chapter 27
A Saturday morning and I'm lying awake with eyes set upon the door when, for the second time, a note is sent fluttering in beneath it. Watch as its corner comes to stick in one of the grooves between the floorboards and its fold swings open to reveal what from this distance appears only as ballpoint hieroglyphics.
I take up my position before the window overlooking the corner of Ontario and Victoria. Outside, a young mother with darting, bulbous eyes pulls a shopping cart with one arm and grips the hand of a bawling kid with the other. It's impossible to tell from this distance (and perhaps from any distance) if it's a boy or a girl. The mother stops at the red light, glances down at the child as though unfamiliar with it and only passingly curious about the source of its apparent torment, and continues on when the light changes. When both have nearly passed from sight the thing attached to its mother's hand swings its head to look directly up at me, sneers in an adult expression of hateful contempt, and resumes its tortured screeching.
How much worse could coffee with old Mrs. Arthurs be?
The Royal George Tea Shop is one of those pathetic Hail Britannia places one still finds in certain small Ontario towns. Cramped cafes distinguished by portraits of the young Chuck and Di on every tray, apron, and mug, framed prints of the Queen hanging from all available vantages of paneled wall, and Union Jacks providing the only color to offset the gray faces of the patrons and smoke-stained lace on every table. A small chalkboard lists the daily specials in a shaky hand (sausage rolls, eggs and beans, Salisbury steak). Upon opening the front door I'm greeted by turned blank faces interrupted from the slurping intake of tea the color of sidewalk puddles, along with the clamor from a string of bells tacked to the door to alert all near-deaf ears to any new presence.
''Mr. Crane!'' Mrs. Arthurs calls out from a table at the back, waving her knobbly hand and shaking the roll of loose skin under her arm in welcome. The dead faces mutter and cluck in recognition.
''Hello, Mrs. Arthurs. How are you?'' I settle myself into the small chair jammed between the table and the wall behind it.
''Fine. And you?''
''Satisfactory. Just wondering why it was you decided to call me. And more to the point, how you knew
''Ah. People know things round here, don't you know.''
''I see.''
''And as for the
''No?''
''No.''
She opens her eyes wide and sips from her cup, holding it in both of her gnarled hands. When the waitress comes round I order coffee and tell myself that as soon as I've chugged it down, I'm out of here.
''Well, then?''
''I didn't tell you about how the Lady has visited me herself,'' she says.
Her voice lowered to a whisper now but the words are nimble and clear. The chalky circles of rouge on her cheeks warmed by the rush of real color.
''Mr. Crane, you'll think me a madwoman for saying this, no doubt, but I know that the Lady is real, and that she's a demon. A
''Mrs. Arthurs, those girls aren't
''Let me tell you a story. It won't take a second.''
The coffee arrives and as I stick my forefinger through the china handle I'm glad to feel that it's only lukewarm.
''When my husband returned from the war he was young--we were
Mrs. Arthurs lifts her cup again and buries her nose inside it, emerging a moment later with a watery sign. Beneath the hoods over her eyes a clear syrup gathers at the rim.
''Well, you can imagine our pleasure, Mr. Crane. Our firstborn, and the most beautiful thing either of us'd ever seen. Now, I know
Now it's my turn at my own cup, and in a single gulp I down the contents and place my hands at the table's edge. The old woman straightens herself, dries her eyes with a quick swipe from the back of her moth-holed cardigan, and goes on with increased volume and pace.
''Elizabeth was only a year old when she started to have her troubles. When I'd get up in the middle of the night to look in on her she'd be lying on her back so
She sucks her lips into her mouth and the wrinkles in her cheeks disappear, the skin pulled tight over the bones. For a moment she's a worried young mother again, confessing shameful fears. But when she releases her lips to continue, the widowed decades return along with her cracked voice.
''I could