or for Dale to bear one, but that hadn't happened yet. So if a new member were to come on to the Herald's board of directors, it would be June's attorney son, Titus-or 'Tidy,' as he was known around Edensburg. And, as his mother had made plain, he would vote to sell the paper to Crewes-InfoCom, the bad chain.
Therefore, Janet told us, it was critical to the Edensburg Herald's future that she and Dan and Ruth Osborne survive at least until September 8-when the board of directors' vote was scheduled-with their hearts beating and their faculties intact.
4
He came tear-assing out of a cove about a mile up that way,' Dale Kotlowicz said, gesturing dramatically, 'and zoomed straight at Janet, as if he was some heat-seeking missile and Janet was an F-l6's jet exhaust.'
'When he was closing in, I heard him coming and took a quick look,' Janet said, 'and then dived deep, and when I surfaced he'd made a sharp U and was headed straight at me a second time. I waved like crazy-at first I figured the numbskull just wasn't paying attentionand when he just kept coming, I dived again, straight down and kicking hard, and I was saying to myself, 'Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic''
Janet was tall and rawboned, like all the Osbornes I'd seen in Herald photos, so it was hard to imagine a Jet Skier not noticing her big head and long arms, even at dusk, especially a second time. We were standing at the end of the wooden dock behind the Osborne lodge on Stilton Lake where Janet and Dale lived. Dale was smaller and probably ten years younger than Janet and was topped by what looked like ten or fifteen pounds of black-and-gray tight curls. And inasmuch as both Janet and Dale radiated alertness, strength, and blunt intelligence, it made sense that anyone daring to attack either of them could only hope to get away with it with the help of high-horsepower machinery.
'And then,' Dale said, 'the asshole turned around and came barrel-assing back a third time, and that's when I ran out from the porch and started screaming, 'You dumb son of a bitch! You dumb son of a bitch!''
'But by then I'd gotten the picture,' Janet said, 'that either the guy was blind and couldn't see me or-what it actually looked like-his eyesight was perfect and he meant to run me over. So the third time I dived I took a deep breath first and just headed back for the dock underwater. I didn't come up until I saw these pilings on my right. And by then, Dale was down here yelling her head off and the guy had doubled back again and was gone, back around the bend.'
Timmy said, 'How far did you have to swim underwater?'
'She was sixty or eighty feet out, for chrissakes!' Dale said. 'If that maniac had hit her, I don't know if I could have gotten out there in time to drag her back-assuming she hadn't been killed by the impact and gone straight to the bottom '
'I know the water here,' Janet said, 'and my lung capacity is probably better than the average forty-six- year-old's. But I'll tell you, I was damn shaky when I climbed out of the water that night. The thing is, the one time I caught a quick glimpse of the guy's face, he seemed to be looking right at me. And he didn't look confused; he looked mean and purposeful.'
I said, 'Had the sun set yet? Is it possible the setting sun was shining directly in his eyes and the look on his face that you saw was actually some combination of disorientation and fear?'
Dale gave me a 'duh' look. 'Donald, do you think the sun might have been jumping back and forth from one side of the lake to the other? The guy went after Janet three times '
Janet said, 'Anyway, the sun had already set. It was dusk with some red in it, and just a couple of low, dark clouds in the southwest. It's a perfect still time for an after-dinner swim, or a slow canoe ride. Once you get out a ways, you're only aware of the water around you and the sound of your own motion through it, and then as the light fades and the stars come out, the sky. It's always been my favorite time of day or night on the lake '
'The other nice thing about that time,' Dale said, 'is that you see fewer power boats after sunset, and hardly ever Jet Skis It's the time of day when the owners of such devices tend to be enjoying their cocktails-which more often than not come in packs of six and are bound with thin strips of plastic.'
Timmy said, 'It's tempting to place a Freudian interpretation on men achieving a sense of power by v-room- v-rooming around a body of water with internal-combustion engines wedged between their legs '
'That's right,' Dale said, 'when the only thing most men need to do to achieve the same effect is to eat more beans, sit in their bathtubs, and blow it out their butts.'
I said, 'Janet told us you were a doctor, Dale. What are you, a gas-troenterologist?'
'No, I'm a heart surgeon '
'Ah.'
Timmy said, 'Where do you practice, Dale? At Albany Med?'
'Yes, I'm on vacation for the month of August. The rest of the year I work seventy to ninety hours a week, but I do make it a point to stay up here all of August every year and rediscover nature and literature and my lover. So, what's the deal? Are you guys going to find out who's after Janet and protect her' Eldon said you were some kind of hot-shit private eye in Albany, Don.'
Timmy said, 'Yes, he is.'
'Let's slow down for a minute,' Janet said. 'It does look as if someone tried to run me over with a Jet Ski. But that was over a week ago, and nobody has come after me since then. I've been wary and alert, but there haven't been any suspicious or threatening incidents at all. So the Jet Ski thing could have been a weird, isolated event with no explanation we'll ever have. Or is that wishful thinking?'
'What it is, is bullshit,' Dale said.
Janet gave Dale an affectionate look, as if Dale had just uttered a familiar endearment, and said, 'I admit that the Jet Ski scare coming on top of Eric's being killed makes me nervous. I'm just not sure, Don, what you or anybody else can do about it. The sheriff sent a deputy over, and he checked out the cove the skier came out of. There was no sign of the guy an hour later, and a couple of the people who live up that way said they did notice a skier that evening, but they didn't register where he'd come from, or where he went, or anything unusual about him. So going after the rampaging Jet Skier looks to me like a probable dead end.'
I said, 'What did the man on the Jet Ski look like? You said you saw his face.'
'White, male, big, stocky, sandy hair pulled back, probably in a ponytail, broad face,' Janet said. 'I couldn't have gotten a close look at his face, but somehow I have it in my head that he looked cool and ferocious, as if he knew exactly what he was doing.'
'That may sound like your typical outdoors internal-combustion overenthusiast,' Dale said. 'But this one was even worse than most. Homicide is a little much even for the crotch-rocket crowd.'
We all peered out at the area of the lake where Janet apparently had been attacked. It was midafternoon- Janet had left the office early and we'd followed her the twelve miles out to the lodge-and the sun was still strong in a cloudless blue sky. On the far side of the lake, a mile or two away, I could make out several old wooden docks like the one we were on as well as newer, lower floating docks moored in front of the cabins and lodges that were back in the shadows of the pines. A cigarette boat buzzed up and down the far shore pulling a figure on water skis. Closer to our side, a lone man wearing a baseball cap paddled a canoe.
I said, 'I'd like to talk to the deputy who came out last week, and to whoever investigated Eric's murder. Are they out of the same office?'
'You mean out of the same Cub Scout pack,' Dale said.
'The deputy was Fulton Poorman,' Janet said. 'He's not terribly swift as a criminologist, but they sent him because he lives out this way. He's entirely approachable and actually a pretty nice guy. As for Eric's case, the sheriff, Ken Stone, doesn't have the resources, outer or inner, to handle a murder investigation. So he brought in the staties and they pretty much took over. See Captain Bill Stankie at the Edensburg barracks. He strikes me as competent, if unimaginative, but I'll be interested in getting your take on him. Dale thinks he's lazy, but I'm not sure about that. I think maybe he has his own tempo that he thinks is right for any particular investigation. And for Eric's case, apparently, it's a slow one.'
Dale said, 'Stankie's theory is it was a homicidal drifter-some twitchie dork by the name of Gordon Grubb who was in the area at the time and is now in jail down in Pennsylvania, where supposedly he shoved three campers off a cliff. Stankie's not trying to extradite him because there's no real evidence tying Grubb to Eric's death.
