Chapter 3
Elizabeth was muttering to herself as she entered Danbury House that morning. Truth be told, she'd been muttering to herself the entire walk over. She had promised Susan that she would try to practice Mrs. Seeton's edicts on Lady Danbury's new estate manager, but she didn't see how she could do this without immediately breaking Edict Number Two:
NEVER SEEK OUT A MAN. ALWAYS FORCE HIM TO COME TO YOU.
Elizabeth supposed that was one rule she was going to have to break. She also wondered how to reconcile Edicts Three and Five, which were:
YOU MUST NEVER BE RUDE. A HIGHBORN GENTLEMAN NEEDS A LADY WHO IS THE EPITOME OF GRACE, DIGNITY, AND GOOD MANNERS.
And:
NEVER SPEAK TO A MAN FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES. IF YOU END THE CONVERSATION, HE WILL FANTASIZE OVER WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID NEXT.
EXCUSE YOURSELF AND DISAPPEAR TO THE LADIES' RETIRING ROOM IF YOU MUST. HIS FASCINATION WITH YOU WILL GROW IF HE THINKS YOU HAVE OTHER MATRIMONIAL POSSIBILITIES.
This was where Elizabeth was really confused. It seemed to her that even if she excused herself, it was rather rude to leave a conversation after only five minutes. And according to Mrs. Seeton, a highborn man needed a lady who was never rude.
And that didn't even begin to include all of the other rules Susan had yelled at her as she left the house that morning. Be charming. Be sweet. Let the man talk. Don't let on if you're smarter than he is.
With all this nonsense to worry about, Elizabeth was rapidly warming to the idea of remaining Miss Hotchkiss, aging spinster, indefinitely.
When she entered Danbury House, she proceeded immediately to the drawing room, as was her habit. Sure enough, Lady Danbury was there, sitting in her favorite chair, scribbling out some sort of correspondence and muttering to herself as she did so. Malcolm was lazing on a wide windowsill. He opened one eye, judged Elizabeth unworthy of his attention, and went back to sleep.
'Good morning, Lady Danbury,' Elizabeth said with a shake of her head. “Would you like me to do that for you?'' Lady Danbury suffered from achy joints, and Elizabeth frequently wrote out her correspondence for her.
But Lady Danbury just shoved the paper into a drawer. 'No, no, not at all. My fingers feel quite the thing this morning.' She flexed her hands and jabbed them in the air at Elizabeth, like a witch casting some sort of spell. 'See?'
'I'm glad you're feeling so well,' Elizabeth replied hesitantly, wondering if she'd just been hexed:
“Yes, yes, a very fine day. Very fine indeed. Provided, of course, you don't go and start reading to me from the Bible again.'
'I wouldn't dream of it.'
'Actually, there is something you can do for me.'
Elizabeth raised her blond brows in question.
'I need to see my new estate manager. He is working in an office adjoining the stables. Could you fetch him for me?''
Elizabeth managed to keep her jaw from falling open at the very last minute. Brilliant! She was going to get to see the new estate manager and she wasn't going to have to break Edict Number Two doing it.
Well, technically she supposed that she still was seeking him out, but it couldn't really count if she'd been ordered to do so by her employer.
'Elizabeth!' Lady Danbury said loudly.
Elizabeth blinked. 'Yes?'
“Pay attention when I speak to you. It is quite unlike you to daydream.'
Elizabeth couldn't help but grimace at the irony. She hadn't daydreamed in five years. She'd once dreamed of love, and marriage, and of going to the theater, and of traveling to France. But all of that had stopped when her father died and her new responsibilities made it obvious that her secret thoughts were mere pipe dreams, destined never to come true. 'I'm terribly sorry, my lady,' she said.
Lady Danbury's lips twisted in such a way that Elizabeth knew she wasn't truly annoyed. 'Just fetch him,' Lady D said.
'At once,' Elizabeth said with a nod.
“He has brown hair and brown eyes and is quite tall.
Just so you know of whom I'm speaking.'
“Oh, I met Mr. Siddons yesterday. I bumped into him while I was leaving for home.'
'Did you?' Lady Danbury looked perplexed. 'He didn't mention anything.'
Elizabeth cocked her head in puzzlement. “Was there any reason he should have done? I'm not likely to have any effect upon his employment here.'
'No. No, I suppose not.' Lady Danbury wrinkled her mouth again, as if she were considering some great, unsolved philosophical problem. 'Off with you, then. I shall require your company once I'm through with J-er, Mr. Siddons. Oh, and while I am consulting with him, you may bring me my embroidery.'
Elizabeth fought back a groan. Lady Danbury's idea of embroidering consisted of watching Elizabeth embroider and giving her copious instruction and supervision as she did so. And Elizabeth hated to embroider. She did more than enough sewing at home, what with all the clothing that needed mending.
'The green pillowcase, I think, not the yellow one,' Lady Danbury added.
Elizabeth nodded distractedly and backed out the door. 'Be unique,' she whispered to herself, 'but not too unique.' She gave her head a shake. The day she figured out what that meant would be the day a man walked on the moon.
In other words, never.
By the time she reached the stable area, she had repeated the rules to herself at least ten times each and was so bleary-headed with it all that she would have gladly pushed Mrs. Seeton off of a bridge had the lady in question been in the region.
Of course there were no bridges in the region, either, but Elizabeth preferred to overlook that point.
The estate manager's office was housed in a small building directly to the left of the stables. It was a three- room cottage with a heavy stone chimney and thatched roof. The front door opened to a small sitting room, with a bedroom and office to the back.
The building had a neat and tidy appearance to it, which Elizabeth supposed made sense, since estate managers tended to be concerned with good upkeep of buildings. She stood outside the door for about a minute, taking a few deep breaths and reminding herself that she was a reasonably attractive and personable young woman. There was no reason that this man-whom she really wasn't that interested in, when it came right down to it- should scorn her.
Funny, Elizabeth thought wryly, how she'd never been nervous about meeting new people before. It was all the fault of this blasted husband hunt and that double-blasted book.
'I could strangle Mrs. Seeton,' she muttered to herself as she raised her hand to knock. 'In fact, I could do so quite cheerfully.'
The door wasn't properly latched, and it swung open a few inches as Elizabeth knocked. She called out, “Mr. Siddons? Are you present? Mr. Siddons?''
No answer.
She pushed the door open a few more inches and stuck her head in. 'Mr. Siddons?'
Now what was she to do? He clearly was not at home. She sighed, letting her left shoulder lean against the doorframe as her head slid forward into the room. She supposed she was going to have to go hunt him down, and heaven knew where he might be. It was a large estate, and she wasn't particularly excited about the prospect of hiking the length of it looking for the errant Mr. Siddons, even if she needed him desperately to practice Mrs. Seeton's edicts.
