wrong way, Ned, admit it.'
'I'll admit no such thing. In fact, if you want to know the truth of it-not that truth is anything you'd care that much about-the truth of it is, I'm now working out a theory that Blount had an accomplice-the guy who busted into Blount's apartment and made off with his phone book.'
'Guy?'
'We went out to Blount's place and found a witness to the break-in you reported. A woman on the first floor let somebody in the front door behind her around eleven o'clock Friday night and a bit later heard the door get busted in. Ten minutes after that she sees the guy out her window getting into a gold-colored car. Ring a bell with you?'
Friday night. The night I'd been in Blount's apartment around seven, answered the phone, and heard the caller wait and then hang up. I said, 'A gold-colored car? Nope, haven't run across that one. How come the woman didn't report the break-in?'
'She-well, she did.'
'Let me guess-'
'Fuck you, Strachey.'
I said, 'A patrolman checked it out, wrote it up on some forms, and you weren't told. Right?'
'I retire in six years, two months, and twenty-six days. In the big picture that's not a long time.
It'll pass. Time flies when you're having fun.'
'Describe the man-the lock smasher.'
'It's blurry. Twenties, light hair, light blue sweater. Carried a gym bag of some kind, probably with the tools in it. Big, new gold-colored car. Keep an eye out among your fag friends, will you?'
It could very well have been Zimka, though he struck me less as a gym-bag type than a paper-bag type. I said, 'I'll be on the lookout. He's probably one of us. The light blue sweater is a code.
It means he's into ice cubes.'
'Ice cubes? Kee-rist!'
'You don't want to hear it, Ned. It's pretty kinky. Real Krafft-Ebing.'
'Kinky, you call it! You people draw some pretty fine distinctions.'
'It's a way of life,' I said. 'Just another way of life.' He muttered something. 'I'll be in touch, Ned. You too, okay?'
'Sure, I will.'
He hung up, still muttering.
I called PBS in New York, got the name of its Denver affiliate, KRNA, Channel Six, then phoned out there and asked what programs the station had run on Monday night. I was told the Paul Robeson special had been on from eight to ten, local time, and at ten o'clock Monty Python came on. That would have been midnight, eastern time. Just right.
I phoned American Airlines in Albany and made a reservation for a 9:50 A.M. flight on Thursday, changing at O'Hare for a Continental flight to Denver.
I looked up Huey Brownlee's place of employment in my notes, then called Burgess's Machine Shop. The woman who answered put me on hold; a male voice came on the line, then I listened to five minutes of roaring and grinding sounds before Huey answered.
'Donald, my man, how's it shakin'?'
'Huey, I've got a funny question.'
'You want a funny answer to it or a see-ree-yus answer, baby?'
'It's serious. I haven't found Billy Blount yet, but I'm getting close to him, and meanwhile I'm trying to verify something. Did Billy always take a shower after sex?'
He laughed. 'At first, I kinda took it personal. I never knowed anybody to do that-except for this married dude from Selkirk who used to drop by wunst and a while. Damn Billy'd spend ten minutes in there washin' me off him, even when he slept over. I kidded him, and he said it was just a habit he always had, so I gave it no mind after a while. Why you want to know that?'
'Because Billy told someone that he was in Steve Kleckner's shower at the time of the killing. It makes sense.'
'I'd believe that. Spic 'n' Span Billy.'
'Thanks, Huey, you've helped me a lot. Hey, one thing- did you get that window lock fixed?'
'Sposed to be fixed today, Donald. Landlady said she'd see to it.'
'And you haven't gotten any more weird phone calls?'
'I wouldn't know, baby. I ain't been home the last coupla nights. Don't ask me where I was,
'cause I ain't sure I could tell ya. Rotterdam, it might of been. Anyways, I'll be back home tonight
— if you'd like to drop by for coffee.'
I could see him leering wholesomely. 'Well, to tell you the truth-a small part of it, anyway I've got to work tonight. Look, now, you be careful. And let me know if you get any more of those crazy phone calls. Somebody who might be mixed up in the Kleckner killing has got hold of Billy's phone book with your number on it, and someone else whose name is on the book has been getting crank calls, too.'
'Don't worry about ol' Huey, Donald. Asshole come after me again and he gonna be carried outta my place in one of them puke-green trash bags.'
'Right. Just-be loose.'
'Always, sweetheart. All-ways.''
I called Timmy's office and caught him just about to leave for the day.
'I'm not going to be at the alliance meeting tonight,' I said, 'but I've got Truckman's check. And tomorrow I'll have another one for the fund. From an anonymous donor.'
'Great; we're going for four thousand. How're you doing? Are you working tonight?'
I'd made a decision without knowing I'd made it. I said, 'Tonight I'm going to do something immoral.'
'Oh? Immoral by what standards?'
As a teenager, he'd considered becoming a Jesuit. I knew why. 'Immoral by just about anybody's standards,' I said. 'Believe me.'
'Then don't do it.'
'I've already decided.'
'That's sound thinking. Charles Manson should have used that one. 'But, your honor, we'd already decided.''
I said, 'Don't make it worse.'
'Ahh, now I'm an accomplice. Will it be fun, our immorality tonight?'
'I'm going to hang up now, Timmy.'
'Don, the predestinationist. My mother once warned me about getting mixed up with Presbyterians. See you around, lover.'
'Yeah, bye.'
I wondered if there was a patron saint for the sarcastic.
14
I exercised, jogged around Lincoln Park for half an hour, showered, dressed, and had a bagel and a cup of plain yogurt while I read the Times Union.
I went over my notes on the case and added to them. I left the apartment at five after eight under a starry autumn sky, aiming to arrive at Harold Snyder's apartment fifteen minutes late for the sake of dramatic tension. Not that his life lacked it.
'Donnie! Donnie, Donnie, Donnie!'
She had on a sheer negligee with a leopard-spot design and panties to match. In the' afternoon she'd worn a cheap, wavy orange wig, but now I witnessed her own hair, honey-colored and longish, a smooth whorl combed down over one eyebrow.
