The Trouble With Paradise

Dorie blinked. “So did everyone have some sort of Love Boat connection last night?”

“Not me.” Andy plopped down next to her, sounding just a little bit baffled at the situation. “I didn’t.”

A loud crash interrupted this conversation, accompanied by a shuddering scraping sound as Christian and Ethan drove the bow of the boat onto the island’s shore.

They’d arrived.

However, exactly where they’d arrived was another question entirely.

The water was only a couple of inches deep for what seemed like half a mile out. As the sun made an appearance, the palm trees cast mini islands of shade on the wind-rippled sand-sea. Where the sand ended began dense tropical growth, covering the surrounding rocks in sensuous greens. The sounds of the place were scary and somehow soothing at the same time-the rustle of wind through the trees, the songs of birds that couldn’t yet be seen, the gentle wash of the shallow surf.

“Safe and sound,” Cadence murmured.

Brandy nodded, clearly relieved.

Safe and sound? Dorie could only hope so.

Day One on deserted island without an outlet for the hair straightener.

“We’re all going to die of malaria,” Cadence said when they stood on firm ground, staring around at their rain forest surroundings.

“I got the shot,” Brandy said. “No malaria for me.”

“I got the shot, too, but it’s only 98 percent effective, so two out of a hundred of us are going to get it.”

“Not a half-full glass kinda gal, are you?” Brandy said.

Dorie pulled the bug spray from her purse to ease her mind. “Here. Let’s spray ourselves.”

“Deserted.” Andy still seemed in shock as he stood on the beach absorbing both Dorie’s bug spray and their situation. “Who’da thought?”

“No worries.” This from Denny. “We’ll set up a day camp, and start a fire for the smoke.”

Cadence moved close to Brandy and Dorie. “I want my money back.” She held out her arms and closed her eyes as Dorie sprayed her.

“We didn’t pay.” Brandy shook her head, not wanting bug spray. “Don’t waste it on me, hon. I never get bit. I’m not sweet enough.”

“Well, then I want this week of my life back.” Cadence waved her arms to dry them, looking to be an inch from meltdown. “Did you know I can’t even watch Survivor? They use leaves for toilet paper. Leaves, people.”

Dorie checked her cell phone for reception, of which there was none, and eyed the high volcanic mountain peaks with frustration. “At least there are lots of leaves.”

“Where’s Bobby?” This was Brandy’s sixth time asking. Dorie knew this because she’d been counting.

Cadence studied the boat, listing to its side, half in the sand, half in the shallow water where they’d beached it. “What if-”

“Look.” Andy gestured with his chin. “Ethan and Denny are back on board. He’s probably with them.”

Dorie’s heart sank, and she opened her mouth to tell them the truth, but Cadence covered her mouth to hide a sob. Dorie hugged her tight, remaining silent about her suspicions on what had happened to Bobby so she didn’t freak her out even more. Keeping silent didn’t feel good either.

The sun continued to rise, bringing with it a heat index so high the air shimmered with individual heat waves, thick and salty and humid. They sat on the beach. Or the girls sat. Andy wandered around, while the crew worked on the boat. Or that was their offered spiel anyway. Dorie knew the truth was they were working on finding out what had happened to Bobby.

With nothing to do, they talked, mostly about men. They ate, thanks to Ethan bringing them some goodies from the galley. And they sunbathed.

Correction. Brandy sunbathed, Cadence covered up her pale complexion the best she could and gathered sea- shells because she couldn’t sit still. “It is gorgeous here,” she said, coming back from the water with a handful of shells and rocks. “Wherever here is.”

“The sun is amazing,” Brandy said, pulling her bathing suit strap to the side to study her tan lines.

“You should cover up, too,” Cadence told her. “You don’t want skin cancer.”

“I’m going to die young anyway.” When Dorie and Cadence just stared at her, she waved off their concern. “It’s just one of those things. I’ve never seen myself growing old and sitting in the rocker, you know? I am going out young, with a bang.”

Which is what Dorie wanted to do. Not the going out young part, but the bang part. Living life…

“Let’s make a nice camp,” Cadence said.

“Jesus, girl.” Brandy patted the sand next to her. “Sit. I’ll braid your hair.”

After she’d done that, she eyed Dorie’s wild mop. “Honey.”

“I’ll tame it.” It seemed incongruous to be worried about her hair, but one could only stay freaked out for so long, so she dug around in her purse for her anti-frizz, which had cost a bazillion dollars but rarely worked. In high hopes that this would be the time for a miracle, she smoothed it on and then corralled her hair into a ponytail. “Better?”

Brandy rolled her lips inward.

Dorie sighed. “Never mind. It’s hopeless.”

“Here.” Brandy moved behind her and pulled out the ponytail. “Just last month we used a bunch of poodles in our show, and I did their hairdos.”

“So I’m going to look like a poodle?”

“You already do. But I’m going to fix that.” She worked the tangled strands with her fingers, pulling so tight Dorie closed her eyes in self-defense.

“You have great hair,” Brandy said.

“I thought I had poodle hair.”

Brandy put more product in. “But it’s healthy poodle hair. There.”

When Dorie opened her eyes she found Christian standing in front of her, watching the whole spectacle.

“What do you think, Doc?” Brandy asked.

He considered. “Maybe a little more of that stuff.”

Dorie rolled her eyes and watched Cadence, who’d started gathering fallen palm tree fronds for who knew what. With a sigh, Brandy went after her.

“You okay?” Christian asked now that they were alone.

“Define okay. If you mean alive, then yeah. I’m okay.”

“Dorie-”

“Did you find Bobby on the boat?”

His eyes flickered grief. “No.”

She closed her eyes. “Do you know where we are?”

“If we’d stayed on course we’d still be in Fiji.”

“Okay. But we didn’t stay on course.”

“No. We were hundreds of miles off course when we last had a working compass.”

Hundreds of miles.

“We could be in the Cook Islands,” he told her in his blunt honest way. “Or the Samoas. No telling, really.”

“So what now?”

“We stay calm.”

“Yeah. Working on that.” But she’d ended up on an island with a group of strangers including a baseball stud, a hyperactive artist, a stripper-er, dancer, a laid-back captain, an unflappable chef, the gorgeous grumpy doctor standing in front of her, and oh, a missing attitude-ridden boat hand.

“We stay very calm,” Christian said again, as if sensing her impending breakdown. “I need to speak to you a moment.”

Heart pounding, she let him take her hand and pull her away, beneath the shade of a palm tree whose fronds hung down around them, secluding them as if they were on their own island.

They were alone, at least for the moment. No more need for pretense. Knowing it, some of her rigid control