'I like Viktor. It's that major embarrassment at the end of the leash I want to get rid of. Did you have to put that purple bow on her?'
'It's not purple, it's mauve. Have you been this insecure all your life, or does it go along with advancing middle age?'
'I'm not the one that girl thought was Molly's mother.'
'Good thing. Considering how easily your masculinity is threatened, that might have pushed you over the edge.'
The mutually pleasant volleying of insults continued for some time, each verbal serve immediately returned, but with no hard spikes and no balls hit out-of-bounds.
Dan bought her a handblown green and pink glass 'witch's ball' to hang in a sunny window. She bought him a matted black-and-white photograph of the Chicago skyline with a fingernail moon high in the sky.
'I'm gonna hang this in my office. I've been looking for something special to put up.'
As he admired her gift, another set of photographs came into her mind, and some of the pleasure she had been taking in the day faded. As they walked on, she realized she was mutilating the sack that held the glass witch's ball. She wondered if she had the courage, just once, to be honest with a man instead of playing games.
'Dan,' she said softly, 'I'm still upset about your reaction to the
'So much for our nice afternoon.'
'I wish you wouldn't act as though they're pornographic. They're some of Asha Belchoir's best work.'
'They're pictures of a naked woman, is what they are.'
She felt like a fool for even trying to reason with him. 'I can't believe how narrow-minded you are!'
'And I can't believe a die-hard exhibitionist has the gall to criticize me.'
'I'm not an exhibitionist!'
'No offense, Phoebe, but you've taken your clothes off for more people than Gypsy Rose Lee ever did.'
Her temper flared, and she came to a stop next to a clump of mock orange shrubs. 'You redneck jerk! You wouldn't recognize art if it hit you in the head. You have the aesthetic judgment of a-a-'
'Football player?'
'No. A football!'
He whipped off his sunglasses and glared at her. 'Just because I happen to think that nice women should keep their clothes on in public doesn't mean I can't appreciate art.'
'Last week I was a bimbo and now I'm a nice woman. Maybe you'd better make up your mind.'
She saw by his expression that she'd scored a hit, but that wasn't what she wanted. She wasn't interested in putting points on some imaginary Scoreboard; she simply wanted him to understand. Her temper faded, and she slipped her hands into the pockets of her shorts. 'It bothers me a lot that you're trying to make those photos into something sordid. They're not.'
He looked out toward the river, and his voice lost its belligerent edge. 'I can't help it.'
She gazed at him, trying to understand the expression on his face. 'Why? What does it matter to you?'
'I don't know. It just does.'
'Because it reflects on the team?'
'You can't deny that.'
'I'm sorry about the timing.'
'I know that.' He turned to her, and his expression was surprisingly gentle. 'The photographs are beautiful, Phoebe. Both of us know that. But they're still not as pretty as you are.'
They stood there without moving. She gazed into his eyes and felt as if he were pulling her into an embrace. She could feel herself leaning forward, see that he was doing the same. And then Pooh barked, breaking the mood.
He took her arm and propelled her forward. 'Come on. I'm gonna buy you your very own hot dog bun. With a little mustard and pickle relish, you might not notice the best part is missing.'
Taking his cue, she fell into step beside him. 'Do you have any idea what goes into hot dogs?'
'No, and I don't want to know. Unless-Hey, Pooh, you interested in going into the meat industry?'
'That's not funny. Don't listen to him, Pooh.'
He chuckled.
Five minutes later, she was munching on a french fry, while Dan bit into his second hot dog. A wistful note crept into her voice. 'There isn't any possibility, is there, that the Stars are going to win the AFC Championship?'
'I start every season planning to win the Super Bowl.'
'I'm not talking about fantasies, I'm talking about reality.'
'We're going to give it our best, Phoebe. A lot of it depends on whether or not we can stay healthy. Injuries always play a big part. Last year, for example, the Cowboys were a better team than the Sabers, but they lost the Super Bowl because so many of their starters were hurt. Right now we're not playing up to our potential, but things are going to start falling into place soon.'
'This weekend?'
He gave her a rueful smile. 'Probably not that soon.'
'Everybody says the men are grumbling about how hard you're pushing them.'
'That's my job.'
She sighed. 'I know you're looking forward to working for Reed, and I can't really blame you.'
She expected a wisecrack, but instead, Dan looked thoughtful. 'Frankly, I've never been too crazy about your cousin. I'm also getting the distinct impression he's behind some of our bad press. Over the years, he's cultivated a lot of friends in the media.'
Phoebe had suspected the same thing. Still, she could hardly take Dan's statement as a vote of confidence. 'At least he knows something about football.'
'That's true.' He slipped his arm around her shoulders and gave her a comforting squeeze. 'But he sure is going to look funny kissing Bobby Tom.'
Chapter 16
Ron stared down at the field from the skybox window. 'I knew what would happen when I suspended him, but I was hoping it wouldn't be this bad.'
The Stars had been ineffectual against the bloodthirsty Los Angeles Raiders. Jim Biederot was intercepted four times, Bobby Tom couldn't keep his footing, and the defense didn't make the tackles that counted. Phoebe gave one last glance at the final score:
'Never mind,' she said. 'It'll be better next week.'
'We're playing the Giants next week. They only have one loss this season, and that was to the Sabers.'
Before she could respond, one of Bert's cronies came up to talk to him.
The next morning, as she drove to work for the eight o'clock meeting Ron had requested, she once again found herself reliving Saturday afternoon. She couldn't remember the last time she'd had such a wonderful time. From the art fair, the three of them had gone to an area restaurant for an early dinner, and Dan had proved to be as good a listener as he was a storyteller. She'd invited him back to the condo, where he'd talked Molly into modeling all her new clothes for him. His teasing compliments had done more for Molly's self-confidence than anything Phoebe had said. He'd left a little after eight, and she'd spent the rest of the night torturing herself with images of him in bed with his ex-wife.
Unusually heavy traffic on Naper Boulevard held her up, and she arrived at Ron's office a few minutes after eight. Dan was already there. She gave them both a cheerful smile as she took a seat around the conference table and hoped Dan couldn't see how skittish she felt being with him again.
As soon as she was settled, Ron began. 'Now that your suspension is over, Dan, I wanted all of us to have a chance to clear the air. As you're both aware, we've taken some hard hits in the press these past few weeks. This morning's papers are the worst. I received a call at home from our new commissioner last night stating, in the
