Hardie stood over her unconscious body and prayed he hadn’t killed her. There would be some horrible irony there, duking it out with three crazy strangers to save a fourth, only to end up accidentally killing her. He might have a tough time explaining that one.
Lane coughed, then moaned.
“Oh, thank God,” Hardie said.
He carried her semiconscious body to the middle of the floor. Blood had spurted out of her nose, and one eye was already puffy. She was in shock. You would be, too, if someone punched you in the face.
Hardie followed the shock playlist: elevated her legs (on a stack of music composition books he found in the studio); made sure she was breathing; checked her pulse to make sure it wasn’t racing.
“Lane.”
“What…?”
“Lane, you’re okay. Just relax and breathe, everything’s going to be okay.”
That was important with shock victims. They were like five-year-olds waking up in the middle of the night after a bad dream. You had to reassure them. Let them know you were in control of the situation, and that you weren’t going to let anything bad happen to them. Well, again.
“What… happened to me?”
“I seem to have punched you in the face.”
“You… wh-what?”
“I thought you were one of Them.”
Despite the blood and the shock, Lane smiled.
“You said
“I guess I do.”
Hardie went to the bathroom, wet a rag with cold water, then used it to wipe away some of the blood from her face. Her eye was even more swollen now. Which was not good. He went back to the bathroom, rinsed out the rag, then folded it into quarters, which he put over Lane’s eye. Guess it was all about stabbing and eye injuries up here in the Hollywood Hills today.
Her lone eye stared up at him. It was a beautiful eye.
“I thought they got you,” she said.
“I’ve been told I’m stubborn. Guess I didn’t want to die yet.”
“Are they still here?”
“They’re definitely still outside, and I’d imagine they’re pretty pissed off. One of them was out back, sunbathing, watching the house. I think it was the same one who shot you up on the highway, because her left eye was bandaged up.”
“A blonde? Kind of severe-looking?”
“Yeah. Only she’s going to be even more severe-looking, because I punched her in the face, too.”
“What is it with you and punching women in the face? Is that your signature move or something?”
“It’s quickly becoming a specialty.”
“What about the others?”
“I threw one of them, who looked kind of young, off the back deck balcony. Oh, and that was after I made him puke. And then there was a third guy. Older, bigger. I had no idea what I did to him, but he crawled away like I’d hurt him bad.”
“Those sound like the guys who were chasing me from the one oh one.”
Hardie didn’t want to pressure her or anything—she’d been through a lot and was probably still in shock. But he had to know.
“Where the hell were you?”
Lane’s one pretty eye looked up at him.
“I found a secret closet.”
Those five words sounded funny, even to her.
Sounded like complete and utter horseshit, actually.
But what was she going to do? Say,
She should never have come to his house.
When she started limping in like a crazy woman toward Lake Hollywood Drive, Lane tried to fool herself that this was the only way out. All along she knew she was running toward Andrew’s house.
Sweet, sweet Andrew—her secret nonboyfriend. The nonboyfriend that no one else on earth knew about. The nonboyfriend who was the exact opposite of her for-show, management-sanctioned actor boyfriend. Who was a complete and utter douche.
As she ran for her life, she knew Andrew was pretty much the only person in Los Angeles County who would not think she was crazy, who wouldn’t judge her, who wouldn’t turn her away. Who understood her situation, and what had happened three years ago. Exactly the kind of person you want to have in your corner when hunted by faceless killers.
And…
He wasn’t home.
Lane was mildly hurt that he hadn’t told her somehow—even in a Twitter DM—that he’d gone off to Russia. Russia, as in halfway around the fucking world. True, the last conversation they’d had was a sloppy drunken late- night phone fight, but that wasn’t enough to send someone fleeing to another hemisphere… was it? Maybe it was.
So she’d lied to Charlie the House Sitter about knowing this place, figuring the less she drew Andrew into this mess, the better. She lied about not knowing the security codes, lied about not knowing the owner of the house. Over the past six months they’d spent a lot of time in the bedroom on the bottom floor, getting high and talking about stupid things.
It had been very nice to just talk about stupid things.
“Secret closet?” Hardie said, raising an eyebrow.
“I swear to God, it’s this weird closet behind the closet. I crawled in there to hide, and I must have tripped the opening mechanism. I crawled back in there and closed it behind me and—”
“Secret closet,” Hardie repeated.
“You don’t believe me? Go down and take a look for yourself. It’s all there. Along with a couple pounds of pot, if you’re into that sort of thing.”
“Oh, no, I believe you about the secret closet. Totally makes sense. This is L.A., and L.A. is full of weird shit.”
“So, why are you looking at me like that?”
“Because I don’t exactly believe that you just so happened to find it while you were stumbling around in the closet, looking for a hiding space. You knew about it.”
“If I knew about it, then why wasn’t I hiding inside it when you came into the house this morning?”
“Because you were angry,” Hardie said, “and you thought I was one of them, and you wanted to kick one of their asses. So, no, I don’t believe you just happened to find this magical secret closet.”
Lane blinked, but her face didn’t betray a single emotion. Hardie supposed that’s why they paid her the big bucks.
“What, is it a little too deus ex machina for you?” she asked.
“Look, you’re talking to a guy who used to work with cops. And if there’s one thing cops are good at, it’s sniffing out bullshit. You go stomping around in it all day long, you get to be kind of an expert.”
Lane ignored him.
“You don’t know what that phrase means, do you.
