The heap was a beauty. It was a maroon Ford convertible with a black top and sat there gleaming in the early morning sunlight like a dewdrop. Bob Gellie walked around it once, grinning into the chrome and came back and stood by me on the sidewalk.
'Some job, Mike. Got twin pipes in back.' He wiped his hands on his coveralls and waited to see what came next.
'She's gimmicked. Bob. Think you can reach it?'
'Come again?' He stared at me curiously.
'The job is a gift... from somebody who doesn't like me. They're hoping I step into it. Then goes the big boom. They're probably even smart enough to figure I'd put a mechanic on the job to find the gimmick so it'll be well hidden. Go ahead and dig it out.'
He wiped the back of his hands across his mouth and shoved the hat back further on his head. 'Best thing to do is run it in the river for a couple of hours.'
'Hop to it, Bob, I need transportation.'
'Look, for a hundred I can do a lot of things, but...' 'So I'll double it. Find the gimmick.'
The two C's got him. For that many pieces of paper he could take his chances with a gallon of soup. He wiped his mouth clean again and nodded. The sun wasn't up over the apartments yet and it was still cool, but it didn't do much for the beads of sweat that started to shape up along Bob's forehead. I went down to a restaurant, filled up with breakfast, spent an hour looking in store windows and came back.
Bob was sitting behind the wheel looking thoughtful, the hood in front of him raised up like a kid with his thumb to his nose. He got out when he saw me, lit a cigarette and pointed to the engine. 'She's hot, Mike. A real conversion.'
I could see what he meant. The heads were finned aluminum jobs flanking dual carburetors and the headers that came off the manifold poked back in a graceful sweep.
'Wonder what she's like inside?'
'Probably complete. Think your old heap could take this baby?' 'I haven't even driven this one yet. Find the stuff?'
His mouth tightened and he looked around him once, fast. 'Yeah. Six sticks wired to the ignition.'
'It stinks.'
'That's what I thought too,' he told me. 'Couldn't find a thing anyplace else though. Checked the whole assembly inside and out and if there's more of it the guy who placed it sure knew his business.'
'He does, Bob. He's an expert at it.'
I stood there while he finished his butt. He walked around the hood, got down under the car and poked around there, then came back and looked at the engine again.
Then his face changed, went back a half dozen years into the past, got tight, relaxed into a puzzled grin, then he looked at me and snorted. 'Bet I got it, Mike.'
'How much?'
'Another hundred?'
'You're on.'
'I remember a booby trap they set on a Heinie general's car once. A real cutie.' He grinned again. 'Missed the general but got his driver a couple of days later.'
He slid into the car, bent down under the dash and worked at something with his screwdriver. He got out looking satisfied, shoved his tools under the car and crawled in with them. The job took another twenty minutes and when he came out he was moving slowly, balancing something in his hand. It looked like a section of pipe cut lengthwise and from one end protruded a detonation cap.
'There she is,' he said. 'Nice, huh?'
'Yeah.'
'Rigged to the speedometer. A few hundred miles from now a contact would have been made and you'd be dust. Had the thing wrapped around the top section of the muffler. What'll I do with it?'
'Drop it in the river, Bob. Keep the deal to yourself. Drop up to my place tonight and I'll write you a check.'
He looked at the thing in his hand, shuddered and held it even tighter. 'Er... if it doesn't mean anything to you, Mike... I'd like to have the dough now.'
'I'm good for it. What're you worried...'
'I know, I know, but if anybody's after you this bad you might not live to tonight. Understand?'
I understood. I went up and wrote him out a check, gave him an extra buck for the cab fare to the river and got in the car. It wasn't a bad buy at all for three C's. And one buck. Then I started it up, felt good when I heard the low, throaty growl that poured out of the twin pipes and eased the shift into gear for the short haul north.
Pat had been wrong about Carl Evello being in the city. In one week he had gone through two addresses and the last was the best. Carl Evello lived in Yonkers, a very exclusive section of Yonkers.
At first the place seemed modest, then you noticed the meticulous care somebody gave the garden, and saw the Cadillac convertible and new Buick sedan that made love together in a garage that would have looked well as a wing on the Taj Mahal. The house must have gone to twenty rooms at the least and nothing was left out.
I rolled up the hard-topped driveway and stopped. From someplace behind the house I could hear the pleasant laughter of women and the faint strains of a radio. A man laughed and another joined him.
I cut the engine and climbed out, trying to decide whether I should crash the party or go through the regular channels. I started around the car when I heard tires turn into the driveway and while I stood there a light-green Merc drove up behind me, honked a short note of hello, revved up fast and stopped.
Beauty is a funny thing. Like all babies are beautiful no matter how they're shaped. Like how there are times when any woman is beautiful as long as she's the color you want. It's not something that only shows in a picture. It's a composite something that you can't quite describe, but can recognize the second you see it and that's the way this woman was.
Her hair was a pale brown ocean that swirled with motion and threw off the sunlight that bounced into it. She smiled at me, her mouth a gorgeous curve that had a peculiar attraction so that you almost missed the body that bore it. Her mouth was full and wet as if it had just been licked, a lush mouth with a will of its own and always hungry.
She walked up with a long stride, pressing against the breeze, smiling a little. And when she smiled her mouth twisted a bit in the corner with an even hungrier look and she said, 'Hi. Going to the social?'
'I wasn't,' I said. 'Business, now I'm sorry.'
Her teeth came out from under the soft curves and the laugh filled her throat. For the barest second she gave me a critical
glance, frowned with a mixture of perplexed curiosity and the smile got a shade bigger. 'You're a little different, anyway,' she said.
I didn't answer and she stuck out her hand. 'Michael Friday.'
I grinned back and took it. 'Mike Hammer.'
'Two Mikes.'
'Looks like it. You'll have to change your name.'
'Uh-uh. You do it.'
'You were right the first time... I'm different. I tell, not get told.'
Her hand squeezed in mine and the laugh blotted out all the sounds that were around us. 'Then I'll stay Michael... for a time, anyway.' I dropped her hand and she said, 'Looking for Carl?'
'That's right.'
'Well, whatever your business is, maybe I can help you out. The butler will tell you he isn't in so let's not ask him, okay?'
'Okay,' I said.
This, I thought, is the way they should be. Friendly and uncomplicated. Let the good breeding show. Let it stick out all over for anybody to see. That was beauty. The kind that took your hand as if you were lovers and had known each other a lifetime, picking up a conversation as if you had merely been interrupted in one already started.
