sharing a romantic evening with Anubis…no, Walt…no…Gah! My life was horrid.
I sighed unhappily. “Go on, please.”
“We talked about nothing in particular,” Tawaret remembered. “We held hands. That was all. But I felt so close to him. Just for a moment, I looked at the mud-brick wall next to us, and I saw Bes’s shadow in the torchlight. Normally gods don’t keep their shadows so close. He must’ve trusted me a great deal to reveal it. I asked him about it, and he laughed. He said, ‘This is a good place for my shadow. I think I’ll leave it here. That way it can always be happy, even when I’m not.’”
The story was so sweet and sad, I could hardly bear it.
Down the shore, the old god Fire-embracer shrieked something about pudding. Zia was standing in the surf, trying to keep the two gods apart as they splashed her with lava from both sides. Amazingly, it didn’t seem to bother her.
I turned to Tawaret. “That night in Saïs—how long ago was it?”
“A few thousand years.”
My heart sank. “Any chance the shadow would still be there?”
She shrugged helplessly. “Saïs was destroyed centuries ago. The temple is gone. Farmers pulled down the ancient buildings and used the mud bricks for fertilizer. Most of the land has reverted to marshes.”
Blast. I’d never been a fan of Egyptian ruins. From time to time, I’d been tempted to pull down a few temples myself. But just this once, I wished the ruins had survived. I wanted to cuff those farmers.
“Then there’s no hope?” I asked.
“Oh, there’s always hope,” Tawaret said. “You could search the area, calling on Bes’s shadow. You’re his friend. It might appear to you if it’s still there. And if Neith is still in the area, she might be able to help. That is, if she doesn’t hunt you instead…”
I decided not to dwell on that possibility. I had enough problems. “We’ll have to try. If we can find the shadow and puzzle out the proper spell—”
“But, Sadie,” the goddess said, “you have so little time. You have to stop Apophis! How can you help Bes, too?”
I looked at the dwarf god. Then I bent down and kissed his bumpy forehead. “I made a promise,” I said. “Besides, we’ll need him if we’re going to win.”
Did I really believe that? I knew Bes couldn’t scare Apophis away simply by yelling “Boo!” no matter how ghastly he looked in his Speedo. In the sort of battle we were facing, I wasn’t sure one more god would even make a difference. And I was even less sure that this reverse shadow idea could work on Ra. But I had to try with Bes. If the world ended the day after tomorrow, I would
Of all the goddesses I’d met, Tawaret was the most likely to understand my motives.
She put her hands protectively on Bes’s shoulders. “In that case, Sadie Kane, I wish you luck—for Bes, and for all of us.”
I left her on the dock, standing behind Bes as if the two gods were enjoying a romantic sunset together.
On the beach, I rejoined Zia, who was brushing ashes out of her hair. Except for a few burn holes in her trousers, she looked perfectly fine.
She gestured at Fire-embracer and Hot Foot, who were once again playing nice in the lava. “They’re not so bad,” Zia said. “They just needed some attention.”
“Like pets,” I said. “Or my brother.”
Zia actually smiled. “Did you find the information you need?”
“I think so,” I said. “But first, we need to get to the Hall of Judgment. It’s almost time for Setne’s trial.”
“How do we get there?” Zia asked. “Another doorway?”
I stared across the Lake of Fire, pondering that problem. I remembered the Hall of Judgment being on an island somewhere on this lake, but Duat geography is a bit dodgy. For all I knew, the hall was on a totally different level of the Duat, or the lake was six billion miles wide. I didn’t fancy the idea of walking around the shore through unknown territory, or taking a swim. And I certainly didn’t feel like arguing with Isis again.
Then I saw something across the fiery waves—the silhouette of a familiar steamboat approaching, twin smokestacks trailing luminous gold smoke and a paddle wheel churning through the lava.
My brother—bless his heart—was absolutely mad.
“Problem solved,” I told Zia. “Carter will give us a ride.”

10. “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” Goes Horribly Wrong
AS THEY APPROACHED THE DOCK, Carter and Walt waved at us from the bow of the
“That’s a demon,” Zia said nervously.
“Yes,” I agreed.
“Is it safe?”
I raised an eyebrow at her.
“Of course not,” she muttered. “I’m traveling with the Kanes.”
The crew of glowing orbs zipped around the boat, pulling lines and lowering the gangplank.
Carter looked tired. He wore jeans and a rumpled shirt with specks of barbecue sauce on it. His hair was wet and flat on one side as if he’d fallen asleep in the shower.
Walt looked much better—well, really, there was no contest. He wore his usual sleeveless shirt and workout pants, and managed a smile for me even though his posture made it obvious he was in pain. The
Zia and I climbed the gangplank. Bloodstained Blade bowed, which was quite unnerving, as his head could’ve sliced a watermelon in half.
“Welcome aboard, Lady Kane.” His voice was a metallic hum from the edge of his frontal blade. “I am at your service.”
“Thanks ever so,” I said. “Carter, may I speak with you?”
I grabbed his ear and pulled him toward the deckhouse.
“Ow!” he complained as I dragged him along. I suppose doing that in front of Zia wasn’t nice, but I thought I might as well give her pointers on how best to handle my brother.
Walt and Zia followed us into the main dining room. As usual, the mahogany table was laden with platters of fresh food. The chandelier illuminated colorful wall murals of Egyptian gods, the gilded columns, and the ornately molded ceiling.
I let go of Carter’s ear and snarled, “Have you lost your mind?”
“Ow!” he yelled again. “What is your problem?”
“My problem,” I said, lowering my voice, “is that you summoned this boat again and its demon captain, who Bast warned would slit our throats if he ever got the opportunity!”
“He’s under a magic binding,” Carter argued. “He was
“Last time
“Guys,” Walt interrupted.
Bloodstained Blade entered the dining room, dipping his ax head under the doorframe. “Lord and Lady Kane, the journey is short from here. We will arrive at the Hall of Judgment in approximately twenty minutes.”
“Thanks, BSB,” Carter said as he rubbed his ear. “We’ll join you on deck soon.”