We’ve returned to Brooklyn House. The various catastrophes plaguing the world have lessened—at least somewhat—and we are dealing with an influx of new initiates as the school year gets properly under way.
It should be obvious now why this may be our last recording. We’re going to be so busy training and attending school and living our lives, I doubt we’ll have time or reason to send out any more audio pleas for help.
We’ll put this tape in a secure box and send it along to the chap who’s been transcribing our adventures. Carter seems to think the postal service will do, but I think I’ll give it to Khufu to carry through the Duat. What could possibly go wrong?
As for us, don’t think our lives will be all fun and games. Amos couldn’t leave a mob of teens unsupervised, and as we don’t have Bast anymore, Amos has sent a few adult magicians to Brooklyn House as teachers (read: chaperones). But we all know who’s really in charge—
We’re not done with trouble, either. I’m still worried about that murderous ghost Setne, who’s on the loose in the world with his devious mind, horrible fashion sense, and the Book of Thoth. I’m also puzzling over my mother’s comments about rival magic and other gods. No idea what that means, but it doesn’t sound good.
In the meantime, there are still hotspots of evil magic and demon activity all over the world that we have to take care of. We’ve even got reports of unexplainable magic as close as Long Island. Probably have to check that out.
But for now, I plan on enjoying my life, annoying my brother as much as possible, and making Walt into a proper boyfriend while keeping the other girls away from him—most likely with a flamethrower. My work is never done.
As for you lot out there, listening to this recording—we’re never too busy for new initiates. If you have the blood of the pharaohs, what are you waiting for? Don’t let your magic go to waste. Brooklyn House is open for business.
GLOSSARY
Barque: the pharaoh’s boat
Canopic jar: vessel used to store mummy’s organs
Criosphinx: a creature with a body of a lion and head of a ram
Duat: magical realm that coexists with our world
Hieroglyphics: the writing system of Ancient Egypt, which used symbols or pictures to denote objects, concepts, or sounds
Isfet: the symbol for total Chaos
Ma’at: order of the universe
Pharaoh: a ruler of Ancient Egypt
Sarcophagus: a stone coffin, often decorated with sculpture and inscriptions
Scarab: beetle
EGYPTIAN GODS AND GODDESSES MENTIONED IN
Anubis: the god of funerals and death
Apophis: the god of Chaos
Babi: the baboon god
Bast: the cat goddess
Bes: the dwarf god
Disturber: a god of judgment who works for Osiris
Geb: the earth god
Gengen-Wer: the goose god
Hapi: the god of the Nile
Heket: the frog goddess
Horus: the war god, son of Isis and Osiris
Isis: the goddess of magic, wife of her brother Osiris and mother of Horus
Khepri: the scarab god, Ra’s aspect in the morning
Khonsu: the moon god