Must Love Mistletoe

When he peered out the window again, he couldn’t see her. “Where are you now?”

“Do you know that the Smiths at the end of the block have a life-sized Elvis dressed like Santa on their front porch? Now that’s wrong. Just plain wrong.”

He let himself out of Gram’s house without making any noise. Yesterday he’d thought the best way to deal with his renewed addiction to Bailey was to go cold turkey, yet already he was succumbing to temptation. Another man might have let her gallivant around in the dark, breaking laws of man and nature and holiday, but not Finn, even though he figured he’d regret it.

At the Smiths’, he found her on the sidewalk, dragging a buxom Mrs. Claus toward the trashy Elvis.

“He looks lonely,” she whispered, and he could feel hyped-up energy radiating off her. “And it turns out she’s a fan. She thinks he’s much hotter than Mr. C.”

Without a word, he wrestled the life-sized Mrs. C away from Bailey, the dummy’s sensible red shoes and orthopedic hose bumping his shins. “Christmas really has made you nuts.”

She gave up Madam Claus with a pout, and trailed him as he returned the figure to her rocking chair beside a faux fire. “I never denied it.”

“Yeah, but why? I get that your family runs a Christmas business, but it seems that might make some people more sentimental about the holiday.”

“I’m sentimental about nothing.” She said it with an almost-feral smile, her whole body still humming with that inexplicable force.

Finn picked up the meowing cat twining his ankles and placed it on the soft lap of Santa’s wife. “All right. But to what do we owe this manic mood?”

“Celebrating some good news.” Her hand waved a dismissal of further explanation as she gazed about the neighborhood, obviously trying to determine what havoc to wreak next. When she headed off again, he followed closely behind, then in stoic silence put to rights the results of each of her little pranks: restoring wooden soldiers moved into I-surrender positions back at parade rest, removing penguins that were piled into a red toy bag and replacing them with the original wrapped gifts, rescuing an innocent ice skater figurine from the clutches of a fake woolly polar bear.

“You’re worrying me, GND,” he said, yanking an oversized Styrofoam candy cane out of her hand. He didn’t like the way she was eyeing it. “What’s going on with you?”

“I just have to get this out of my system.”

But get what out of her system? Shaking his head, he told himself he should leave her to it. Why not go back to bed and recharge his batteries? He was going to need all the energy he could get to get over her.

With his warm sheets and his good sense beckoning, he started to cross the street on his way to Gram’s. Glancing over his shoulder, he saw Bailey approach a family of peacefully grazing animals that would glow with white lights when the power was on. As he watched, she grabbed one of the unsuspecting beasts and started to-

“Bailey, for God’s sake!” he whispered, as loud as he dared.

Frowning at him, she whispered back. “Sheesh. Loosen your tie a little. I think that Secret Service gig has been a bad influence on you.”

The insult turned his feet back around. “What the hell’s that supposed to mean?”

“Just that you used to be more fun.”

This from the woman who was doing something obscene with two of the lighted reindeer. She had repositioned one so that it appeared to be scr-uh, climbing the back of the other.

Dismayed, Finn froze. God, had he become a stick in the mud? He was censoring his own thoughts.

Still, he crossed his arms over his chest. “Someone’s going to catch you doing this, GND. It’s time to stop.” And furthermore, it wasn’t in character, and neither was the odd, frantic mood she was in.

“What’s wrong with you?” Her eyes narrowed. “Don’t you take chances anymore?”

“Well, if we’re going to indulge in character criticism,” he said, shouldering her away to reset the reindeers back to their previous G-rated positions, “can I say that you’ve turned as brittle as a stick?”

He didn’t have time to regret the words. Just then, at the corner, headlights turned into the street. Acting on instinct, he spun around to yank Bailey by the arm and then behind an igloo located to the right of the reindeer. She bumped into it and the damn thing belched with a hollow sound.

“Shhh!”

“That’s not me, it’s the milk jugs.”

His eye on the approaching car, he reached out to inspect their hiding place. She was right. Someone had constructed a bigger-than-life-sized Eskimo domicile out of empty plastic milk containers. All right, maybe she wasn’t the only one whom Christmas made a little crazy.

The car cruised toward them at a slow speed. “Cop,” he said, noting the profile of the vehicle, including the strobe on top and the cowcatcher on the front grille. He pulled Bailey closer to his body and tucked her head against his neck. The scent of her rose around him, and he couldn’t stop himself from sucking it in.

“Hey, Finn, if the nasty ol’ police person pulls over maybe you can scare him off with your big flashlight.” She wiggled her butt against it.

He thought about strangling her. “That’s just plain mean to mention,” he ground out. “I can’t control that.”

“Mean is better than a brittle stick.”

“Oh hell. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.” The car was passing them by. “Now be quiet.”

Of course she wouldn’t shut up. “I’m sorry too,” she whispered. “I don’t want to fight with you, Finn. Not now. Not…tonight.”

He was about to ask about that little hesitation, when the police cruiser braked in the middle of the road.

“Oh, it’s only Mr. Baer,” she said, relaxing against him. “The Retired Service Patrol guy. You know.” The car was pulling into a driveway across the street as they watched.

“That’s some late patrolling he does.”

“And early too, my mother says. I think he’s out at all hours. After his wife died-”

She gasped as the car suddenly leaped toward the closed garage door. Finn tensed, spinning Bailey away to give him a clear sprint toward it. His muscles bunched-

Brakes shrieked. The car halted inches from the metal door, its body rocking on the chassis.

“God! Is he all right?” Now Bailey moved, but Finn held her back.

“Look, look, he’s moving. He’s okay. Just mistook the gas for the brake, I’d bet.”

“Maybe we should check on him.” She craned her head around the igloo.

“No. Leave him with his dignity. Plus we don’t want him to know we’re out here, remember?”

“You already put everything back the way it was,” she grumbled. “And you called me a wet blanket.”

He tousled her hair. “Let’s not call each other anything.”

She stepped close enough to rub her chin against his chest. “Does that mean we’re kissing and making up?”

Now her voice had that sultry note he didn’t want to resist. But he should, damn it.

His hands circled her waist. “Only if you’ll tell me why you felt the sudden need to-”

“Be naughty?” she whispered.

He couldn’t look away from her mouth. “Bailey…”

“I’m in a good mood.”

“Yeah? Why is that?”

She rose on tiptoe to breathe into his ear. “Remember what you said? About wanting to get naked with me in my shower? Let’s do it. Let’s do it right now.”

His spine jerked straight at the thought. He cleared his throat. “Your mother-”

“Isn’t at the house. It’s empty. Unless you and I-”

“Fill it up.” He slid his hands under her butt and boosted her high. She put her legs around his waist. What man could keep cold turkey on his mind when he had the chance at warm water and slippery soap?

And Bailey. “I’m going to fill you up,” he promised.