“We’re sorry,” said Rose. “We didn’t mean to.”
“I know,” I said. “I know. And B, if you get in this habit of telling men the truth, you’ll never find true love and get married.”
“I won’t get married anyway,” said Rose.
“I won’t either,” said Snow.
“How do you know?” I asked.
“It seems really stupid,” said Snow.
“Like cutting off your leg,” said Rose.
“Every marriage is different,” I said.
“Get out,” said Snow.
“Well, you’re supposed to be married,” said Rose. “But now your wife likes someone else better.”
“So soon you won’t be, anymore.”
“More or less accurate,” I conceded.
“Then why are you defending it?” asked Snow.
“Once you were practically normal,” added Rose. “But now you carry a roll of toilet paper around in a greasy disgusting backpack,” and she shuddered visibly.
“We’re just saying,” said Snow, almost apologetic.
It was then that we heard a rare sound — at least, rare to us in the tranquillity of those summer evenings: car tires crunching on gravel in front of the house.
“No way,” breathed Snow.
“Daddy,” said Rose.
“It’s the third time this whole summer,” said Snow.
“The first time lasted for an hour,” Rose told me.
“The second was on my birthday,” said Snow.
“He stayed fifteen minutes.”
“He brought me a gift certificate.”
I tensed up, worried I’d get caught with them. My clothes were heaped on the bank, except for the boxer shorts I wore. There was a clean line of sight if he came around the corner. But I had other clothes in the hangar so all I had to do was swim away — swim across to the part of the shore that was hidden from the house by trees, and from there retreat to my hangar.
“I should go,” I said.
“Don’t worry. We’ll totally distract him,” said Rose.
They climbed up onto the dock, legs dripping. Towels swirled up around their shoulders, feet left wet prints on the dry wood before they slipped into flip-flops. Then the girls were headed up the grassy slope — not running, not eager. Just dutiful.
I felt a rush of thankfulness that I’d never had children to disappoint. Though I wished the girls were my own daughters; even I would have shone in comparison with the gray doll.
I didn’t have his wealth. But still.
I sank down in the water and spied on them, the waterline beneath my nose. I kept my mouth clamped shut.
The suit was undertaker-black this time and I could just make out a silver-colored headset. He talked into the headset as the girls went up the hill to meet him. Rose stepped toward him awkwardly, as though she wanted to embrace, but he held up his hand and shook his head and kept talking, turning around as he paced.
She stepped back.
It occurred to me then that they would be better off if he died, but it was an academic, impersonal thought. It had nothing to do with me.
A second later, it also occurred to me that if someone tore the groom in half, the girls would still have his money but not his cold and persistent disregard.
It was painful, on the other hand, the loss of a father. Even a negligent father. And with the semiretarded mother on the brink of death surprisingly often — due to the repeated self-starving activities, which made her subject to sudden hospital visits — the poor girls might be farmed out to relatives. Separated.
So as quickly as I had it, I gave up the idea of murdering him. You know: murder goes through your head sometimes, and then goes out again. It’s normal, in my opinion.
Anyway, the thought had no bearing on subsequent events.
After a while the father stopped talking into his headset mouthpiece. By that time the girls had already given up and drifted into the house without, as far as I could tell, even a smile of greeting from him. Some fragments of his one-sided conversation floated down to me — a few words in the twilight, “value-added,” “deal structure,” and possibly “red herring.”
Then he, too, disappeared.
What happened later that night was simple, as I would testify.
Around one in the morning, as I lay trying to sleep on the hangar floor, my back started to hurt. It hurt a lot, mainly because there was nothing between me and the cracked cement but a threadbare sleeping bag I’d filched from a Goodwill bin in Albany. During the vanishing act I hadn’t wanted to reveal myself by using my joint-account ATM card. And I had no painkillers left from the prescription stash the girls had given me. So finally, driven by discomfort, I crept out onto the dirt road, pain shooting through my back, grasping my heavy, antique flashlight.
There was a dim glow in the ground-floor windows of the mansion where lamps had been left on, but through those windows I could see no one was reading by their light. The family was sleeping. So I went around behind the house and up the servants’ stairs, taking off my shoes and walking in my sock feet. I found my room as usual and went to sleep myself, so relieved by the comfort of the bed that I forgot my back.
But presently I was woken up. There was a loud, terrible noise. Bleary, I didn’t recognize it at first. I thought it was a cat, in pain or trying to mate. Then I understood it was human — human and female. I sat right up, jolted with fear for those sweet girls. I had to do something, so I grabbed my flashlight and ran out into the corridor.
I didn’t know the house at all, only the route to my secret cubby. So I was stumbling down narrow halls like I was in a maze, basically running blind, this way and that, trying to follow the screaming. It stopped for a short time and I faltered — partly in confusion, partly out of a growing conviction that the sound wasn’t coming from either of the girls. It was too feral and too hoarse. But then it started up again and I ran, tearing up and down halls in a panic, because I couldn’t be sure.
Eventually I came out into a wider hall where lights were ablaze; a long carpet down the middle, and there was the mother. She wore nothing at all and was so emaciated that her jutting ribs resembled zebra stripes. I couldn’t help but notice she was shaved completely bare beneath. And there was the father, in seersucker pajamas, who seemed to be choking or suffocating her. They were thrashing around, and she must have been the one screaming, though now his fingers were over her mouth. He had the upper hand, clearly, being a man and not mentally or physically impaired. A fear seized me — though behind that fear I was relieved that Snow and Rose were not the targets of this violent assault — and without thinking I threw myself into the fray.
The flashlight was the only weapon I had, and as I said, it was heavy.
Before I knew it the groom doll lay upon the ground, the left side of his head stove in.
Once we understood the gravity of the situation, we threw ourselves into reviving him. I knelt beside him and performed CPR, which I’d learned as a lifeguard in the seventies; Rose, in her frilly teddy-bear nightgown, ran to the telephone and called 911; Snow sat, her face solemn, and held one of her father’s limp white hands, which I noticed was almost effeminate in the perfection of its manicure. Only the starving mother, still naked, hung back, sitting with her knobby knees raised to her chin against the far wall’s wainscoting, beneath the pompous portrait of a wattled ancestor.
As you may already be aware, if you’re the type to follow crime-beat or society news stories, the father did not die. In fact — and this is little known — he came out of the hospital substantially improved. It was as though he’d had a personality alteration, the sort that might follow a frontal lobotomy, for instance. He was more pleasant, after he recovered. He had more time for his wife and his children.
I even heard from my lawyer that he sought professional help for the mother. Not for the retardation, I don’t think — there isn’t much they do for that — but for the eating disorder.
