blame me, I hope, for not sitting in sackcloth and ashes because I’ve lost my wife?’

‘Certainly not. Enjoy yourself while you can. Did Mrs Coles leave a will?’

‘If she did, I know nothing of it.’

As there was no means of proving the truth of this assertion, Dame Beatrice accepted it at its face value and took her leave. She had food for thought, and, by this time, one very strong conviction.

chapter nine

Discrepancies

‘… come and see, I have discovered the skeleton of a mammoth.’