plenty of soda.’ Kicking off her shoes, she sat on the sofa. ‘I am chilled to the bone. Hate funerals. The trawl from Remnant Regis to the crematorium was unbearable. It’s a miracle I survived.’
‘I know exactly what you mean. I feel as stiff as a varnished eel myself.’
‘And that vicar, how he droned on! I didn’t feel a flicker of spiritual devotion, not a flicker, only a vague kind of annoyance. I can’t imagine your brother being in heaven now playing the harp – can you?’
‘I don’t think the vicar said anything about a harp, did he? It would have been unscriptural.’
‘I
‘Plenty of soda, did you say? Wise girl. Here you are, my dear.’ He handed her a glass. I am not sure I like having drinks with my wife, he thought. I used to, but I no longer do. And she is wrong if she expects me to start discussing my religious beliefs with her. ‘Chin-chin, my dear.’
‘Chin-chin… The moment the coffin disappeared into the furnace, the Sorciere Six all looked immensely relieved. Why
‘Scotch and soda is my favourite drink,’ he said. ‘No question about it. Next to frozen Daiquiris.’
‘Clarissa was wearing all her pearls and all her diamonds, which was certainly
‘You don’t think Clarissa loved Roderick?’
‘Don’t be ridiculous.’
‘Clarissa is the voguish vamp type. In profile she brings to mind Madame Sarkozy.’
‘Clarissa is so overloaded with sex, it sparkles. She reminds me of one of those golden striped things that roam the jungle… It’s perfectly obvious she’s had an affair with the doctor, which he has now ended.’ Felicity put down her glass. ‘What do we know about your brother’s death, Gerard? How exactly did he die?’
‘You know perfectly well how he died. They told us how he died. He had a heart attack. They were having a fancy-dress party or something, it was terribly hot and it all proved too much for him.’
‘I believe there’s more to it.
‘One good thing about funerals,’ Gerard said, ‘is that they bring people together and rekindle old friendships. It was good to see Nellie, wasn’t it? She’s getting on, but seems completely
‘I’d hate living in St John’s Wood… Nellie’s nephew is a detective.’
‘Don’t think Peverel is a detective.’
‘No, not Peverel. Hugh.’
‘Hugh Payne? I thought Hugh Payne was in the army.’
‘He isn’t a real detective, but one of those amateur ones. I’ve heard some incredible stories. He may be interested in buying the Damascus chest, Nellie says. He’s seen it in my catalogue. She is bringing him over to look at it tomorrow.’
‘That’s splendid, absolutely splendid. I’m afraid I’ll be off at some unearthly hour, so I’m bound to miss them. Good lord, it’s starting to rain again… Rain falling limply in intermittent showers.’ He whistled what sounded vaguely like ‘The Rain in Spain’ between his teeth.
She gazed across at him in an exasperated fashion. ‘Aren’t you the tiniest bit curious about the sinister secret of La Sorciere, Gerard?’
‘I do believe, my dear, that if you ever went to Plato’s cave and were asked about a Form or an Ideal, you wouldn’t talk about Love or Truth or Beauty, but about the sinister secret of La Sorciere. Why, you make it sound as though they all killed my brother and hushed it up!’
‘Perhaps they did. In fact I am sure they did. They looked conspiratorial.’
‘Renee Glover seemed as self-possessed as ever. Her manner was perfectly amicable. She said hello and I am so sorry about your brother and she actually smiled at me.’
‘It is
‘I am sure you were mistaken, my dear.’
‘I was
‘No, not at all, my dear. One couldn’t imagine anyone more eagle-eyed than you. Sometimes you even…’
‘Sometimes I even what, Gerard? See things that are not there? Is that what you were going to say?’
Gerard put on his oblique expression. ‘No, no, not at all.’ Felicity’s getting difficult, he thought, fed up with having to change the topic. ‘Such a blessing, never to have been fond of one’s brother. Thank God he arrived in a hermetically sealed coffin and now of course he is in an urn. We are terribly lucky, you know. In Greece and countries like that relatives are expected to kiss the loved one’s corpse as it lies in the coffin, by way of a final adieu.’
‘You should have given that poached egg a wide berth at breakfast,’ Felicity said sullenly. ‘You’re coming out in spots.’
‘This is not an allergy. It’s a nervous thing.’
She said she didn’t believe he had any nerves. ‘Did you hear about Stephan? Apparently he’s been taken back in.’
‘He should never have been allowed out.’ Gerard Fenwick stole a glance at his watch and said he needed to go to his study. ‘Sorry, my dear, but I am, as they say, being possessed by the Muse, which is also known as the divine
‘What are you going to do in your study?’
‘I am going to write.’
‘You are going to
‘Well, yes. You know perfectly well that’s something I do. Do you have to sound so amazed?’ He paused with his hand on the door handle. ‘I am divided between writing an essay on the subject of funeral corteges and a bitter-sweet story of a chap who realizes he is in love with his wife’s former secretary.’
‘Oh, that’s been done
‘Murder is something I know nothing about,’ he said. He frowned down at his right hand, at the red blotch, which he knew perfectly well was a mosquito bite. ‘I suppose I could write a one-act comedy about a distinguished middle-aged couple having a desultory and somewhat pointless kind of conversation. One of those fictions that are rooted in reality.
3
The moment her eyes fell on the Revd Duckworth’s clerical collar, a miasma of oppressive gloom descended on Hortense Tilling, not unlike the onslaught of sudden fever. She felt a shudder run through her. This is absurd, she thought. I have seen his collar hundreds of times.
‘Dear lady, there is an odd look about your eyes, which I cannot read,’ he said playfully.
‘I’ve only just come back, Ducky.’
‘Back? My dear Hortense, you are the most travelled person I have ever known! Back from what distant shores this time, pray?’
‘Back from Hertfordshire. Remnant Regis.’