faced cowboy with a vivid imagination and too much time on his hands.
“I trust you about as far as I can throw an iron jenny.”
Amanda absently twirled the spinning wheel that was tucked in a corner of the room while she plotted.
She’d get gussied up in the new apricot dress she’d sewn from last year’s finest wool…
Put a dab of rose water behind her ears…And paste on a smile that would melt a man’s hardest, most cruel intentions.
The louse wouldn’t expect a sheep rancher with brains.
Or a devious plan.
Yes, she’d go.
And she’d make the Lothario sorry he ever messed with her.
Absolutely, without a doubt, sorry.
Chapter 2
Cussing and yelling from across the Frying Pan Ranch’s compound might’ve broadened Payton McCord’s vocabulary, if he lived someplace more civilized than the rough Panhandle or pursued another line of work besides cowhand.
His Uncle Henry had spouted a lot of wisdom before he went on to the hereafter and, although a good portion of the interpreting changed with each telling, one parcel stood out:
In hindsight, Payton should’ve heeded that particular warning before playing the latest practical joke on his best friend, Joe Long. Fact of the matter, Payton had forgotten he’d planted his damn feet in the downwind position, and now had to suffer the consequences. In the dying light of a spent day he could definitely feel the fine spray of blowback drenching his mustache.
Payton raised his head when sudden silence filled the brisk, spring air, deafening him. Strands of hemp dangled from the partially braided rope in his hand.
Maybe Joe’d patched things up with his wife, Lucinda.
That glimmer of hope died when abrupt banging and clanging replaced the brief moment of calm.
He swung toward the commotion and winced.
Pots, pans, and pottery flew from the doorway like missiles from a Gatling gun, followed by Joe’s hasty exit.
A guilty conscience rolled a heaping boxcar of blame at Payton’s door. He shouldn’t have convinced that saloon trollop Joe would welcome her affections. In his defense, who would’ve predicted Lucinda would pass by the swinging doors and spy the tosspot perching on Joe’s lap with her skinny arms wrapped around his neck?
While Payton recounted the scene, a skillet grazed the ranch foreman’s head. Joe nursed his wound, limping toward him and safer territory inside the barn.
“Reckon Lucinda’s not in the forgiving mood.” Payton trained his gaze on the new rope. Blood made him a mite squeamish. Besides, he couldn’t bear the misery in Joe’s eyes.
“The woman’s fit to lasso a trapped cougar.”
“Give her a day or two. Maybe she’ll take you back.”
“Damn you, McCord! You’ve gone too far this time. Messing with a man’s marriage is serious grounds for an ass whooping.”
Payton planted a matchstick in the side of his mouth. “I never meant for Lucy to see that hussy. Our pranks have always been harmless fun. And I reckon the God-awful jokes you’ve pulled ever since I arrived three months ago conveniently slipped a cog in your memory. I recall those were none on the pleasant side.”
Replacing the Bull Durham in his pouch with cow dung still stung…
And filling his canteen with skunk oil? Luckily, the odor hit his nose before he tipped the container. He’d had to throw the damn thing away though. Those incidents straggled at the end of a list long as his arm. He finally raised his eyes to check for blood. None that he could see.
Joe gingerly rubbed the knot on his head. “Let’s call it quits. We’re even. I’m willing to let bygones be bygones.”
“Shake on it?”
A fraction of a second passed before Joe accepted Payton’s olive branch. The hesitation let it be known he might forgive but not forget. At last, Joe clasped Payton’s hand, a small assurance they were still friends despite everything.
“Talk to Lucinda. She might listen to you, Payton.”
“Sure. Might have to let her cool off first though.”
“I figure that’ll be sometime after next year’s thaw. I ain’t seen her this riled in all my born days.”
Just then a pair of men’s britches skimmed the air and landed on the whiplike, spiny branches of an ocotillo bush. Clusters of crimson flowers peeked from the crotch. Shirts and long johns soon littered the buttercups and black-eyed Susan landscape until the ground developed a case of measles.
Payton shifted the matchstick. “You might oughta go get your britches, Joe.”
“Tarnation! Rub salt in the wound why don’t you, you low-down marriage-wrecker. Add some vinegar while you’re at it.”
“That’s no way to speak to a friend.”
“You’d best talk to her soon if you want to remain one,” Joe growled.
“I admit I owe you that. I’ll do my best to fix the harm.” Payton straightened and lowered his hat. Then, he stalked to a pair of recently pitched white underdrawers smothering a patch of winecup and began waving them as he cautiously crossed the battlefield. “Lucy, now don’t you throw anything else.”
The termagant stepped out. A stiff breeze tossed the mass of flaming red curls hither and yon.
“Stay out of this, Payton. I have no quarrel with you.”
“That opinion may change once you hear me out. Let me come inside. I don’t think a body should air dirty laundry where God and everybody can hear.”
She clutched the door but moved aside. “You can talk until the saints go marching in and it won’t affect things one iota.”
Leaving the drawers on the stoop, he stepped across the threshold. “First of all, you know Joe and I have played pranks on each other from the moment we met?”
“I don’t see how that pertains.”
“Joe has no use for that saloon hussy. Won’t give any woman the time of day except you.” Payton ran a hand through his hair and met her wrath with frank honesty. “Truth is I created this predicament when I told the girl Joe’d welcome a little feminine persuasion not of the wifely kind. I didn’t stretch or bend the truth…I lied.”
“Kiss my foot! I could spit in your eye if you weren’t so blasted tall, Payton McCord.”
“Would it help knowing I didn’t think it’d come to this?”
A swift blow to his shoulder knocked him sideways. Damn, the little woman carried a punch! Lucy’s temper came in degrees of hot, boiling, and scorching. He’d earned the full measure though. Never let anyone say he didn’t take his medicine even if it did go down backward and lopsided. Or all over his face.
His belly twisted when he saw tears swimming in her eyes. Lucy truly loved Joe despite his faults.
Not that Payton particularly knew anything about love. Closest he might’ve gotten was the time he raced into a burning building to save Mavis Harper and found her half-clothed. The only fire had been the grease on the stove. He’d sure had hell peeling Mavis off him though.
Ever since she batted those eyes like a cow that’d eaten a bunch of locoweed, and he ran in the opposite direction.
Maybe that was love.
Maybe it
