She had to laugh at herself. “At least you’re honest,” she said to his back.
He didn’t appear to hear her, or if he did, didn’t feel the need to respond. Hunkering down, he spread the plans on the floor, oblivious to the way his shirt stretched over all his interesting muscles and how his tool belt tugged at his jeans, exposing a good inch of sleek, taut, tanned skin across his lower back.
Contractors were supposed to have beer bellies and too much butt crack showing.
Tanner had neither.
And what was he doing as she ogled him? He appeared to have forgotten all about her.
Wasn’t that just the crowning glory on her ego.
Sighing, Cami continued out of the room, thinking maybe it wasn’t so bad being single, really. She didn’t have to worry about bed head. Or clean clothes. She didn’t have to worry about her extra ten pounds. Much.
Besides, if she ever got herself a man-and if her mother had anything to do with it, she would-then she wanted a really great one, who could both laugh
Ha! There wasn’t any such man.
But if there were, and she did, it wouldn’t be Mr. Not-Even-Notice-Her, no matter how sexy she’d just realized a tool belt could be.
2
CAMI REALLY NEEDED pain relief, coffee and a shower, and not necessarily in that order. Then, and only then, could she perk up and be truly ecstatic about her future.
But she didn’t have time. She actually had a man waiting for her, not an everyday occurrence. Granted, he was her contractor, but he
In her bedroom, she managed to pull on a blouse and socks. Then the phone rang. She continued searching for her pants, which had been on the floor the last time she’d checked, mostly because she never had an available hanger. What was that about, anyway? It ranked right up there as one of life’s little mysteries, next to why her keys were never where she’d last put them.
“Mew.”
“I know,” Cami said, on her hands and knees now, peering beneath her bed. “You want food. Go tell your new lover boy.”
Annabel shot her a snooty look as the phone continued to ring.
“Where’s my Advil?
“Young lady, what kind of language is
Perfect. Her mother was half Italian and half Irish. They didn’t come any more bossy, stubborn or domineering than Sara Lynn Anderson, who alternated between attempting to run Cami’s life and praying for her daughter’s soul to keep it safe from the devil.
“Sorry, Mom. I didn’t know it was you.” Because if she had, she wouldn’t have picked it up.
“Never mind, darling. Look, I wanted to talk to you.”
Someone had to be sick.
Dying.
Or already dead. “What’s the matter?” she demanded, just as bossy, stubborn and domineering as her mother. “Tell me. I can take it.”
“Nothing.”
“Mom!”
“I just have a little favor, that’s all. Can’t a mother call her own daughter for one little favor?”
Cami was so relieved she let her guard down. A bad mistake with her mother. “Well, of course you can.”
“I need you to go out with-”
“Oh, no, you don’t.” It didn’t take a rocket scientist to know where this was going. “Not another blind date.”
Her mother had started this when Cami and her sister turned twenty-one and she hadn’t wavered in her single, solitary mission to marry her daughters off in order to get grandchildren.
“It’s just one little date, Cami. One little favor. Just one little short night out of your life.”
“Too many littles.”
Maybe deep,
“Just because you think you’ve got it all together now that you’ve received your design degree doesn’t mean your future is set.”
“My future is fine.”
“Really? Is your laundry done?”
Cami glanced guiltily at the pile of dirty clothes in the corner behind the door. “What does that have to do with anything!”
“So it’s not.”
“No to the date. Double no.
“Oh, sure.” Her mother’s voice softened as she switched tactics, became vulnerable. Sad. “Turn me down in my time of need. I understand. I only spent twenty-four long, sweaty, torturous hours in labor with you and Dimi, and-”
“And we nearly killed you,” Cami said in tune with her mother, who was really getting into the story now, and had even mustered tears in her voice. “I know, Mom,” she said, rubbing her forehead and the ache that settled there every time she spoke with her mother. “I remember.” How could she forget when her mother pulled this story out at every turn?
“I’m going to die soon, you know.”
“Oh, no, you’re not,” Cami said with a laugh. “You’re going to outlive us all.”
“You never know.”
“You’d really send me off to heaven, where you know I’m going to run into Aunt Bev and Cici, both of whom had daughters who gave them
“Mom-”
“All I’m asking for is one little bundle of love to treasure in my final days, one grandchild. But apparently even that’s too much.”
Cami’s headache increased in pressure so that she could see herself keeling over in nothing but her shirt, socks and panties, with Mr. Sexy Tool Belt the only one around to resuscitate her. “Look, Mom, you know I love you, but-”
“He’s very handsome, too. I promise.”
“Who?”
“Your date! Keep up, Cami. He’s Great-Aunt Lulu’s cousin’s brother-in-law, and she swears by him, which is good enough for me. I hear he makes a wonderful living doing those fancy dub-dub-dub thingies…what are they called again?”
“Web sites.” Cami let out a soundless sigh, tipped her head back and stared at the ceiling. As if divine intervention could help when it came to her mother! No one could help, not even God, not when Sara Lynn Anderson had made up her mind.
“You sound busy.” Her mother sniffed in that way all mothers have that insures guilt to the tenth degree. “Too busy for me, probably.”
It was pure bad fortune that Cami happened to have the gene inside her that made it impossible to enjoy