'Gotcha. I do but I don't.'
'It's Dave.'
'Dave who?' It was as if he hadn't heard me.
'Dave Welch, your beau.'
'That's bullshit.' But he hesitated just perceptibly before he said it.
'I'll explain when I get out there. I'm coming out. Can you get me a ride?'
There was a silence, and then Barner said, 'Have you had a couple of drinks, or what?'
'No, just get me over to Williamsburg, and you'll see.'
'You're crazy, Strachey. You're nuts.'
'Uh-uh. I can explain it. You're smitten with this guy, but you're smarter than you are smitten, and you'll get it. You're not always a smart gay man, Lyle, but you're a smart cop, and that's the Lyle Barner who will see it right away.'
'This is nuts. You're nuts.'
'Can you send a patrol car for me? I'm on the Upper West Side.' I gave him the address.
He said, 'No.'
'No what? You won't even get me a ride?'
'Nah. Uh-uh.'
'What if they saw Plankton's dick off? It looks like that's where these dementos are headed next. Do Dave and his pals get high? What do they use? They couldn't be com-miting atrocities like this stone cold sober. What all do you know about Dave Welch that you haven't told me, Lyle?'
The line went dead. Barner had hung up.
Chapter 20
I caught a cab at Broadway and Seventy-second, and the cabbie, Ahmed something, was willing to take me to Brooklyn. We sped crosstown toward the FDR and the East River bridges. The cab's suspension seemed to fall out at Seventy-second and Third, but Ahmed exhibited no concern over what had happened, so neither did I.
I brought along the cellphone I kept stashed at Susan and Liza's. I had another one I kept in my desk drawer in Albany, and a couple of others in strategic locations. I did not like the things. Nobody who carried them around had enough privacy. You couldn't just bask in your immediate natural surroundings without fear of interruption from afar, or have any kind of uninterfered-with interior life.
Timmy considered my 'cellphone phobia' both neurotic and impractical for anyone in my line of work, and I had to agree with him on the last point. Also, as he had explained to me more than once, you can just shut the damn things off. Nor was it required of cellphone owners that they make blabby spectacles of themselves in public places like restaurants, airports and trains. You could own one and still use it considerately.
Logic was on Timmy's side, and I knew it was only a matter of time before I was transmittered- and antenna- ed up, if not 24/7/365, then maybe 18/5/312. Still irrationally, sentimentally, uselessly-I longed for a return to the days when public telephones were black things hung inside stand-up boxes with doors that accordioned shut and that reeked of stale cigarette smoke and Audrey Tbtter's perfume. And, like Marlowe in The Big Sleep, you could pop a nickel in a slot and turn a rotary dial. And then while you waited for whatever bad news or treachery was at the other end of the line, you could sooth your apprehensions by listening to a series of exquisite, subtly mechanical clicks followed by a string of perfectly rolled Rs that could have been created by the tongue of a Catalonian countess or a sloe-eyed bullfighter.
I brought the cellphone along, even switched it on. Not that I was likely to divulge the number to anyone but Lyle and risk having the thing start twittering next to my pancreas. Of course I would give Thad the number, once I was satisfied, as I was sure I soon would be, that he was not a liar and a kidnapper and a seriously unrighteous, duplicitous Mennonite.
Traffic was lighter than it had been earlier, but even at a quarter to three in the morning the city's main roads felt like workday rush hour in Milan. New York was not just a city that never slept; its nighttime existence constituted a kind of parallel universe to its regular-hours self, and being in that New York night world always felt to me like exciting world travel, like going to Barcelona or Cairo.
The cab rolled up to the Lorimer Street apartment at 3:10 AM. The street was much quieter now, with no sign of the cops who had been watching the building earlier, or of their patrol car. The rain had let up, and the air was fresher in the lungs than it had been, with just an undertone of steamed asphalt and the variegated human smells of the city.
I paid the cabbie, and was turning toward the building when three young people came up the street. One of them said to me in a sarcastic tone, 'Hi, schmuck.'
'Hey, Charm, it's you. Did you escape from Sing-Sing?'
'I'm not in Sing-Sing yet-no thanks to you, asshole.'
'What brings you to Brooklyn, Charm? Are you making a woolly cheese delivery to the Williamsburg Incas?'
As her two companions, one male and one female, stood at attention on either side of her glaring at me, Charm snapped, 'I'm lucky to be here at all, what with you siccing the staties on me. They told me not to leave Massachusetts, as a matter of fact, but I talked to my dad's lawyer, Graham Witherspoon in Great Barrington, and he says nobody can connect me with any kidnapping, and I haven't been charged with anything, and those goons can ask me to do what they want me to do, but they can't tell me what to do.'
'Uh-huh. But don't you want to be helpful, Charm? The cops just want to find the kidnappers and make sure Jay Plankton is freed before he is maimed any more than he already has been, or even killed.'
'What do you mean, maimed?'
She evidently had not heard the news. So I explained about the tongue that had been dropped off earlier at the Post. 'Or,' I asked, 'did you send the tongue, and this is another one of your bad-taste stunts in the name of the FFF?'
Charm made a face, and shot back, 'Bad taste is only bad taste, so don't start in on that shit with me. Bad taste is in no way comparable to injury or murder. Name one major religion or secular philosophical or ethical construct where taste and morality intersect in any important way. You can't, can you?'
'Oh, Charm, Charm-I think you were not raised Presbyterian.'
'No, but I've studied Calvinism, and I think I know the difference between predestination and simple, ephemeral notions of fashion and propriety.' Charm's friends, her characteristic claque of two, gazed at her with awe.
'So, are you going in?' I asked, indicating the entrance to Sam Day's building.
'No, why should I go in there?'
'You don't know anyone who lives in here?'
'No, and anyhow we're not going in anywhere, we're going out.'
Charm introduced me to her friends, Louis Murphy and Strawberry Swirl, who lived nearby, and said they were going over to North Sixth Street to the Pussy Pound.
Strawberry Swirl, it turned out, was female-lithe and catlike, with no hint of an out-of-control Sealtest-ice- cream habit, despite her name-but Louis was a hulking male and an unlikely habitue of the venue named. Although, I guessed, maybe selected male aficionados were let in too.
I was about to make careful inquiries about what an evening at the Pussy Pound might consist of, and to try to determine if, as it appeared, Charm's showing up on Lorimer Street was coincidental with Sam Day's living there. But before I could do either, Thad Diefendorfer came down the street with two other men.
'Don! Hey, it's you!' Thad recognized me but didn't seem to know Charm, Louis or Strawberry Swirl, and they showed no sign of recognizing Thad or the men on either side of him. 'What are you doing out here?' Thad asked. He was holding a long-handled shovel with a sharp, narrow blade.
'I was hoping to talk to you,' I said. 'I was here earlier, but I guess you were out… what? Practicing a little urban agriculture?'
'Yes,' Thad said, 'we were over at the Bush wick Community Garden weeding the arugula and watering the
