and—
I dropped an ankle bone at the gate, hoping it would slow it down just that little bit more. It was still some distance to the southeast lawn and I was in no condition to sprint.
There were lights on in the house, far away. The grounds were moonlit, except for the slim sticks of tree shadows.
“Hello!” said someone from a distance. I stared behind me, disoriented, saw the gate to the maze swinging wide.
The next thing I knew I was being picked up off the grass where I’d collapsed. Someone said, “Quick!” and someone else said, “For Gawd’s sake don’t look back!”
They carried me and the bones between them like so much hand luggage toward a waiting smell of petrol. I must’ve been holding on to the bag with a death-grip as they didn’t even try to take it from me. They just ripped open the bag, and I saw as if from a long way away the two groundsmen tumbling bones into the newly hollowed out gum tree.
There was just one more thing to be done—and damnit!—it should’ve been done already.
Mrs. Winton, hands fluttering with nerves, stepped back from the painting of Birdfellow, an old black man with a mysterious pouch tied into his stringy gray beard. Beside the painting, face up and open, was the diary.
Mrs. Winton looked down at them, shook her head sorrowfully.
“It has to be,” I said, surprised at the croak my voice had become. “No images, no record of name, nothing of the dead must be allowed to exist after death. It’s their way of life. It’s that portrait and his name in that diary that’s keeping him earthbound and angry just as much as not giving him a proper tree burial in 1823.”
From the direction of the maze came the sound of something big galloping across the manor grounds toward us.
A match scratched a spark. The petrol-soaked painting and diary
Birdfellow’s portrait had crisped, the book, each word and name shriveling, had become an open flower of fire.
A few seconds later I looked back into the silent darkness and knew we were alone.
Later that night they found Keenen wandering the maze, eyes vacant and staring. It was many days before he was reeled back to reality, before doctors were able to convince him that his eyes had not been clawed out. He never went back to the Manor, having now an aversion to birds and their noises. Where in the world he’ll find a place without birds is a place I can’t imagine. Certainly not the maze island which now teems with water fowl.
I would’ve liked to have been a fly on the wall the afternoon Mrs. Winton explained things to His Lordship, in particular why one of his trees on the southeast lawn had been so strangely mutilated, then plastered over. But on that afternoon I was still in the local hospital being treated for, among other things, serious loss of blood and what the doctors described as nervous exhaustion.
“If there’s anything to be learned from all this,” Keenen said, the day they wheeled me down to his ward for a visit, “it’s that you should always put things back where you found them.”
And it was just such a thought that had me laugh near to breaking my stitches when I read that the Earl of Woodthorpe had cut down a gum tree in his Manor grounds and was air freighting it out to Australia. Naturally, most people assumed the Earl’s mind had thrown a rod.
I knew otherwise.
BRIAR ROSE
by Kim Antieau
She opened her eyes to white and realized she knew nothing.
The nurse was white, too.
“Good morning, sugar,” the nurse said. “Do you know who you are?”
She shook her head and wondered where the window was. Maybe if she saw the sunlight, maybe if she saw the world really existed, she would know. Silly thought. The world existed. It was she, she was certain, who was not supposed to be.
“Turn over,” the nurse said. Her voice was as pretty as anything she could remember. Though that wasn’t much. She turned over. The nurse threw off the covers and pulled up her hospital gown. “Lookie here, girl,” the nurse said. “Maybe that will jar your memory.”
She looked down at her own bare ass, twisting her head and arching her back. A small rose bloomed on her white butt, its red petals surrounded by a crown of thorns.
She touched it.
“Maybe my name is Rose,” she said.
“All right, Rose, honey,” the nurse said, putting the hospital gown and covers back over her bare skin. “We don’t know who you are either. You came in with glass all over your arms, cut deep.”
Rose held up her bandaged arms.
“You said you’d fallen through a plate glass window.” The nurse smiled. “We decided to take your word on that and not put you in the psych ward. All you have to do now is eat that shit they call food, rest, and get better. Just whistle if you need anything.”
The nurse in white smiled; for a moment, Rose thought she was dressed in shining armor. Rose shook her head and the nurse was gone. She closed her eyes and reached into her memory. Nothing. Except a man with a needle that looked like those wood burners they used in shop class when she was in high school. “Have you come to be transformed?” the man asked. “I don’t think so,” she answered. “I just want a rose tattoo.” He hummed some tune, Beethoven’s Fifth, while he rat-ta-tat-tatted on her backside.
When he was finished, he smoothed a bandage over the patch of skin and handed her a card with care instructions, as if she had just bought a sweater. She pulled up her pants and went home. Home? She couldn’t really see it, only her reflection in the mirror, somehow, as she pulled off the bandage and looked at the scab forming where he had drawn the rose with his needle and ink.
“There now,” she said. “I am whole again. I am myself. My body is mine.”
Rose opened her eyes and started to call to Nurse White, to tell her she did know something. Instead, she closed her eyes again and went to sleep.
In the morning, after she ate the shit they called food, Rose got out of bed, found her bloodstained clothes, and got dressed. She was frightened until she thought of the rose blooming on her butt, and then she was no longer afraid. She walked into the hallway, got on the elevator, and went down to the lobby. Outside through the revolving doors, Rose saw a world she had never seen before, bright, noisy. White with color. No, bright with color. She reached into her pockets as she went down the street, away from the hospital. She pulled out forty dollars, crumpled up in her front pockets. That was it.
She hummed Tchaikovsky’s
When she got downtown, the pigeons swore at her and flew away to the Burger King parking lot. Rose went onto a street called Burnside and walked until she came to a door which said: TATOOS. CLEAN SURROUNDINGS. NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED. Rose gently pulled off the gauze from her arms. Scabs traced the places the glass had cut. She dropped the gauze and scabs into a garbage can and then pushed the door open and went inside.
The man with the wood burner looked up when she came in. He smiled. He was the man from her memory.
“Sorry, honey, I can’t take it off.”
“I don’t want it off,” she said. “I want another one.” She stepped past the swinging door and into his domain
