Wash This Blood Clean from My Hand

‘Takes no magician to tell you that,’ remarked Clementine, wiping the table. ‘I’m going to start the pork now.’

‘But Clementine, why does he still keep running after other girls?’

The old woman stopped, resting her large fists on the table.

‘Because it’s easier, that’s why. You love someone, you’ve got to give something, haven’t you now, but if all you want’s a good time, you don’t have to. Would you like beans with your pork chop, I’ve topped and tailed them myself?’

‘You’re asking me to supper?’

‘It’s supper time, isn’t it? Man’s got to eat, you’re all skin and bone.’

‘But I can’t take the pork chop you were going to eat yourself.’

‘Ah, but I’ve got two.’

‘You knew I was coming?’

‘I’m not a fortune teller, m’dear. But I’ve got a friend staying just now. Only she won’t be in till late. And I was a bit bothered, tell you the truth, about the chops. I would have eaten the other one tomorrow, but I don’t care to eat pork twice running. Don’t know why, I just don’t. I’ll put a bit more wood on the stove, can you watch my oven?’

The sitting room, which was small and crowded with armchairs covered in faded fabric, was heated only by a fireplace. For the rest of the house there were two woodburning stoves. The temperature in the sitting room, when he went in was not more than 15 degrees. Adamsberg laid the table while Clementine banked up the fire.

‘We won’t eat in the kitchen,’ Clementine forestalled him, bringing in the plates. ‘For once when I’ve got fancy company, we’re going to be nice and comfy in the sitting room. Drink your port, it’ll buck you up.’

Adamsberg obeyed unquestioningly and indeed soon found himself perfectly comfortable at the table in the sitting room, his back to a blazing fire. Clementine filled his plate and poured, without asking, a full glass of wine for him. She tucked a flowery napkin under her chin and gave one to Adamsberg who did the same.

‘I’m going to cut up your meat, m’dear,’ she said. ‘With that arm, you can’t do it. Is that what you’re thinking about?’

‘No, Clementine. I’m not thinking much at all at the moment.’

‘Ah, not thinking, that can get you into trouble. You must try and put your thinking cap on, my little Adamsberg. You don’t mind if I call you that, my dear?’

‘No, no, of course not.’

‘Now then, that’s enough of my fussing. What’s been happening to you? Apart from your sweetheart.’

‘I’ve just been going for everybody at the moment.’

‘That’s how you hurt your arm?’

‘Yes.’

‘Not that I’m against a good fight now and then, it calms things down sometimes. But if it’s not your usual way, you must put your thinking cap on. Maybe you’re unhappy on account of the girlfriend, or maybe it’s something else, or maybe it’s everything at once. Not going to leave that pork, are you? You just clear that plate, please. You don’t eat and then you’re surprised you’re all skin and bone. I’m going to fetch the rice pudding.’

She put a dessert bowl in front of Adamsberg.

‘If I had hold of you a week or two, I’d soon fatten you up. Is it something else that’s bothering you?’

‘A dead man come to life, Clementine.’

‘Ha. If that’s all it is, it’s easier than love affairs. So what’s he done?’

‘He killed eight people in the past, and now he’s started again. With a trident.’

‘And when did he die?’

‘Sixteen years ago.’

‘And where did he start again?’

‘Near Strasbourg, last Saturday night. A young girl.’

‘She hadn’t done him any harm, the young girl?’

‘She didn’t know him at all. He’s a monster, Clementine, a handsome but very frightening monster.’

‘You’ll be right about that. Killing nine people you don’t know? No, that’s no way to carry on.’

‘But nobody will believe me. Nobody at all.’

‘Sometimes people don’t want to listen, and you can’t make ’em. And if you try, you’ll end up with your nerves all frazzled.’

‘Yes, Clementine, you’re right.’

‘So we won’t bother with all those other people, who won’t believe it,’ said Clementine, lighting her roll-up cigarette. ‘And you’re going to tell me all about it. Let’s pull our chairs up closer to the fire. We weren’t expecting it to be so cold, were we? It’s from the North Pole, they do say.’

Adamsberg took over an hour to explain all the facts carefully to Clementine, without knowing quite why he was doing it. They were interrupted only by the arrival of Clementine’s friend, a woman almost as old as she was, about eighty. Unlike Clementine, she was thin, fragile and vulnerable-looking, her face a network of fine wrinkles.

‘Josette, this is the commissaire I told you about before. Don’t be afraid, he’s not the nasty one.’

Adamsberg noted Josette’s dyed ash-blonde hair, her tailored suit and pearl earrings, the remnants of a long- lost bourgeois existence. By contrast, on her large feet she wore a pair of tennis shoes. Josette made a timid greeting and scuttled away into the so-called office, which was littered with computers belonging to Clementine’s grandson.

‘What’s she afraid of?’ asked Adamsberg.

‘And you a policeman,’ sighed Clementine.

‘Sorry.’

‘We’re talking about your worries, my dear, not Josette’s. It was a good idea to say you were playing cards with your brother. The simple ideas are often the best. And tell me now, did you leave that screwdriver in the pool? Because sooner or later, someone would fish it up.’

Adamsberg carried on, regularly feeding the fire and blessing whichever fair wind had driven him to take refuge with Clementine.

‘Stupid idiot, your gendarme,’ Clementine concluded, throwing away her cigarette end into the fire. ‘Anybody knows Prince Charming does sometimes turn into a beast. He can’t be very bright, not to see that.’

Adamsberg relaxed back on the old sofa, holding his injured arm across his stomach. ‘Ten minutes shuteye, Clementine, and then I’m on my way.’

‘I can see he’s worn you out, this dead man walking. And you’re not out of the wood yet. But follow your hunch, my little Adamsberg. It might not be all right, but it might not be all wrong either.’

By the time Clementine turned round from stirring the fire, Adamsberg had fallen into a deep sleep. The old woman picked up a tartan rug from a chair and placed it over him.

She met Josette on her way to bed.

‘He’s sleeping on the sofa,’ she explained. ‘He’s got a tale to tell, that one. What bothers me, he’s all skin and bone, these days, did you see?’

‘I wouldn’t know Clemmie, I’ve never seen him before.’

‘Well, I’m telling you, he needs feeding up.’

The commissaire was drinking his morning coffee in the kitchen with Clementine.

‘I’m so sorry, Clementine, I didn’t realise.’

‘No trouble, my dear. If you slept, it was because you needed to. Now eat up another piece of bread. And if you’re going to see the boss, you better get smartened up. I’m going to give your jacket and trousers a bit of an iron, you can’t go in there with them all crumpled like that.’

Adamsberg passed his hand over his chin.

‘Take one of my boy’s razors from the bathroom,’ she said, carrying off his clothes.