I swiveled and swung the machine around and got paper and carbons. Much of the room shows in the six-by-four mirror on the wall back of my desk, so I knew I wasn't missing anything while I hit the keys, because Coggin's mouth stayed shut. His eyes were aimed in my direction. The amount of copy was just right, wide- margined, for a nice neat page. I rolled it out, removed the carbon paper, and took it to Wolfe, and he signed all of them, including the one we would keep, and I signed under him without bothering to sit and when I handed the original to Coggin he said, 'I'll take the carbons too. All of them.'
'Sorry,' I said, 'I only work here and I like the Job, so I follow instructions.'
'Give them to him.'
Wolfe said. 'You have the notebook.'
I handed them over. He put the original with them, Jiggled them on the little stand to even the edges, folded them, and stuck them in his inside breast pocket. He smiled at Wolfe. Of course the typing and signing had given him seven minutes to look at all angles. 'Probably,' he said, 'you could name him right now and you only have to collect the pieces.'
He palmed the chair arms for leverage and got to his feet. 'I hope there'll be other warrants, not for material witnesses, and I hope I have it and you get ten years with no parole.'
He turned and stepped, but halfway to the door he stopped and turned to say over his shoulder, 'Don't come, Goodwin. You smell.'
When the sound came of the front door closing, I crossed over for a look. He was out. I crossed back and said, 'So you didn't give me an errand because you knew one of them would come. Wonderful.'
He grunted. 'I have told you a dozen times, sarcasm is the most futile of weapons. It doesn't cut, it merely bounces off. Why did he want the carbons?'
'Souvenirs. Autographs. Signed by both of us. Someday they'll be auctioned off at Sotheby's.'
I looked at my watch. 'It's twenty minutes to noon. Things will be all set for lunch and the customers won't start coming until nearly one. Or have you a better place to start than Felix?'
'You know I haven't. We want everything he knows about Mr. Bassett and his guests that evening. Unless-you have slept on it, so I ask again, does Philip know what was on that slip of paper?'
'It's still no. As I said, he was unloading. He thinks the name on it might have been Archie Goodwin. Pierre told him he wondered about it. All right, I probably won't be here for lunch.'
'A moment. One detail. If Felix supplies names, even one, and you get to him, it might serve to tell him that Pierre told you that he saw one of them hand Mr. Bassett a slip of paper. It might. Consider it.'
'Yeah. And Pierre's dead.'
I went to the hall and to the rack for my coat. No hat. The thermometer outside said, more like December than October, no sun, but I have rules too. No hat before Thanksgiving. Rain or snow is good for hair.
With felix it was all negatives, and negatives are no good either to write or to read. Except for preferences and opinions about food and how it should be served, I knew more about Harvey H. Bassett than he did, since I had read the newspapers twice and he may not have read them at all. Television and radio, and his working day was a good twelve hours. On the big question, the names of the guests at the dinner on October, nearly two weeks ago, he was a complete blank. He had never seen any of them before or since. All he knew was that it had been stag. Evidently he thought better of me than Philip did; he said he had some fresh pompano up from the Gulf and wanted to feed me, but I declined with thanks.
It was: when I left by the front door and headed uptown. One of my more useless habits is timing all walks, though it may be helpful only about one time in a hundred. It took nine minutes to the Gazette building. Lon Cohen's room, two doors down the hall from the publisher's on the twentieth floor, barely had enough space for a big desk with three phones on it, one chair besides his, and shelves with a few books and a thousand newspapers. It was his lunch hour, so I expected to find him alone, and he was.
'I'll be damned,' he said. 'You still loose?'
'No.'
I sat. 'I'm a fugitive. I came to bring you a new picture of me. The one you ran Sunday, my nose is crooked. I admit it's no treat, but it's not crooked.'
'It should be, after Monday night. Damn it, Archie, I'm an hour behind. I'll get Landry, there's a room down the hall, and-' 'No. Not even what I had for breakfast. As I said on the phone, when I can spill one bean you'll get it.'
I rose. 'Right now we could use a fact or two, but if you're an hour behind-' I was going.
'Sit down. All right, I'll be two hours behind. But I'm not going to starve.'
He took a healthy bite of a tuna-and-lettuce sandwich on whole wheat.
'Not an hour.'
I sat. 'Maybe only three minutes if you can tell me the names of six men who ate dinner on Harvey H. Bassett at Rusterman's, Friday, October eighteenth.'
'What?'
He stopped chewing to stare. 'Bassett? What has that got to do with a bomb killing a man in Nero Wolfe's house?'
'It's connected, but that's off the record. Right now everything's off the record. Repeat, everything. Pierre Ducos was the waiter at that dinner. Do you know who was there?'
'No. I didn't know he was there.'
