thought about the lettuce market after Pavey had disappeared around the comer of the house. Then our host asked abruptly if Wolfe would like a highball, and Wolfe said no thanks he preferred beer but doubtless Mr. Goodwin would enjoy a highball. Pratt yelled 'Bert!' at the top of his voice, and Greasy-face showed up from inside the house and got orders. As we sat down the trio from the other end came over, carrying their drinks.
'May we?' Miss Pratt asked her uncle. 'Jimmy wants to meet the guests. Mr. Wolfe, Mr. Goodwin, this is my brother.'
I stood to acknowledge, and became aware that Wolfe was playing a deep and desperate game when I saw that instead of apologizing for not raising his poundage, as was customary, he stood too. Then we sat again, with Lily the blonde doing a languid drape on a canvas swing and a beautiful calf protruding from one leg of her yellow slacks.
Pratt was talking.' Of course I've heard of you,' he was telling Wolfe. 'Privately too, once or twice. My friend Pete Hutchinson told me that you turned him down a couple of years ago on a little inquiry he undertook regarding his wife.'
Wolfe nodded. 'I like to interfere with natural processes as little as possible.'
'Suit yourself.' Pratt took a gulp of highball 'That's my motto. It's your business, and you're the one to run it. For instance, I understand you're a fancy eater. Now I'm in the food business, and what I believe in is mass feeding. Last week we served a daily average of 42,392 lunches in Greater New York at an average cost to the consumer of twenty-three and seventeen-hundredths cents. What I claim – how many times have you eaten in a pratteria?'
'I…' Wolfe held it while he poured beer. 'I never have.'
'Never?'
'I always eat at home.'
'Oh.' Pratt eyed him. 'Of course some home cooking is all right. But most of the fancy stuff… one of my publicity stunts was when I got a group of fifty people from the Social Register into a pratteria and served them from the list. They gobbled it up and they raved. What I've built my success on is, first, quality, second, publicity.' He had two fingers up.
'An unbeatable combination,' Wolfe murmured. I could have kicked him. He was positively licking the guy's boots. He even went on, 'Your niece was telling me something of your phenomenal career.'
'Yes?' He glanced at her. 'Your drink's gone, Caroline.' He turned his head and bawled, 'Bert!' Back to Wolfe:
'Well, she knows as much about it as anyone. She worked in my office three years. Somehow she got started playing golf, and she got good at it, and I figured it would be good publicity to have a golf champion for a niece, and she made it. That's better than anything she could do in the office. And better than anything her brother could do. My only nephew, and no good for anything at all. Are you. Jimmy?'
The young man grinned at him. 'Not worth a damn.'
'Yes, but you don't mean it, and I do. Just/because your father and mother died when you were young… why I keep spending money on you is beyond me. It's about my only weakness. And when I think that my will leaves everything to you and your sister only because there's no one else in sight… it makes me hope I will never die. What do you call it? Immortality. When I think what you would do with a million dollars… let me ask you, Mr. Wolfe, what is your opinion of architecture?'
'Well… I like this house.'
Jimmy cackled, 'Ha! Wowie!'
His uncle disregarded him and cocked an eye at Wolfe. 'You do actually? My nephew there designed it. It was only finished last year. I came originally from this part of the country… was born on this spot in an old shack. There is absolutely no money in architecture and never will be… I've looked into it. Where a nephew of mine ever got the idea…'
He went on and on, and Wolfe placidly opened another bottle of beer. I myself wasn't doing so bad, because it was by no means pratteria Scotch in my highball, and I had nearly finished my second one, and was so seated that I could take in the blonde on the canvas swing, with all her convolutions and what not. I quit listening to Pratt entirely, and got to wondering idly which was the more desirable quality in a girl, the ability to look as inviting as that stretched out on canvas, or the ability to save a man from a bull, and went on from that to something else, no matter what, when all of a sudden the pleasant sociable gathering was rudely in- terrupted. Four men came swinging around the corner of the house and tramped across the terrace. With a dim memory of our host's remark about being hounded around the fair grounds, and a dim idea that the look on their faces meant trouble, my hand was inside my coat touching my holster before I knew it, then I came to and pretended I needed to scratch my shoulder.
Pratt had jumped up and was using all his narrow forehead for a ferocious scowl, facing the intruders. The foremost, a wiry little item with a thin nose and sharp dark eyes, stopped right in front of him and told his face, 'Well, Mr. Pratt, I think I've got it worked out to satisfy you.'
'I'm already satisfied. I told you.'
'But we're not.' The keen eyes darted around. 'If you'd let me explain the arrangement I've been able-'
'It's a waste of time, Mr. Bennett. I've told you-'
'Permit me.' The tone was brusque, and came from a solid-looking bird in a gray sport suit that was a dream, with the fitting accessories, including driving gloves' on a warm day. 'You're Pratt? Lew Bennett here has talked me into this, and I have to get back to Crowfield and out again for New York. I'm Cullen.'
Bennett said nervously, 'Daniel Cullen.'
'Oh.' Pratt looked interested and a little awed. 'This is an honor, Mr. Cullen. My little place here. Sit down. Have a highball? Jimmy, push up some more chairs. No, you folks stay. Here, Mr. Cullen, meet my niece…' He did introductions all around, including titles and occupations. It appeared that Lew Bennett was the secretary of the National Guernsey League. The name of the big-boned guy with scraggly hair and a big tired face was Monte McMillan. Daniel Cullen, of course, was Daniel Cullen, just as J. P. Morgan is J. P. Morgan. The fourth one, who looked even tireder than Monte McMillan, was Sidney Darth, chairman of the North Atlantic Exposition Board. Bert was called and sent for drinks. Lily Rowan sat up to make room on the swing, and I noticed that Jimmy Pratt
