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instructress.

'What good do you expect it is going to do her?' said St. Clare.

'Why, it always has done children good. It's what children always have to learn, you know,' said Miss Ophelia.

'Understand it or not,' said St. Clare.

'O, children never understand it at the time; but, after they are grown up, it'll come to them.'

'Mine hasn't come to me yet,' said St. Clare, 'though I'll bear testimony that you put it into me pretty thoroughly when I was a boy.''

'Ah, you were always good at learning, Augustine. I used to have great hopes of you,' said Miss Ophelia.

'Well, haven't you now?' said St. Clare.

'I wish you were as good as you were when you were a boy, Augustine.'

'So do I, that's a fact, Cousin,' said St. Clare. 'Well, go ahead and catechize Topsy; may be you'll make out something yet.'

Topsy, who had stood like a black statue during this discussion, with hands decently folded, now, at a signal from Miss Ophelia, went on:

'Our first parents, being left to the freedom of their own will, fell from the state wherein they were created.'

Topsy's eyes twinkled, and she looked inquiringly.

'What is it, Topsy?' said Miss Ophelia.

'Please, Missis, was dat ar state Kintuck?'

'What state, Topsy?'

'Dat state dey fell out of. I used to hear Mas'r tell how we came down from Kintuck.'

St. Clare laughed.

'You'll have to give her a meaning, or she'll make one,' said he. 'There seems to be a theory of emigration suggested there.'

'O! Augustine, be still,' said Miss Ophelia; 'how can I do anything, if you will be laughing?'

'Well, I won't disturb the exercises again, on my honor;' and St. Clare took his paper into the parlor, and sat down, till Topsy had finished her recitations. They were all very well, only that now and then she would oddly transpose some important words, and persist in the mistake, in spite of every effort to the contrary; and St. Clare, after all his promises of goodness, took a wicked pleasure in these mistakes, calling Topsy to him whenever he had a mind to amuse himself, and getting her to repeat the offending passages, in spite of Miss Ophelia's remonstrances.

'How do you think I can do anything with the child, if you will go on so, Augustine?' she would say.

'Well, it is too bad,-I won't again; but I do like to hear the droll little image stumble over those big words!'

'But you confirm her in the wrong way.'

'What's the odds? One word is as good as another to her.'

'You wanted me to bring her up right; and you ought to remember she is a reasonable creature, and be careful of your influence over her.'

'O, dismal! so I ought; but, as Topsy herself says, 'I 's so wicked!''

In very much this way Topsy's training proceeded, for a year or two,-Miss Ophelia worrying herself, from day to day, with her, as a kind of chronic plague, to whose inflictions she became, in time, as accustomed, as persons sometimes do to the neuralgia or sick headache.

St. Clare took the same kind of amusement in the child that a man might in the tricks of a parrot or a pointer. Topsy, whenever her sins brought her into disgrace in other quarters, always took refuge behind his chair; and St. Clare, in one way or other, would make peace for her. From him she got many a stray picayune, which she laid out in nuts and candies, and distributed, with careless generosity, to all the children in the family; for Topsy, to do her justice, was good-natured and liberal, and only spiteful in self-defence. She is fairly introduced into our corps de ballet, and will figure, from time to time, in her turn, with other performers.

CHAPTER XXI

Kentuck

Our readers may not be unwilling to glance back, for a brief interval, at Uncle Tom's Cabin, on the Kentucky farm, and see what has been transpiring among those whom he had left behind.

It was late in the summer afternoon, and the doors and windows of the large parlor all stood open, to invite any stray breeze, that might feel in a good humor, to enter. Mr. Shelby sat in a large hall opening into the room, and running through the whole length of the house, to a balcony on either end. Leisurely tipped back on one chair, with his heels in another, he was enjoying his after-dinner cigar. Mrs. Shelby sat in the door, busy about some fine sewing; she seemed like one who had something on her mind, which she was seeking an opportunity to introduce.

'Do you know,' she said, 'that Chloe has had a letter from Tom?'

'Ah! has she? Tom 's got some friend there, it seems. How is the old boy?'

'He has been bought by a very fine family, I should think,' said Mrs. Shelby,-'is kindly treated, and has not much to do.'

'Ah! well, I'm glad of it,-very glad,' said Mr. Shelby, heartily. 'Tom, I suppose, will get reconciled to a Southern residence;-hardly want to come up here again.'

'On the contrary he inquires very anxiously,' said Mrs. Shelby, 'when the money for his redemption is to be raised.'

'I'm sure I don't know,' said Mr. Shelby. 'Once get business running wrong, there does seem to be no end to it. It's like jumping from one bog to another, all through a swamp; borrow of one to pay another, and then borrow of another to pay one,-and these confounded notes falling due before a man has time to smoke a cigar and turn round,-dunning letters and dunning messages,-all scamper and hurry-scurry.'

'It does seem to me, my dear, that something might be done to straighten matters. Suppose we sell off all the horses, and sell one of your farms, and pay up square?'

'O, ridiculous, Emily! You are the finest woman in Kentucky; but still you haven't sense to know that you don't understand business;-women never do, and never can.

'But, at least,' said Mrs. Shelby, 'could not you give me some little insight into yours; a list of all your debts, at least, and of all that is owed to you, and let me try and see if I can't help you to economize.'

'O, bother! don't plague me, Emily!-I can't tell exactly. I know somewhere about what things are likely to be; but there's no trimming and squaring my affairs, as Chloe trims crust off her pies. You don't know anything about business, I tell you.'

And Mr. Shelby, not knowing any other way of enforcing his ideas, raised his voice,-a mode of arguing very convenient and convincing, when a gentleman is discussing matters of business with his wife.

Mrs. Shelby ceased talking, with something of a sigh. The fact was, that though her husband had stated she was a woman, she had a clear, energetic, practical mind, and a force of character every way superior to that of her husband; so that it would not have been so very absurd a supposition, to have allowed